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Cupid’s Parapsychology Match up.
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Ey ey good folks; Cupid here once again and it’s my mission to get you all a’fucking like porn stars 
Yes indeed, last time I did this, so much lewd and carnal activity did subsequently transpire that I didn’t know where to look (So I simply stared at all your writhing bodies whilst engaging in a sly wank).
Anyway, today we will be exploring the principles of parapsychology and sex…and stuff.
My theory is that if two people are psychically in tune, top quality jiggy jiggy shall inevitably follow
So with the above absolutely foolproof system in place….
1. List your favourite colour.
2. List your favourite shape.
Now, if you can be arsed, visualise the resulting image e.g a red triangle before sitting back and gawking intently at every one else’s answers.
What’s that? - See an exact match to yours? Stone the crows!!! - By the laws of psychical attraction you are clearly fated to get to know one another in the Biblical sense! ‘Make it so Number One’ as Captain Jean-Luc Picard would say.
Good luck everyone and may good fortune shine upon thy erogenous zones |
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"Green and circle for me Sensual. Work your magic if you can please "
I see that you’re presently matching with CED 10019.
Meanwhile the lovely Midnight123 has opted for a Yves klein blue circle…..
Ahhhh….it’s close enough - Match!  |
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"Duck Egg Grey
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Aren't duck eggs blue?"
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They are YOLO but then I would have ended up being matched with Mïdnïght. I've already got the T-shirt with her and I don't think I can stomach another round. |
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"Duck Egg Grey
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Aren't duck eggs blue?
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They are YOLO but then I would have ended up being matched with Mïdnïght. I've already got the T-shirt with her and I don't think I can stomach another round. "
Ah! I didn't realise there was method in the madness. |
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"Cherry red - sphere
I am very pleased to inform you that you are matching with BOTH catnipkittycat AND long-leggednaughtyelf.
You are in for a double treat!  "
I'm down!  |
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"Green and circle for me Sensual. Work your magic if you can please
I see that you’re presently matching with CED 10019.
Meanwhile the lovely Midnight123 has opted for a Yves klein blue circle…..
Ahhhh….it’s close enough - Match! "
CED seems a lovely lad but I can compromise with blue |
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"Turquoise pentagram
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Fuck it, you'll do.
That’s the spirit!
Cupid’s arrows of lust strike home once again!
And yet that’s somehow *still* not the worst chat up line I’ve had on here "
 Thank gawd I didn’t make any mention of ‘piercing my sacred arrow’ into anyone…. |
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"Too late to change my mind?
A white concave shape please, waiting for who will choose a convex black. 
Ooo now that evokes intriguing images of a solar eclipse like image in my mind.
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Total eclipse of the heart (I really need you tonight) |
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