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Alien invasion?! 
I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!
I’m off to my specially constructed bunker now; Farewell everyone; I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you all that the aliens will use good quality lube in conjunction with the rectal probes on you all
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"Alien invasion?!
I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!
I’m off to my specially constructed bunker now; Farewell everyone; I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you all that the aliens will use good quality lube in conjunction with the rectal probes on you all
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Take me with you!!! |
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"Alien invasion?!
I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!
I’m off to my specially constructed bunker now; Farewell everyone; I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you all that the aliens will use good quality lube in conjunction with the rectal probes on you all
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That’s NEXT year, if you believe the conspiracy theories! |
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"Alien invasion?!
I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!
I’m off to my specially constructed bunker now; Farewell everyone; I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you all that the aliens will use good quality lube in conjunction with the rectal probes on you all
Take me with you!!! "
Of course 
Bu the way, I hope you like corned beef, spam and baked beans? I’ve stocked up with two years worth of it down here.
(fingers crossed we manage not to blow ourselves up with the resulting flatulence)  |
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"Alien invasion?!
I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!
I’m off to my specially constructed bunker now; Farewell everyone; I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you all that the aliens will use good quality lube in conjunction with the rectal probes on you all
That’s NEXT year, if you believe the conspiracy theories!"
Oh….I’ve just locked myself and PW in and it’s a timer lock that can’t be opened until 2025…. Shhhh….don’t tell her….  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Alien invasion?!
I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!
I’m off to my specially constructed bunker now; Farewell everyone; I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you all that the aliens will use good quality lube in conjunction with the rectal probes on you all
That’s NEXT year, if you believe the conspiracy theories!
Oh….I’ve just locked myself and PW in and it’s a timer lock that can’t be opened until 2025…. Shhhh….don’t tell her…. "
I won't  |
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"The cat got out didn't it?
Close!
You got a kitten / or a hamster? "
I got a hamster months ago but it's nothing to do with that.
Hamster is cute though.
And it doesn't try putting it's trash in my box. |
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"The cat got out didn't it?
Close!
You got a kitten / or a hamster?
I got a hamster months ago but it's nothing to do with that.
Hamster is cute though.
And it doesn't try putting it's trash in my box."
What did you call it? |
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over a year ago
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"Is this going to be like the guess the price of fish and chips thread? 
No, much worse
How can it be worse than never knowing how much a chip supper is in South Wales?! "
Oh you did you not see my thread with all the numbers in it a good while back? |
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"Is this going to be like the guess the price of fish and chips thread?
No, much worse
How can it be worse than never knowing how much a chip supper is in South Wales?!
Oh you did you not see my thread with all the numbers in it a good while back?"
I did not. Presumably I was engrossed in perusing the Just Eat app, for "market research" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this going to be like the guess the price of fish and chips thread?
Omg I'm still traumatised from that
 . We never did find out "
The dozy git couldn't remember |
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"The OP must be new. An interesting name, a Greek deity, a personification of incarceration and slåvery...."
She spent some time choosing it - I think you missed the thread |
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"5 days later and I'm still trying to work it out
Do you really care?
Yes I do if what I've posted has insulted someone and I'm unaware. "
I don't think you insulted anyone at all. |
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"The OP must be new. An interesting name, a Greek deity, a personification of incarceration and slåvery....
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She spent some time choosing it - I think you missed the thread "
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I took an extended break from Fab. I missed hundreds of threads. |
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"The OP must be new. An interesting name, a Greek deity, a personification of incarceration and slåvery....
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She spent some time choosing it - I think you missed the thread
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I took an extended break from Fab. I missed hundreds of threads."
Glad you're back old chap, place is not the same without you. |
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"The OP must be new. An interesting name, a Greek deity, a personification of incarceration and slåvery....
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She spent some time choosing it - I think you missed the thread
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I took an extended break from Fab. I missed hundreds of threads."
You took 2 weeks off... |
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"The OP must be new. An interesting name, a Greek deity, a personification of incarceration and slåvery....
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She spent some time choosing it - I think you missed the thread
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I took an extended break from Fab. I missed hundreds of threads.
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You took 2 weeks off..."
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And I missed your irascible irreverence with all my heart. 
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"Alien invasion?!
I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!
I’m off to my specially constructed bunker now; Farewell everyone; I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you all that the aliens will use good quality lube in conjunction with the rectal probes on you all
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Hoping they fuck like maniacs! |
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"The endless stirring of a risotto?
Who's got time for that!?"
The cat has. They lie about on sofas, get up and torment my dog that they know is uncapabable of chasing as it's on the lead - then only to return and lie on the sofa.
Might as well stir some risotto |
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