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"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of
What sort of potatoes? This is important.
J
PO-TATE-OHS! "
Boiled, mashed or in a stew?
J |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of
What sort of potatoes? This is important.
J
PO-TATE-OHS!
Boiled, mashed or in a stew?
J"
Roasted, duh! Always bugged me that one wast on the list. |
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"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of
Near Ryan's house yes?
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Yes. Near Ryan's house, we can also go to the Racecourse and shit on the pitch. That'll get his attention for sure |
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over a year ago
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
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Drinks with someone nice and we have a fun time
1st dates should never be more than just drinks |
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"Somewhere not too formal with plenty of exits. Easy flowing conversation, smiles, laughter, a kiss at the end of the nighht and promise of a second date 
Doing what though? Be more specific."
Depends on the other person. If we've talked a little before we met then I'd gage the type of place she eould feel comfortable in based on her interests and take it from there.
They say doing something together, something that you're good at and can show off without showing off is a good shout, so I'd take her shooting lol
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"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of
What sort of potatoes? This is important.
J
Maris piper luv. No expense spared  "
They've got a good heft to them! But I think those Anya potatoes could be good. A bit like skimming stones 
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over a year ago
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"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of
Near Ryan's house yes?
Careful, he will charge you £150 for a hoody"
I get hoodies from guys for free  |
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"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of
What sort of potatoes? This is important.
J
PO-TATE-OHS!
Boiled, mashed or in a stew?
J
Roasted, duh! Always bugged me that one wast on the list. "
That feels like a waste of good roasties though.  I'm going to throw Smash.
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over a year ago
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"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of
Near Ryan's house yes?
Yes. Near Ryan's house, we can also go to the Racecourse and shit on the pitch. That'll get his attention for sure "
I'll bring the potatoes!
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of
Near Ryan's house yes?
Careful, he will charge you £150 for a hoody
I get hoodies from guys for free "
Theft from your victims doesn't count. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Somewhere not too formal with plenty of exits. Easy flowing conversation, smiles, laughter, a kiss at the end of the nighht and promise of a second date "
I highly recommend exits. |
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"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of
What sort of potatoes? This is important.
J
Maris piper luv. No expense spared
They've got a good heft to them! But I think those Anya potatoes could be good. A bit like skimming stones
J"
Are you coming along? I'll even throw in a shandy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Costa and a blowjob
LvM
Latte?
Espresso?
I could stretch to a pumpkin spiced latte if you really twisted my arm/ cock 
LvM"
Twisted your cock, oh you're one of those guys  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just go for a coffee to be honest. It's a nice and easy way to break the ice and actually chat to them and if they say it's too cheap for a date then I'd consider it a bullet dodged |
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over a year ago
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"Just go for a coffee to be honest. It's a nice and easy way to break the ice and actually chat to them and if they say it's too cheap for a date then I'd consider it a bullet dodged"
I like coffee |
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"A Costa and a blowjob
LvM
Would the blowjob have to be inside Costa, or are you flexible?"
I mean I could probably do with a few yoga classes  I'm open to other blowjob venues though, where were you thinking? 
LvM
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"A Costa and a blowjob
LvM
Latte?
Espresso?
I could stretch to a pumpkin spiced latte if you really twisted my arm/ cock
LvM
Twisted your cock, oh you're one of those guys "
Wait. Hang on a sec... let's not be hasty here 
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll never tell
Ah spill it
Nah! Put some effort in and work it out
You men are so needy
Deal with it, you want the penis, work for it. "
Just get it out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Costa and a blowjob
LvM
Latte?
Espresso?
I could stretch to a pumpkin spiced latte if you really twisted my arm/ cock
LvM
Twisted your cock, oh you're one of those guys
Wait. Hang on a sec... let's not be hasty here
LvM"
Ssssshhhh it's fine. Drink your latte. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s got to be something that lets you interact and be a bit more natural. An activity date where you do something together then a drink after is much more my kind of thing. "
Sex is an activity? |
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over a year ago
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"Just go for a coffee to be honest. It's a nice and easy way to break the ice and actually chat to them and if they say it's too cheap for a date then I'd consider it a bullet dodged
I like coffee"
I'd buy you a gingerbread latte  |
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"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of
What sort of potatoes? This is important.
