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What is the first thing you do when you get to your hotel room
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over a year ago
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I check in the bathroom and wardrobe to make sure there is nobody there   |
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over a year ago
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Ask for more milk. |
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over a year ago
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Check out the coffee and biscuit selection. Or better still wine and choclates. |
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Have a bounce on the bed. Always  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Open the room door. |
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Test the mattress.
Well, technically, put down my bag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Then i get all the extra bedding out  |
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Check the bed out, put the Tele on & open a beer!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Light goes on, bags dropped to the floor and then I give him a kiss. Finally I sit on the bed and bounce on it or star fish it. That it really  |
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Check the bed sheets make sure there's no nasty surprises  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lock the door |
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Drop bags and lie on the bed to rest my back 
LvM |
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
cheshire |
check under the bed some weirdos about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I stay in hotels most weeks, so maybe im unusual, but the first thing I do is check for an iron.
Sad but true. |
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Usually check how comfortable the bed is before I look for hidden cameras lol true story |
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Look out of the window, to see if there's a good view. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put some music on and have a long hot bath  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stay in hotels most weeks, so maybe im unusual, but the first thing I do is check for an iron.
Sad but true. "
That to me is the measure of a good hotel, iron and ironing board and I’ll return..lol |
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Check bed and bathroom are clean. Bounce on bed. |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
I tend to check the room overall for cleanliness. Mrs immediately checks the tea and coffee and moans about there never being enough milk and can I go down to reception and get some more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turn all the lights off and torch light all the furniture checking for bed bugs |
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Put the key card in the slot so the lights work. |
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Check the mini bar hoping for a decent Whiskey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Check the kettle for piss or shit. But that goes under the banner of checking for cleanliness. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Check if the kettle works..
Sanitize the t.v. remote with a wet wipe.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unpack and have a wank  |
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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago
Northamptonshire |
Four different hotels in the last week.
Drop bags on spare bed.
Have a peek out the window.
Take a shower/bath.
Pop the kettle on. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
I check the view. Then check how comfy the bed is. Then make sure bathroom is clean. |
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Drop bags.
Check/test the bed
Adjust the room temperature.
Lately they all seem to be set to the stiffling hot room setting. |
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Probably check for bed bugs now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Change in to my feminine gear and start looking for guys if I haven't got one or more lined up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Check to see if the room has a bath Mr |
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As a big fan of Four In A Bed, I immediately lift up the toilet cistern for a thoroughly unreasonable inspection and rub my fingers around the toilet bowl before deducting points based upon cleanliness.
The hotel owners will subsequently get a massive underpayment on payment day!  |
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By *4bimMan
over a year ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
Get the detector out to check for cameras and listening devices |
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Drink the glass of champagne at reception |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely hit the bathroom. |
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"Drink the glass of champagne at reception "
Oops sorry. I take it up to the room and finish it there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drop the bags and starfish! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pull down the cruds, sit on the floor and drag my arse about like a dog with worms. |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Check if the bed ‘squeaks’ lol
If it does I’m asking for a room change, that one has seen too much action & I wanna fuck in peace later thank you 
A noisy bed can put me off my rhythm |
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Out of season i run the shower on hot, leave the room amd go have a beer to reduce the risk of legionella.
An odd one, but I did facilities management and heard some horror stories from the water treatme t contractors about hotels out of season and legionella developing in water tanks (they all do it) |
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
Check for bed bugs, then check the quality of the toilet paper.
Anything less than 3 ply, it's another hotel |
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Check the view, feel the mattress/pillows and test for squeaky-ness, check out the bathroom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Check the bathroom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put out the Do Not Disturb sign |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Call security to unlock the balcony then order a drink |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Check to see if there's a bath or a shower, and then cry or start running one for a long soak.. |
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Check the bed and of course make sure the bathroom is nice and clean |
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Well obvs I've got a telly soooooo......
Close the door
Run my finger round the light switches
Look in every corner for a cobweb
Lift the mattress and look for bed bugs
See if the toilet brush has been used before
Take out the shower drain to see if it's got hair in it.
Try to open all the windows
Turn on the shower and check the flow rate
Look for the iron, the ironing board, the trouser press and the hairdryer.
See if the mirror is level with my eyeline
Take all the pillows out of their cases to see if the pillows are stained.
Check inside the travel kettle to see if anyone has shit in it
Look how many t bags there are
Open all the drawers and cupboards
Count the coat hangers
Test the t.v. set to see if it gets all channels
Lift the corners of the carpet to check the floorboards
Run my fingers around every picture frame and the bed headboard
See if any of the light sockets are loose
Check for dust on the lampshades
See if I can hear any traffic with the windows open
Call the hosts to my room just to see if they meant it when they said if there is anything I want or need
Ask them the name of the best local hotel
Place an order for four poached eggs two hard two soft for breakfast/early breakfast
See if there is any mould in the bathroom or round the window frames
Ask for another duvet
Measure the width and length of the bed
That's about it really ..... telly teaches us all the right things
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Have a poo to mark my territory
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"Have a poo to mark my territory
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While your still in the car park ? |
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Run a bath and make a cup of tea |
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Wonder why his pants are still on  |
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"Wonder why his pants are still on "
Dayam you beat me to this, I was gonna say, immediately order him to get naked lol! |
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My husband will put the kettle on and check everything is clean and I will kick my shoes off and have a vodka … |
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Test the water pressure in the shower.
