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By *illy Idol OP Man over a year ago

Midlands

Whilst they're debating on silk or Egyptian cotton bedsheets what are we having in our man cave?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get silk. Then you can jump on and slide straight off the other side

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Get silk. Then you can jump on and slide straight off the other side

They should get a waterslide!

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By *illy Idol OP Man over a year ago

Midlands

"Get silk. Then you can jump on and slide straight off the other side

They should get a waterslide!"

Only if there's a beer fridge at the bottom

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Brushed cotton.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get silk. Then you can jump on and slide straight off the other side

They should get a waterslide!"

A squirter?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Get silk. Then you can jump on and slide straight off the other side

They should get a waterslide!

Only if there's a beer fridge at the bottom "

Obvs

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Get silk. Then you can jump on and slide straight off the other side

They should get a waterslide!

A squirter?

Obvs

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

Chocolate and ice cream for when we invade.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None of the above.

I’ll just have a sleeping bag.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not a man but if I was I would put a measuring tape in a bowl with a few cans of Bud and then I would make sure to have a Spiderman lamp and a framed photo of a football shirt in the corner next to a flashlight that is a little bit mouldy and I would also bring a bowl of peanuts and one loose screw.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Men are so strange

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"Men are so strange"

Yes you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will hunt a bear and use it’s fur. And I will use no weapons or equipment in the hunting. Just bare hands.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate and ice cream for when we invade. "

I always have ice cream. It disappears and I replenish.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

A poster of Marie Whittaker with her tits out on the wall

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

Beers and a firepit where we can discuss tits

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By *aulhornyladMan over a year ago

Sunderland

Got be sheepskins!Lol

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Chocolate and ice cream for when we invade.

I always have ice cream. It disappears and I replenish.

Post code?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table? "

Stop being perfect

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Brushed cotton and jersey.

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By *illy Idol OP Man over a year ago

Midlands

"I will hunt a bear and use it’s fur. And I will use no weapons or equipment in the hunting. Just bare hands. "

This is more bloody like it. We don't need silk!

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By *illy Idol OP Man over a year ago

Midlands

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table? "

No books but you can have a pool table.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get silk. Then you can jump on and slide straight off the other side

Or just push them off when you're done

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By *illy Idol OP Man over a year ago

Midlands

"A poster of Marie Whittaker with her tits out on the wall "

If we're going retro we need Lighting from the gladiators too

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table."

What do you mean, no books?!

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By *illy Idol OP Man over a year ago

Midlands

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table.

What do you mean, no books?! "

The books are downstairs in the formal sitting room

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table."

‘No books’? I can’t even parse this sentence. It makes absolutely no sense at all.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

Stop being perfect "

Would I be less perfect for adding rum and whisky?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

Stop being perfect

Would I be less perfect for adding rum and whisky? "

Nope.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table.

What do you mean, no books?!

The books are downstairs in the formal sitting room"

Ok. As long as we’re not banning books entirely, it’s allowed.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Bottles to piss in so you don't have to get up

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bottles to piss in so you don't have to get up"

Amen to that

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

Stop being perfect

Would I be less perfect for adding rum and whisky?

Nope.

Good

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table.

What do you mean, no books?!

The books are downstairs in the formal sitting room

Ok. As long as we’re not banning books entirely, it’s allowed. "

And of course, books migrate. You pick one up, take it with you, put it down. Before you know it, books are all over the place. It’s just bookish nature.

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By *illy Idol OP Man over a year ago

Midlands

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table.

What do you mean, no books?!

The books are downstairs in the formal sitting room

Ok. As long as we’re not banning books entirely, it’s allowed. "

I hate to break it to you but this is a man cave. No women allowed. The woman cave is down the hall on your left(because men are always right)

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table.

What do you mean, no books?!

The books are downstairs in the formal sitting room

Ok. As long as we’re not banning books entirely, it’s allowed.

I hate to break it to you but this is a man cave. No women allowed. The woman cave is down the hall on your left(because men are always right)"

I’m off. But I’m taking the Yorkies with me. And all the boobs.

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By *herlockOhmsMan over a year ago

Ripley

3D printer, decent recliner chair and a beer fridge to keep my homebrew in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lock.

On the outside.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table.

What do you mean, no books?!

The books are downstairs in the formal sitting room

Ok. As long as we’re not banning books entirely, it’s allowed.

And of course, books migrate. You pick one up, take it with you, put it down. Before you know it, books are all over the place. It’s just bookish nature. "

Exactly. Books are like women, we end up everywhere.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A lock.

On the outside."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate and ice cream for when we invade.

I always have ice cream. It disappears and I replenish.

Post code?"

You don't have to ask twice.

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By *illy Idol OP Man over a year ago

Midlands

"A lock.

On the outside."

This isn't going to end well with Bruceys open pit fire

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table.

What do you mean, no books?!

The books are downstairs in the formal sitting room

Ok. As long as we’re not banning books entirely, it’s allowed.

I hate to break it to you but this is a man cave. No women allowed. The woman cave is down the hall on your left(because men are always right)

I’m off. But I’m taking the Yorkies with me. And all the boobs. "

But not the books or the rum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table.

What do you mean, no books?!

The books are downstairs in the formal sitting room

Ok. As long as we’re not banning books entirely, it’s allowed.

I hate to break it to you but this is a man cave. No women allowed. The woman cave is down the hall on your left(because men are always right)

I’m off. But I’m taking the Yorkies with me. And all the boobs.

But not the books or the rum. "

Who has rum?

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By *illy Idol OP Man over a year ago

Midlands

"3D printer, decent recliner chair and a beer fridge to keep my homebrew in

What are we brewing?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table.

What do you mean, no books?!

The books are downstairs in the formal sitting room

Ok. As long as we’re not banning books entirely, it’s allowed.

And of course, books migrate. You pick one up, take it with you, put it down. Before you know it, books are all over the place. It’s just bookish nature.

Exactly. Books are like women, we end up everywhere. "

Good analogy!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table.

What do you mean, no books?!

The books are downstairs in the formal sitting room

Ok. As long as we’re not banning books entirely, it’s allowed.

I hate to break it to you but this is a man cave. No women allowed. The woman cave is down the hall on your left(because men are always right)

I’m off. But I’m taking the Yorkies with me. And all the boobs.

But not the books or the rum. "

It’s cool I’ll leave some books and be back with more later.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table.

What do you mean, no books?!

The books are downstairs in the formal sitting room

Ok. As long as we’re not banning books entirely, it’s allowed.

I hate to break it to you but this is a man cave. No women allowed. The woman cave is down the hall on your left(because men are always right)

I’m off. But I’m taking the Yorkies with me. And all the boobs.

But not the books or the rum.

Who has rum?"

I do. And whisky.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have to have a pool table and a bar

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"Am I weird for wanting bookshelves and a pool table?

No books but you can have a pool table.

What do you mean, no books?!

The books are downstairs in the formal sitting room

Ok. As long as we’re not banning books entirely, it’s allowed.

I hate to break it to you but this is a man cave. No women allowed. The woman cave is down the hall on your left(because men are always right)

I’m off. But I’m taking the Yorkies with me. And all the boobs.

But not the books or the rum.

It’s cool I’ll leave some books and be back with more later. "

You and I are going to be good friends

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