J
Maris piper luv. No expense spared
They've got a good heft to them! But I think those Anya potatoes could be good. A bit like skimming stones
J
Are you coming along? I'll even throw in a shandy "
Sold. I love shandy!
J |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Just go for a coffee to be honest. It's a nice and easy way to break the ice and actually chat to them and if they say it's too cheap for a date then I'd consider it a bullet dodged
I like coffee
I'd buy you a gingerbread latte "
Fuck that. She can pay for her own |
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over a year ago
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"Just go for a coffee to be honest. It's a nice and easy way to break the ice and actually chat to them and if they say it's too cheap for a date then I'd consider it a bullet dodged
I like coffee
I'd buy you a gingerbread latte
Fuck that. She can pay for her own"
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"It’s got to be something that lets you interact and be a bit more natural. An activity date where you do something together then a drink after is much more my kind of thing.
Sex is an activity?"
The best kind! However if we’re talking a date rather than a hook up then that can wait, at least until the second date |
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over a year ago
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"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of
What sort of potatoes? This is important.
J
Maris piper luv. No expense spared
They've got a good heft to them! But I think those Anya potatoes could be good. A bit like skimming stones
J
Are you coming along? I'll even throw in a shandy
Sold. I love shandy!
J"
I'm generally not into girls nights but throwing potatoes and hunting down Ryan while necking shandy is my kinda night. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
I think a bumper pack of dolly mixture and a large pot of lube should do it.
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Meh, I'll give it a go. |
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I have an excellent collection of potatoes. Every time I go to the park, people just throw then to me."
Ah Ghost of the Oracle! I think you know I could never throw anything at anyone in the park. I would also be a potato collector. Come have a shandy.
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
I think a bumper pack of dolly mixture and a large pot of lube should do it.
Meh, I'll give it a go."
Great. I'm happy to share my dolly mixture. Hope you've got a decent strapon |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Just go for a coffee to be honest. It's a nice and easy way to break the ice and actually chat to them and if they say it's too cheap for a date then I'd consider it a bullet dodged
I like coffee
I'd buy you a gingerbread latte
Fuck that. She can pay for her own
He loves me really."
Is that what it's called? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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I have an excellent collection of potatoes. Every time I go to the park, people just throw then to me.
Ah Ghost of the Oracle! I think you know I could never throw anything at anyone in the park. I would also be a potato collector. Come have a shandy.
J "
Good stuff. I'll bring the potatoes.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of "
Can we tie them to the park bench and throw rotten food at them instead  |
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
A light lunch and your favourite beverage.
Nothing more or less.
If I throw potatoes or tomatoes, I tend not to take them out of the tin.
I've been told off too many times to keep doing that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A light lunch and your favourite beverage.
Nothing more or less.
If I throw potatoes or tomatoes, I tend not to take them out of the tin.
I've been told off too many times to keep doing that."
Are you doing your shopping beforehand? |
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By *ozing24Man
over a year ago
kettering |
"A nice pleasant police chase through the forest roads
Well this is new.
It’s different, I guarantee you wouldn’t forget it 
Yes, but am I in the passenger seat or the boot?"
I’m a gentleman so would obviously let you choose |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face "
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat! |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!"
No I'll leave when your face isn't quite so smoochable anymore. On account of the jizz. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!"
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE* |
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over a year ago
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
No I'll leave when your face isn't quite so smoochable anymore. On account of the jizz."
Awwww smoochable!
Have you been drinking? |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
No I'll leave when your face isn't quite so smoochable anymore. On account of the jizz.
Awwww smoochable!
Have you been drinking?"
I'm sober now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*"
Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one! |
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
"A light lunch and your favourite beverage.
Nothing more or less.
If I throw potatoes or tomatoes, I tend not to take them out of the tin.
I've been told off too many times to keep doing that.
