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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

have you noticed that your decision making skills are much better after having a wank?

If you’re ever faced with a tough decision. Don’t decide. Toddle off, have a wank and come back wiser. Then decide.

I can guarantee this is how really big business decisions are made.

I promise you’ll make better decisions. Anyone got an alternative point of view?

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Let me have a quick wank and I’ll get back to you with the answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wise words!

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By *ambsLad2Man  over a year ago

Peterborough

A mate advised me years ago to never shake hands with a salesman. He reckoned they always stopped off for a wank in a layby before the meeting....

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By *undayGirl 69Woman  over a year ago

Coalville


"A mate advised me years ago to never shake hands with a salesman. He reckoned they always stopped off for a wank in a layby before the meeting.... "

Hmmm would u shake hands with a sales woman?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only thing I do after a wank is nap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The only thing I do after a wank is nap."

Do you wake up wiser? Or does the magic only work immediately after a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get too content to make decisions afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I normally think better while I’m having a dump.

Maybe if I started bashing one out, I’d make amazing decisions.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So a pre work wank is the best way to start the day???

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Fucking hell just getting out of bed in the morning is difficult enough,who the fuck has the time and energy to waste bashing ones bishop before work?

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands

Just don't try this if you're thinking of going gym

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Is this like the bleep test?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

I often wondered what they get up to at cabinet meetings.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I often wondered what they get up to at cabinet meetings. "

If the wank hypothesis is true of the cabinet then we should be in a far better position than we are?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I often wondered what they get up to at cabinet meetings.

If the wank hypothesis is true of the cabinet then we should be in a far better position than we are?"

This is a good point. Maybe, after their collective wanking, they have moments of clarity and laser focused thinking. Unfortunately, that’s usually about how to screw over us ordinary folk.

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan  over a year ago

Horley

It would certainly make “Deal or No Deal” more interesting, but I guess that they couldn’t put it out at teatime

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It would certainly make “Deal or No Deal” more interesting, but I guess that they couldn’t put it out at teatime "

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London

I’m just trying to decide if I should have another cup of tea or not. Let’s see if a wank helps me decide better

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It would certainly make “Deal or No Deal” more interesting, but I guess that they couldn’t put it out at teatime "

brilliant! lol

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By *orkawayalotMan  over a year ago

love sex

Wankin is my fave past time

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