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How do you sneeze?
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By *acktopervMan
over a year ago
Stourport-On-Severn |
When i sneeze i always know that it's not just going to be one or two sneezes. It's always the start of a sneezing fit that could last 10 or more sneezes. At home, it's just annoying, when at work or in the pub though it becomes a complete nightmare and embarrassment. |
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"I always loudly enunciate the words "Fuck it" whenever I sneeze.
Just for the sheer fun of getting away with it!
Who controls your swearing?"
Polite society's mores and my own sense of good taste, of course! |
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"Are you a stifled sneezer?
Do you do little lady sneezes dignified and gentle?
Or like me do you do a full on MAN sneeze usually followed up with a gutteral growl or bellow?"
I do a great big aaaaaatchooo |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
Depends who’s around I never try and stifle them but just normally if on own of people around and I’m trying to be annoying I’ll do it as loud as possible and add aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh on the end really loud it normally gets the desired reaction once back when lived at home was doing it in the bath and heard my mam (who is generally explosively angry) shout “for fucks sake, I can’t fucking wait till you go on bastard holiday” (was going away in a few days) another mate told me aggressively to “die” as we were driving in the van and did it |
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"Depends who’s around I never try and stifle them but just normally if on own of people around and I’m trying to be annoying I’ll do it as loud as possible and add aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh on the end really loud it normally gets the desired reaction once back when lived at home was doing it in the bath and heard my mam (who is generally explosively angry) shout “for fucks sake, I can’t fucking wait till you go on bastard holiday” (was going away in a few days) another mate told me aggressively to “die” as we were driving in the van and did it "
Your mam sounds alright. |
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"When i sneeze i always know that it's not just going to be one or two sneezes. It's always the start of a sneezing fit that could last 10 or more sneezes. At home, it's just annoying, when at work or in the pub though it becomes a complete nightmare and embarrassment."
This! Except I own it and often run a sweep stakes on the number if out with friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Normally? Mouth open and have it expelled through my nose and mouth...For those wondering, yes this is the correct way, trying to hold it in or closing your mouth can lead to a dangerous increase in pressure. No amount of societal browny points are worth health complications. |
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"Are you a stifled sneezer?
Do you do little lady sneezes dignified and gentle?
Or like me do you do a full on MAN sneeze usually followed up with a gutteral growl or bellow?"
Can't control it, so it sounds beasty.
Almost like when I'm coming.
Kind of like the effects from Jurassic Park. |
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