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Good folks; Have you seen that Sainsbury’s ad with the little girl asking what Santa would eat?
I fucking hate that advert!
In fact, it makes me want to kill Santa; ‘Yes Raj!’ he bellows in an almost condescending tone.
What an entitled cunt!
Anyway, what adverts are presently pissing you all off?
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Now and then one is a bit interesting in very small doses, interesting as in vaguely funny but most of them are complete drivel..
Said it before but the daisy, daisy, daisy one where they lay in the grass wittering away makes me wish for a farmer to drive past and cover them in cow slurry..
I don't like adverts.. |
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over a year ago
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"I don't really watch a lot of TV.. I'm gonna go with any M&S ad. 
This, I absolutely hate them, they just come off as snobby haha. "
Even the ads on daytime TV where you can adopt a car, donkey and polar bear? |
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over a year ago
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Any gambling ads that have these intricate ways of getting you to lose your money with the "if the fun stops, STOP" said in double quick time at the end.
Adverts for loan agencies that orey in vulnerable people.
Charity adverts with a rich celebrity telling you how much your donations would mean. |
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Another one which is presently really annoying me; That aftershave one with the classic, Nights In White Satin playing and the guy just slowly looking at the camera for an interminable fucking eternity.
That was fucking creative wasn’t it?
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"Another one which is presently really annoying me; That aftershave one with the classic, Nights In White Satin playing and the guy just slowly looking at the camera for an interminable fucking eternity.
That was fucking creative wasn’t it?
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It does it for me... |
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One with Penelope cruz hair product years ago. I am all for people keeping their accents but genuinly she puts on her Spanish accent far more than anyone I know considering she will have been in the US for years. She clearly keeps it as it gets her roles but over emphasizing Spanish accent come of like the people pretending to be French in ello ello, fake and ott |
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"That stupid bingo game that's on when the chase is on. "
any bingo or gambling advert hyping up the excitement of sitting behind a computer gambling away your benefits is not exciting its bad ethically and p1
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"Another one which is presently really annoying me; That aftershave one with the classic, Nights In White Satin playing and the guy just slowly looking at the camera for an interminable fucking eternity.
That was fucking creative wasn’t it?
It does it for me..."
 He’s a good looking guy but I’d like to see him do a bit more than just look all sultry and mournful.
Possibly he should gob on the floor or something to make it a bit more interesting  |
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"Another one which is presently really annoying me; That aftershave one with the classic, Nights In White Satin playing and the guy just slowly looking at the camera for an interminable fucking eternity.
That was fucking creative wasn’t it?
It does it for me...
He’s a good looking guy but I’d like to see him do a bit more than just look all sultry and mournful.
Possibly he should gob on the floor or something to make it a bit more interesting "
Yes that would definitely make it interesting |
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Adverts.. What do they do.. Means free tv. Otherwise you be paying more for all the channels. Bbc fee pays for bbc live and streaming but on all media.
I used to love adverts like.. Find a buscuit find a club, bt.. You have an ology, smash, panama cigars, hoffmeister follow the bear etc.
They are irritating when a film starts, roll credits 2 mins into film and adverts. I suppose it allows for a quick shag break |
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"Another one which is presently really annoying me; That aftershave one with the classic, Nights In White Satin playing and the guy just slowly looking at the camera for an interminable fucking eternity.
That was fucking creative wasn’t it?
It does it for me..."
Very very funny.........touché! |
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"Adverts.. What do they do.. Means free tv. Otherwise you be paying more for all the channels. Bbc fee pays for bbc live and streaming but on all media.
I used to love adverts like.. Find a buscuit find a club, bt.. You have an ology, smash, panama cigars, hoffmeister follow the bear etc.
They are irritating when a film starts, roll credits 2 mins into film and adverts. I suppose it allows for a quick shag break "
Ah ha! You’ve just reminded me of something else that pees me off as regards films as well: Have you noticed how long it takes before they actually start these days with all the production companies displaying their animated logos firstly?
In the good old days it was usually one company listed. Now it might be five or more! 
It irks me most grievously it does! |
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"That perfume ad with Natalie Portman where she’s singing and pissing about in a field; that pisses me off to.
I’m a miserable bugger aren’t I? Hmmm….I feel rather liberated in my realisation…  "
When she says 'what would you do for love'..
Oh just shut the fuck up woman.. |
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Oh…yet another advert that is pissing me off: The Christmas Baileys one with those carol singers.
‘Ere….wasn’t the lead lady the one who co presented Eurovision earlier this year?
Ahhhh I dunno.
Anyway, it yanks my nut sack it does!  |
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The adverts all over google and you tube.. I can cope with youtube but reading a news article adds all over it. So irritating puts me off the news 
At least fabswingers is advert free on my mobile. |
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"Have you seen that Sainsbury’s ad with the little girl asking what Santa would eat?
I fucking hate that advert!"
I prescribe listening to the 1987 Spitting Image Christmas record "Santa Clause Is On The Dole", as it answers just what a hard-up Father Christmas eats, as well as knowing that he's suffering.
"Real fairy cake and Rudolph steak
Will be my Christmas dinner!" |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Good folks; Have you seen that Sainsbury’s ad with the little girl asking what Santa would eat?
I fucking hate that advert!