If its no good, I'm off!
Put the laptop on charge.
Take off my tie, open shirt and go to the bar and check how long the restaurant is open. |
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Check for beg bugs! Open the curtains! Check the locks work and then immediately get naked for a visitor haha x |
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"Have an orgasm"
you immediately have an orgasm when entering hotel rooms? Now this I've gotta see! |
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Go back to reception because the key card doesn’t work. (Every day this week). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I check in the bathroom and wardrobe to make sure there is nobody there "
Switch on the tv and check the bathroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This entirely depends on a large number of factors.
At various times it has been --
dump the bags and go out for some food; have a shower;
lie down for a rest;
open bags to find something specific;
put the kettle on for a brew;
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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago
Leigh-on-Sea |
Open the door and step inside |
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By *r1dayMan
over a year ago
Middlesbrough |
Lock door
dump bag
check kettle and have small butchers around bathroom while filling kettle
make cuppa t
find window and enjoy brew whilst gazing upon view(if no view exchange gazing for sitting in the obligatory tub chair with your feet up somewhere and pro_ede with enjoyment of brew) |
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Rinse kettle, refill
Boil kettle, empty
Refill kettle, boil
Have a brew
Pretty normal behaviour
Mr WW |
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Am I the only one who takes photos whilst the room is tidy?
J x |
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Lie on the bed to test the mattress |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dump bags then check bathroom while filling kettle |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
Take her by the throat and ask, “ you know what’s going to happen? |
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“What is the first thing you do when you get to your hotel room?”
Wish that I wasn’t alone |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
Check the firmness of the mattress then see if it has a bath in the bathroom |
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I see nobody is admitting to being one of the people who allegedly urinate in hotel sinks and kettles.  |
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Dunno. Never use them . . . . EVER. |
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Unpack the minibar I’ve brought with me and pour a drink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mini bar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I look at their eyes....but firstly I think I subconsciously check out their height.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Check to see if anyone else is near by. Yend to get hungry and fingers get restless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boil the kettle. |
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"I see nobody is admitting to being one of the people who allegedly urinate in hotel sinks and kettles. "
Ah, maybe that is why the kettle is missing from my room? |
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Wonder why he still has pants on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonder why he still has pants on "
This wins ..The End |
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"I check in the bathroom and wardrobe to make sure there is nobody there "
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Look inside the tiny in-room kettle hoping to find that it is clean and functional, as opposed to discovering something skin to concealed mushroom soup (as photographed in a recent Birmingham stay).
The 'soup' may, also, have been implicated blocking the bathroom sink.
Learning Point: always check a room on arrival and go ballistic if you find it in shit state. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Backwards flop onto the bed |
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Video record of a walk through incase any charges are filed.
I also ensure the kettle amis clean, and the room is unoccupied |
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Get undressed and jump on the bed haha |
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Pull thr curtains open to look at the view. I like a nice view, not some bloomers hanging on the washing line |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Check for bugs. I've seen Bond films. I know how it works with the USSR and Spectre |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sling me luggage on the floor, set the shower to full steam, have a good refresh then relax at a bar and people watch.
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"Check for bugs. I've seen Bond films. I know how it works with the USSR and Spectre "
Do you spray the mattress?
Oops, sorry wrong bugs |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Pull the duvet from the bottom of the mattress so I can let my feet dangle outside of the beg so the under bed demons can find me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take my shoes off because I’m not a heathen |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
Pu my things away and go out dancing which is rhe only reason I go to a hotel these days |
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Today.
Have a very long shower while deciding what takeaway is open near by worth ordering from!
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Then move the tissues to their rightful place by the bed XD
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kiss her
Then tell thanks for coming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I could lie on this.
Naked poo with door open |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Check out the bed and full bounce. Then get naked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck me
Do you mean people shit in the
Kettle.
That's the worst thing I have heard . |
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check the sheets, then window view , then tele |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If with a platonic friend.... pick my bed & put my luggage on it ha... |
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Recently in Manchester - first thing I did was close the door quietly and go back to reception. They'd given me the key for an already occupied room! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If with a platonic friend.... pick my bed & put my luggage on it ha..."
Then check the window view
Then check out bathroom
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Then put the kettle on....but after reading some comments I'm not sure about that now....maybe I'll sterilise it a few times by boiling it several times emptying & refilling each time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get nekkid, usually."
