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The Friday Fuck You Thread
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.
Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.
So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.
No naming people.
And play nice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a list.....
Fuck you to the ones that enter my inbox and come at me like Im their free sex worker and personal porn star.
Fuck you to sunglasses.
Fuck you to moving the day again and again
Fuck you to suddenly cancelling
Fuck you to the road closure this week.
Fuck you to the one that took swipes.
Fuck you to the one that won't listen and acts innocent in full view. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck you. And fuck you. You get a fuck you, and you too.
Fuck lack of sleep. Fuck waking up early. Fuck the universe. "
Oh fuck you're grumping. You need bouncing. Do you want me to bounce you?
Or shall I find someone else taller?
(This is a stoppit and tidyup reference you might not get) |
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"I have a list.....
Fuck you to the ones that enter my inbox and come at me like Im their free sex worker and personal porn star.
Fuck you to sunglasses.
Fuck you to moving the day again and again
Fuck you to suddenly cancelling
Fuck you to the road closure this week.
Fuck you to the one that took swipes.
Fuck you to the one that won't listen and acts innocent in full view."
You came prepared!
I just have one fuck you and it’s to the people that use my name to make themselves look more popular. I’m not saying if it’s on here on in life in general. But yeah, fuck you. |
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Fuck public transport. Fuck Audi, BMW and Mercedes drivers who don’t indicate. Fuck people who don’t move for emergency vehicles. Fuck temporary traffic lights. Fuck taxi drivers and your two speeds, dead stop and warp 9. And finally.
Fuck Mondays. |
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Fuck you to my insomnia.
Fuck you to my cats for knocking over the kitchen bin like a couple of hungry raccoons.
Fuck you to the fella who told me I’m everything that’s wrong between men and women, and that I’m the reason men are so jaded.
(I should make you come over and clean up after my little asshole raccoon-cats.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck work! Fuck not waking up to a nice sloppy blowjob  fuck delivery drivers who don't turn up after you wait in all day! Fuck weak ass coffee in the morning, fuck me! Fuck you! (No seriously fuck me!) Fuck everyone.... together... in a big sweaty mess on the bed! Fuck!  |
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FUCK YOU to high blood pressure found on a routine check up this week.
FUCK YOU the judgey medical industry with you you had this coming when i was on a roll already turning my life round and hitting my 10k steps
FUCK YOU medical practice with your no appointment till back end of time
And A MASSIVE FUCK YOU WORLD If you think this gonna hold me back. I'm gonna be here forever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck you autocorrect …
And also Fuck You to whatever has put me in a shitty mood for no apparent reason. 2 cuppas in and I’m still grumpy as fuck."
Hey I am apparently always grumpy. I was in a MSTeams meeting and apologised for being rude in response to an earlier email and they said I was not rude, they are just used to me being grumpy. Fascists! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck you autocorrect …
And also Fuck You to whatever has put me in a shitty mood for no apparent reason. 2 cuppas in and I’m still grumpy as fuck."
Do you need bouncing as well? |
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"Fuck you autocorrect …
And also Fuck You to whatever has put me in a shitty mood for no apparent reason. 2 cuppas in and I’m still grumpy as fuck.
Do you need bouncing as well?"
Yes please. Let’s try that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck you autocorrect …
And also Fuck You to whatever has put me in a shitty mood for no apparent reason. 2 cuppas in and I’m still grumpy as fuck.
Do you need bouncing as well?
Yes please. Let’s try that. "
Ok deal.
Can you bounce me after? |
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"Fuck you autocorrect …
And also Fuck You to whatever has put me in a shitty mood for no apparent reason. 2 cuppas in and I’m still grumpy as fuck.
Do you need bouncing as well?
Yes please. Let’s try that.
Ok deal.
Can you bounce me after?"
Well of course I bloody will. |
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Fuck you to all those taking lives in wars.
Peace starts with acceptance that people are different in fact each and every one of us are different from each other
So fuck you war
Fuck you guns
Fuck you bombs |
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Fuck the new menu!
Fuck you Executive Chef!
Fuck you, you haven't worked in a kitchen in ages!
You fucking show me how 1 chef can do that fucking new menu!
Fuck your cheese sauce!
Fuck your pulled pork!
Fuck your nacho!
Fuck your 30 meal restaurant menu for a cafe!
Fuck your overcomplicated menu.
Fuck you, you Bruce Willis wanna be!
I will buy a fucking comb for Christmas to piss you off!
You should resign!
The receptionist would do a better menu than you!
You are not a chef!
Fuck you!
Stop eating my chips!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck you to the stupid old man who clearly didn’t know how wide his car was this morning  and yes, I did call you a fucking old twat
White van drivers "
Mine black  |
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Fuck you to beards... Honestly, sick of the sight of them in my inbox.
Fuck you to the weather that can't make its mind up
That's kind of it really, I'm not actually that annoyed today... Yet. I might be back... |
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FUCK YOU to high blood pressure found on a routine check up this week.
FUCK YOU the judgey medical industry with you you had this coming when i was on a roll already turning my life round and hitting my 10k steps
FUCK YOU medical practice with your no appointment till back end of time
And A MASSIVE FUCK YOU WORLD If you think this gonna hold me back. I'm gonna be here forever "
You need a nice calm relaxed massage, then a good fuck you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck you to all those taking lives in wars.
Peace starts with acceptance that people are different in fact each and every one of us are different from each other
So fuck you war
Fuck you guns
Fuck you bombs "
Completely agree. Just seen the news. This is destroying children's lives. |
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Oh and you.
And you, again.
Also, I would like to say fuck you to my brain.
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I just like the versatility of a cheery ‘fuck you!’ 
