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The Earth isn’t flat, every sane person knows this. But, it is HOLLOW! Access points are at the North and South poles. Aliens don’t come from outer space, they come from INSIDE THE EARTH! They are under our feet!
The hollow Earth theory is so much more fun than flat earth. People should believe this one instead  |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"I thought the earth was on the back of a giant turtle?
On four elephants on the back of the turtle the great A'Tuin.
And the edge is called the cir cum fence "
The cir cum fence is a giant net strung across the Rim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I asked the last person that tried to convince me…….to walk to the edge and take a photo for me. I wanna see what the abyss looks like below the disk.
That soon shut them up. |
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"I thought the earth was on the back of a giant turtle?
On four elephants on the back of the turtle the great A'Tuin.
And the edge is called the cir cum fence
The cir cum fence is a giant net strung across the Rim"
Is it supported by giant turtles? |
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The Earth is flat.
It's surrounded by a huge wooden wall painted blue with white bits (resembling blue sky and clouds)
If you go along the wall you will eventually find a door that leads into a movie studio.
This all rally happened to some kid called Truman.  |
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"The Earth is flat.
It's surrounded by a huge wooden wall painted blue with white bits (resembling blue sky and clouds)
If you go along the wall you will eventually find a door that leads into a movie studio.
This all rally happened to some kid called Truman. "
"Cue the sun..." |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"I thought the earth was on the back of a giant turtle?
On four elephants on the back of the turtle the great A'Tuin.
And the edge is called the cir cum fence
The cir cum fence is a giant net strung across the Rim
Is it supported by giant turtles?"
Four elephants on the back of a giant turtle.There was a fifth elephant but it slipped off into an orbit that brought it crashing back into to earth creating the giant fat deposits in Uberwald. |
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"I thought the earth was on the back of a giant turtle?
On four elephants on the back of the turtle the great A'Tuin.
That's Discworld. Earth's turtle is called Robin."
Why’s it not called Myrtle? |
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Science, as the last few years have shown us, is a tool of the elite to fool us. We need to go back to basics. What we can see with our own eyes.
What can you specifically prove? Were you there when Magellan circumnavigated the globe? Surely not. None of us were. How do you know that the cabal didn't pay him off, and the exceptionally few people (usually with a lot of wealth and status) who claim to have done it? All you've seen are drawings and books. Books! Just a bunch of words and stuff that people make up.
Yes, you might say, but many people have made flights from, say, Sydney to Los Angeles. Including you yourself, Swing! Maybe. But what did I see when I did that? The inside of an aeroplane. Maybe the pilots were performing tricks on me and actually took me somewhere else. Or there's a shorter route between Los Angeles and Sydney than via Europe that doesn't involve this fictional "globe". You've only ever seen pictures. You weren't there.
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"Science, as the last few years have shown us, is a tool of the elite to fool us. We need to go back to basics. What we can see with our own eyes.
What can you specifically prove? Were you there when Magellan circumnavigated the globe? Surely not. None of us were. How do you know that the cabal didn't pay him off, and the exceptionally few people (usually with a lot of wealth and status) who claim to have done it? All you've seen are drawings and books. Books! Just a bunch of words and stuff that people make up.
Yes, you might say, but many people have made flights from, say, Sydney to Los Angeles. Including you yourself, Swing! Maybe. But what did I see when I did that? The inside of an aeroplane. Maybe the pilots were performing tricks on me and actually took me somewhere else. Or there's a shorter route between Los Angeles and Sydney than via Europe that doesn't involve this fictional "globe". You've only ever seen pictures. You weren't there.
Nothing is real. The cabal is out to trick you. Trust nobody. Except me. The apocalypse is coming and you need my survival gear. Get 30% off your first order with promo code..."
Preach! This is why I don't trust the MSM and its brainwashing. |
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The question for flat earthers is If the world is flat which countries are at the edge and which countries are in the middle? And what shape is this flat earth? Is it circular, rectangular or what? |
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By *ibLeiMan
over a year ago
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I’m not even sure one needs to bring “the science” to debunk the flat earth conspiracy theory.
The odds of finding a haystack in the solar system are probably higher than the odds of thousands and thousands of people ever involved in a space programme (across multiple decades, different countries that sometimes compete against each other and are ideologically at odds) being part of that conspiracy AND not finding a SINGLE PERSON bringing evidence of that conspiracy being real. |
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"The question for flat earthers is If the world is flat which countries are at the edge and which countries are in the middle? And what shape is this flat earth? Is it circular, rectangular or what? "
More of a splat. |
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"I’m not even sure one needs to bring “the science” to debunk the flat earth conspiracy theory.