Check the shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If with a platonic friend.... pick my bed & put my luggage on it ha...
Then check the window view
Then check out bathroom
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Then put the kettle on....but after reading some comments I'm not sure about that now....maybe I'll sterilise it a few times by boiling it several times emptying & refilling each time "
Actually I'll just bring my own kettle.... I'll never use a hotel kettle again after what I read here .... |
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"Get nekkid, usually.
Check the shower"
I only do that if I'm being accompanied |
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Work out how to get semi Decent music through the tv set up.
Kettle on and unpack the earl grey (there’s never earl grey even in posh hotels). |
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Clone the keycard onto a wristband...
Just me?
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Check the en suite or any other adjoining room |
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Take my bra off.... oh, no wait...
Dump my bags and go for a drink, because normally it means I've had a long drive with work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look under the bed for monsters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Check out the bathroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Read the emergency exit details |
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"Work out how to get semi Decent music through the tv set up.
Kettle on and unpack the earl grey (there’s never earl grey even in posh hotels). "
Ahh yes! Always disappointed with "every day tea" especially if there's no hot choci as a backup or at least some nice shortbread biscuits XD |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
Jump on the bed and do an earthquake test |
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I either eat the biscuits, or complain that there's NO BISCUITS
Cal |
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Check the room for nasties.
Chuck the heating on.
Find a pillow that might work or ask for extra towels to make myself a pillow.
Get naked, shower or bath preen and clean.
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"Work out how to get semi Decent music through the tv set up.
Kettle on and unpack the earl grey (there’s never earl grey even in posh hotels).
Ahh yes! Always disappointed with "every day tea" especially if there's no hot choci as a backup or at least some nice shortbread biscuits XD "
Absolutely, I take earl grey tea bags & hot choc sachets with me for that first cuppa. Can buy biccies at nearby shop there. |
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Check the biscuit selection.
Call down to reception and complain there's not enough.
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For some reason, I look out the window |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
Turn the light on or put key card in electrical slot ... typically arrive when it's dark  |
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The first thing you SHOULD do is check the fire exit route. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening everyone "
Get naked dry hump a towel |
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Put the upside down pineapple sticker on the door, wait patiently and never put the kettle on. Rule #1 never use the kettle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in a hotel room right now. First thing I did was to figure out the light switches.
Dunno why, it just seemed the thing to do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Work away on expenses alot so Always lay down look at food/drink menus
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fall asleep, because it’s usually stupid o clock by the time I’ve arrived. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening everyone "
Shower, coffee. |
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By *herry1TV/TS 24 weeks ago
northampton |
Check all the usual hiding places, under bed, under bottom drawer in unit etc. Years ago would find porn mags, crusty knickers etc. but now only find the occasional pair of knickers if I’m lucky |
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By *inkShyWoman 24 weeks ago
near Windsor |
See if I have a view, check for hidden psychopaths, have a wee, test the bed |
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"See if I have a view, check for hidden psychopaths, have a wee, test the bed"
Find out card doesn't work so turn around and go back to reception and ask for one that does lol. |
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"See if I have a view, check for hidden psychopaths, have a wee, test the bed
Find out card doesn't work so turn around and go back to reception and ask for one that does lol. "
This happens to me far too often |
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Check out the toiletries and hospitality tray |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Sigh...another fucking hotel room |
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By *WANDTGCouple 24 weeks ago
Borough of Greenwich |
Put the kettle on for a cup of tea |
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Open the door , put the lights on then kick my shoes off |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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That all depends if I'm with anyone 😊 |
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By *aizyWoman 24 weeks ago
west midlands |
Bounce on the bed, have to check that mattress firmness. |
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Get naked.
That way, I know that if anyone is hoping to perv through hidden cameras, they will have thrown up and turned off all the hidden cameras in the room..... |
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Usually think about how it's a shame in there on my own |
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By *ChubsMan 24 weeks ago
Ship Hotel Weybridge 13th to 16th Jan |
"Usually think about how it's a shame in there on my own "
Same here |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Brew up
And if it’s a travel tavern get the 90 seconds of free porn. We’ve all done it. |
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Flip flops off kettle on then unpack the toy bag |
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By *ripfillMan 24 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
Bag down, shoes off , bare feet, window open
Lay on the bed
Open up my hip flask and breathe
Enjoy the moment laid out sipping good rum - six music on
Ready for a shower …
Bring on the Evening 😬🤩🤫 |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Brew up
And if it’s a travel tavern get the 90 seconds of free porn. We’ve all done it."
Can do a lot in 90 seconds ??¡ |
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Work out how to sneak in another person or two |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Tbh kneel and suck |
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Kick off my shoes, put my case down and admire the view from the window.. then throw myself on the bed |
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funny the first thing i do is get my cock and have a good hard wank |
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See what the windows face for any good perving or flashing opportunities |
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Put the card in the slot so the electric works.
The mr |
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