In fact, it makes me want to kill Santa; ‘Yes Raj!’ he bellows in an almost condescending tone.
What an entitled cunt!
Anyway, what adverts are presently pissing you all off?
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i hate all adverts |
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The programme makers have cottoned on to the fact that people was either live pausing or recording and fast forwarding the adverts.
Now you can't do that at all.
So I watch Netflix, prime and others. |
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
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"That tena lady one where she says "I'm letting it all go", it makes me see red lol. "
that, and the sanitary pad ads that pour red liquid onto them, I know I'm childish but I think it's gross, Mrs x
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"The one where the guy is crying over not having heinz beans on holiday, like what the actual fuck? "
OMG I can't stand that one or any other crying ones, I have to switch over to another channel for 5 minutes!   |
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"The carbon skid mark pants advert in the courtroom. "
I finally saw that one the other day.
Those baggy briefs they were all wearing disturbed me most grievously (even before the stains appeared) |
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"The carbon skid mark pants advert in the courtroom.
I finally saw that one the other day.
Those baggy briefs they were all wearing disturbed me most grievously (even before the stains appeared) "
It's quite a difficult advert to explain to a young child, why they're all walking round with "unwiped" bums as my daughter put it! |
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"The carbon skid mark pants advert in the courtroom.
I finally saw that one the other day.
Those baggy briefs they were all wearing disturbed me most grievously (even before the stains appeared)
It's quite a difficult advert to explain to a young child, why they're all walking round with "unwiped" bums as my daughter put it! "
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"I don't really watch a lot of TV.. I'm gonna go with any M&S ad.
This, I absolutely hate them, they just come off as snobby haha.
Even the ads on daytime TV where you can adopt a car, donkey and polar bear?"
Just pennies a day, to prevent tears. |
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"Good folks; Have you seen that Sainsbury’s ad with the little girl asking what Santa would eat?
I fucking hate that advert!
In fact, it makes me want to kill Santa; ‘Yes Raj!’ he bellows in an almost condescending tone.
What an entitled cunt!
Anyway, what adverts are presently pissing you all off?
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all gambling adverts for football games by players that were never that good at the game and the advert for RED32 he is such a knob head and why is he dressed like 1 of ken dodds diddy men in that stupid hat,, |
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"That tena lady one where she says "I'm letting it all go", it makes me see red lol. that, and the sanitary pad ads that pour red liquid onto them, I know I'm childish but I think it's gross, Mrs x"
You are not childish. It is gross.
Next we'll be seeing shit smears in toilet paper ads. |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
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"I don't really watch a lot of TV.. I'm gonna go with any M&S ad.
This, I absolutely hate them, they just come off as snobby haha.
Even the ads on daytime TV where you can adopt a car, donkey and polar bear?
Just pennies a day, to prevent tears. "
Add them all up,it's not pennies. |
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I win this thread with a cherry on the top.
Top of my list for hated ads at present are the ones with 'accents' e.g. Sshhhhhhhhhkoda , Owwwdi , and Ickier .....
Skoda, Audi and Ikea to you and me. This afternoon I heard an Insurance ad in a German accent ...... Is it to make you listen ? I think so. |
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"I win this thread with a cherry on the top.
Top of my list for hated ads at present are the ones with 'accents' e.g. Sshhhhhhhhhkoda , Owwwdi , and Ickier .....
Skoda, Audi and Ikea to you and me. This afternoon I heard an Insurance ad in a German accent ...... Is it to make you listen ? I think so. "
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I hate them all, but on the top of my list:
1. We buy any car.
2. Dementia hotline to people with dementia. Obviously a charity.
3. Dementia friendly Norwich.
4. The one about cigarette butts will cause the end of the world.
You can hear the guy smokes 2 packs a day.
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They aren't showing it anymore thank god, but I'm still erked by an advert last year for some random supermarket. A woman in it basically telling her partner that he needs to lose weight.
I would put money on the fact that no one would even consider making an advert fat shaming a woman like that, as it would bring in 1000s of complaints.
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"All adverts are crap, except for the ones with the lovely Hannah Waddingham in them.
Did anybody watch the Not Going Out episode with her as a porn star?"
Hannah Waddingham is in the Bailey's add but I didn't like that add, it defo wouldn't make me want me to go and buy a bottle! |
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There is a radio ad for a horse betting company which are designed to be a bit cheesy with Harry Rednapp and for the life of me cannot remember the name of the company. It could be bet 5, bet 365 or Bet all night. No idea. What is it called when that happens |
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"I don't really watch a lot of TV.. I'm gonna go with any M&S ad.
This, I absolutely hate them, they just come off as snobby haha. "
this years is not so bad.. maybe I'm biased though as love Ryan Reynolds lol |
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"All perfume ads. How are they still getting away with such blatant objectification of men and women and not receive complaints from the woke brigade?"
Sounds like you are General Officer Commanding of that very Brigade? |
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"All perfume ads. How are they still getting away with such blatant objectification of men and women and not receive complaints from the woke brigade?
Sounds like you are General Officer Commanding of that very Brigade?"
No - I was being ironic given where this post is. Sorry you didn’t get that  |
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All those ads during the day where it’s a ‘trusted’ celeb such as Parky or Vorderman tryna flog yr granny life insurance with the promise of some bit of free tut like a pen or a carriage clock or something. |
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