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If you could have sex with yourself, would you?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?
It’s just a question. Don’t think about it too deeply  "
Sounds to me like you've been caught getting a bit 'Jimmy Sommerville' for a (cough) 'straight' dude... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of us do by way of masterbation but if we could duck our selfs we would but then we’d never need a partner to mate with be no more children coz think of it if a man can suck he’s own cock perfect and it was acceptable we all would and if every woman could eat her self the all would |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most of us do by way of masterbation but if we could duck our selfs we would but then we’d never need a partner to mate with be no more children coz think of it if a man can suck he’s own cock perfect and it was acceptable we all would and if every woman could eat her self the all would "
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"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?
A wank maybe 
I wouldn't class a wank as sex... But ok."
I couldn’t as im crushingly straight - but a female version of myself… nandos bins… before the starters arrive!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most of us do by way of masterbation but if we could duck our selfs we would but then we’d never need a partner to mate with be no more children coz think of it if a man can suck he’s own cock perfect and it was acceptable we all would and if every woman could eat her self the all would "
? Yeah but surely you'd still want some contact with others in between your sucking your own knob sessions?
I'm not quite sure it would be a means of the population control you imagine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?
A wank maybe
I wouldn't class a wank as sex... But ok.really its the most satisfying sex "
You must be a really good wanker because i find it boring af. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?
A wank maybe
I wouldn't class a wank as sex... But ok.
I couldn’t as im crushingly straight - but a female version of myself… nandos bins… before the starters arrive!! "
'Crushingly straight!' ... Said just like Moore would have himself! |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"I noticed some here are straight.. How do straight people have sex with themselves?
A wank maybe
I wouldn't class a wank as sex... But ok.really its the most satisfying sex
You must be a really good wanker because i find it boring af. "
obviously its better to have a partner but more satisfying to have a wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chubby walks into a bar and their is a woman sat at the bar he says can I get you a drink, she replied why don’t you go screw yourself, to which he replied well if i could do that I wouldn’t have to get you a drink would I. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I masturbation and reaching the point of climax I can't help but thrust my hips and hump into my own hand so if that counts as fucking yourself then yes, I do it often |
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