Are you doing your shopping beforehand?"
Of course.
Where else am I going to get the sandwiches and two bottles of wine wrapped in brown paper bags to eat o. The park bench.?
Fingerless gloves and beanies are not compulsory.
I just want to get my own back on some bloke who keeps throwing raw potatoes at me... |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*
Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!"
I think our bodies would look good having hard sex together. Just gonna say it.
And I could. Tittayssss! |
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For me it's where our undivided attention is focused upon each other, with little deviation or distraction towards anything or anyone else. Simply because we are so immersed and hopelessly lost in each other's company, irrespective of what we are doing for our first date - luncheon, libations or coffee... |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"For me it's where our undivided attention is focused upon each other, with little deviation or distraction towards anything or anyone else. Simply because we are so immersed and hopelessly lost in each other's company, irrespective of what we are doing for our first date - luncheon, libations or coffee..."
You forgot the roses |
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"For me it's where our undivided attention is focused upon each other, with little deviation or distraction towards anything or anyone else. Simply because we are so immersed and hopelessly lost in each other's company, irrespective of what we are doing for our first date - luncheon, libations or coffee..."
Ugh!... couldn't you have just given us some sarcastic and witty response and not be so loveable all the time? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For me it's where our undivided attention is focused upon each other, with little deviation or distraction towards anything or anyone else. Simply because we are so immersed and hopelessly lost in each other's company, irrespective of what we are doing for our first date - luncheon, libations or coffee..."
You've been watching too many rom coms. |
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over a year ago
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"My perfect date is a great, very long conversation that stimulates my brain, helps me expand my horizons and makes me laugh - with the hope that it does the same to my date
My worst dates have been with close minded people, and/or people who can’t think rationally or logically."
Where do weirdos fit in?
Asking for a friend.... |
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"For me it's where our undivided attention is focused upon each other, with little deviation or distraction towards anything or anyone else. Simply because we are so immersed and hopelessly lost in each other's company, irrespective of what we are doing for our first date - luncheon, libations or coffee...
You forgot the roses "
He didn’t |
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By *ibLeiMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
"My perfect date is a great, very long conversation that stimulates my brain, helps me expand my horizons and makes me laugh - with the hope that it does the same to my date
My worst dates have been with close minded people, and/or people who can’t think rationally or logically.
Where do weirdos fit in?
Asking for a friend...."
Weirdos are often positively intriguing, they offer you different perspectives in life. It might not always be sound but at least they carve their own path |
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
"For me it's where our undivided attention is focused upon each other, with little deviation or distraction towards anything or anyone else. Simply because we are so immersed and hopelessly lost in each other's company, irrespective of what we are doing for our first date - luncheon, libations or coffee...
You forgot the roses "
Nero forget Roses!!!
I really don't think so.
They're the second thing you'd get after a respectful kiss on the back of your hand.
He's a real gentleman, Nero is. |
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For me the best dates have been a meal or drink, where you’ve established a mutual connection and clicked - just fantastic when it happens! Perhaps with little bit of subtle flirting too, then finally a nice snog at the end, leaving you both wanting more. Doesn’t have to end jumping into bed, as you can save that for next time and you’ll both want it more and have a more amazing shag |
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"For me it's where our undivided attention is focused upon each other, with little deviation or distraction towards anything or anyone else. Simply because we are so immersed and hopelessly lost in each other's company, irrespective of what we are doing for our first date - luncheon, libations or coffee...
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You forgot the roses
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He didn’t "
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We need a rose emoji. |
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Drinks with someone nice and we have a fun time
1st dates should never be more than just drinks "
What if someone doesn't drink? |
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Drinks with someone nice and we have a fun time
1st dates should never be more than just drinks
What if someone doesn't drink?"
Orange juice??? Our first date was drinks I only snagged him on the second date cos I thought he was easy and didn't respect him. Two years later and he asked me to marry him |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"For me it's where our undivided attention is focused upon each other, with little deviation or distraction towards anything or anyone else. Simply because we are so immersed and hopelessly lost in each other's company, irrespective of what we are doing for our first date - luncheon, libations or coffee...
