"A flaccid phallus draped artistically over the top of a radiator is a surefire way to get a ladies juices a’flowing 
Noted, should the radiator be at a specific temperature?"
 I’d definitely recommend a low temperature from personal unhappy experience….   |
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"A flaccid phallus draped artistically over the top of a radiator is a surefire way to get a ladies juices a’flowing
Noted, should the radiator be at a specific temperature?
I’d definitely recommend a low temperature from personal unhappy experience…. "
so let the engine cool down and make sure the fan is off? |
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"A flaccid phallus draped artistically over the top of a radiator is a surefire way to get a ladies juices a’flowing
Noted, should the radiator be at a specific temperature?
I’d definitely recommend a low temperature from personal unhappy experience…. so let the engine cool down and make sure the fan is off? "
Oh good Lord yes; spinning fans and all other motorised mechanisms should be kept well away from one’s flaccid phallus no matter how tempting the photo opportunity.
Whilst some ladies might well derive some not inconsiderable cruel merriment from the resulting results, the injuries will likely prove irreversible….   |
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"So I have listened to the forums and take note that ladies do not like seeing cocks compared to lynx cans, remotes or pringle cans...so it begs the question, how do you want to see a penis today?"
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"So I have listened to the forums and take note that ladies do not like seeing cocks compared to lynx cans, remotes or pringle cans...so it begs the question, how do you want to see a penis today?"
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"So I have listened to the forums and take note that ladies do not like seeing cocks compared to lynx cans, remotes or pringle cans...so it begs the question, how do you want to see a penis today?next to a can of "
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