You forgot the roses
Nero forget Roses!!!
I really don't think so.
They're the second thing you'd get after a respectful kiss on the back of your hand.
He's a real gentleman, Nero is."
I stand corrected |
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
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decent restaurant, good food but better wine, no rush, enjoy the chat and banter decent backdrop for a stroll after with very good takeaway icecream,to continue the chats and see where it leads, so maybe mid sized town in scilly in September. |
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*
Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!"
I liked the last one... Very provocative! |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*
Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!
I liked the last one... Very provocative!"
Because you could see her boobs? |
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*"
Seriously you two... Just get a room... |
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*
Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!
I liked the last one... Very provocative!
Because you could see her boobs? "
Yeah, who doesn't love boobs? |
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By *agondaMan
over a year ago
Witterings |
"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*
Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!
I liked the last one... Very provocative!
Because you could see her boobs?
Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?"
My perfect first date would involve a smile, then a laugh, some more smiles, a flirt, more smiles and only then would boobs get involved lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*
Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!
I liked the last one... Very provocative!
Because you could see her boobs?
Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?"
Me! |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*
Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!
I liked the last one... Very provocative!
Because you could see her boobs?
Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?"
They're good boobs right! |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*
Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!
I liked the last one... Very provocative!
Because you could see her boobs?
Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?
Me!"
Yeah but you don't like much remember |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*
Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!
I liked the last one... Very provocative!
Because you could see her boobs?
Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?
They're good boobs right!"
Hellooo I am here. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*
Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!
I liked the last one... Very provocative!
Because you could see her boobs?
Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?
They're good boobs right!
Hellooo I am here."
Nice tits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Has to be a weekend in London or skiing lol "
Oh I like the cold |
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Leaving with cum on your face
You're making me leave?
Bloody cat!
Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies
*CUTE*
Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!
I liked the last one... Very provocative!
Because you could see her boobs?
Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?
They're good boobs right!
Hellooo I am here.
Nice tits "
Very pert! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The perfect date should be one of those not a date things where you just happen to find the right person in not the right place but then because you know they are the right person you go to next place and that’s perfect and you spend the rest of the evening mind blown why did I not know about this place before and who is this angel before me, who sent her and why am I in Milton Keynes, there’s usually feck all here |
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
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A good walk in a london park! Followed by a good meal and a few drinks the whole time exploring each other’s minds and personalities
Definitely no talking about religion or politics lol xx |
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A great surprise whe she turns out to be hotter than you thought possible.
A nice meal at a non pretentious restaurant eg nandos, followed by a hot snog leading to hot sex on the first date.
Followed by me not having to drop her off in my car post orgasm. Yep that sounds like a great night to me. |
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Now I'm thinking the opposite, i.e. disastrous date;
She turns up looks 20 years older than her pics. Says she's 30 looks at least 55!
When you get your hands up her skirt, she's got a dick.
Said Dick is bigger than mine |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Now I'm thinking the opposite, i.e. disastrous date;
She turns up looks 20 years older than her pics. Says she's 30 looks at least 55!
When you get your hands up her skirt, she's got a dick.
Said Dick is bigger than mine "
Sounds good to me... |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
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"Now I'm thinking the opposite, i.e. disastrous date;
She turns up looks 20 years older than her pics. Says she's 30 looks at least 55!
When you get your hands up her skirt, she's got a dick.
Said Dick is bigger than mine
No words...!
Sounds good to me... "
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Now I'm thinking the opposite, i.e. disastrous date;
She turns up looks 20 years older than her pics. Says she's 30 looks at least 55!
When you get your hands up her skirt, she's got a dick.
Said Dick is bigger than mine
No words...!
Sounds good to me... "
Just teasing Kaaaaaarl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is the perfect 1st date for you?
*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.
Has to be a weekend in London or skiing lol
Oh I like the cold "
Cottage and log fire weekends?
London in the winter is great, cosy dates. Skiing love it, shame I didn’t take it up in my 20s. Would highly recommend a ski holiday |
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