The odds of finding a haystack in the solar system are probably higher than the odds of thousands and thousands of people ever involved in a space programme (across multiple decades, different countries that sometimes compete against each other and are ideologically at odds) being part of that conspiracy AND not finding a SINGLE PERSON bringing evidence of that conspiracy being real."
Ah, see, that's what they want you to think.
The CIA did some shady stuff therefore the earth is clearly flat because look so shady.
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"The question for flat earthers is If the world is flat which countries are at the edge and which countries are in the middle? And what shape is this flat earth? Is it circular, rectangular or what? "
You're best to Google flat earth map |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I thought the earth was on the back of a giant turtle?
On four elephants on the back of the turtle the great A'Tuin.
That's Discworld. Earth's turtle is called Robin.
Why’s it not called Myrtle? "
Because he's obviously male? Geez, don't you know anything? |
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"The question for flat earthers is If the world is flat which countries are at the edge and which countries are in the middle? And what shape is this flat earth? Is it circular, rectangular or what? "
If i remember, they believe the entire circumference is made of the Arctic and Antarctica. |
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"The question for flat earthers is If the world is flat which countries are at the edge and which countries are in the middle? And what shape is this flat earth? Is it circular, rectangular or what?
You're best to Google flat earth map"
Sheeple! Google are at the apex of the cabal!
Those who are awake use the premium deluxe internet browsers. The ones that aren't out to get you. Did you know that mobile phones are a way to get into your thoughts and ban free speech? Makes you think, doesn't it. We should do something against this terrible incursion onto our natural humanity!
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By *ibLeiMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
"I’m not even sure one needs to bring “the science” to debunk the flat earth conspiracy theory.
The odds of finding a haystack in the solar system are probably higher than the odds of thousands and thousands of people ever involved in a space programme (across multiple decades, different countries that sometimes compete against each other and are ideologically at odds) being part of that conspiracy AND not finding a SINGLE PERSON bringing evidence of that conspiracy being real."
I can’t believe I wrote “finding a haystack” A NEEDLE obviously  |
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"The Earth isn’t flat, every sane person knows this. But, it is HOLLOW! Access points are at the North and South poles. Aliens don’t come from outer space, they come from INSIDE THE EARTH! They are under our feet!
The hollow Earth theory is so much more fun than flat earth. People should believe this one instead "
Technically speaking the earth is hollow. There are subterranean caverns all over the place but an inner sun?
I mean, who knows anymore? The facts of these UAP that have been revealed under oath from the pilots who were taking reading and trying to catch up with them, it's likely that we understand about 0.01% of reality (like 95% of statistics, i made that one up on the spot ) |
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"I’m not even sure one needs to bring “the science” to debunk the flat earth conspiracy theory.
The odds of finding a haystack in the solar system are probably higher than the odds of thousands and thousands of people ever involved in a space programme (across multiple decades, different countries that sometimes compete against each other and are ideologically at odds) being part of that conspiracy AND not finding a SINGLE PERSON bringing evidence of that conspiracy being real.
I can’t believe I wrote “finding a haystack” A NEEDLE obviously "
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By *929Man
over a year ago
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One thing I’ve never understood about this whole flat earth foolishness is the reason why if the earth was actually flat the powers that be go to such lengths to convince us that it’s round? What is there to gain from us believing the world is not flat? |
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"One thing I’ve never understood about this whole flat earth foolishness is the reason why if the earth was actually flat the powers that be go to such lengths to convince us that it’s round? What is there to gain from us believing the world is not flat?"
Control.
Control and social credit scores. They're taking over.
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One theory I've heard from people who're not flat earthers is that there are only a tiny number of real believers and most others just use it as a way to improve their debating technique. I doubt the veracity of this though.
As for the genuine believers, there's a great documentary called "Behind the Curve" that looks into them - to me it felt like they were just looking for community and found it there, so they refuse to listen to reason. The ending of that movie is simultaneously hilarious and depressing! I'd recommend it for that scene alone. |
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"One thing I’ve never understood about this whole flat earth foolishness is the reason why if the earth was actually flat the powers that be go to such lengths to convince us that it’s round? What is there to gain from us believing the world is not flat?
Control.
Control and social credit scores. They're taking over.
Only you can stop them by joining the movement. Last chance for 30% off elite survival products that the most committed Awake use, using my code..."
Do you take crypto? |
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"One thing I’ve never understood about this whole flat earth foolishness is the reason why if the earth was actually flat the powers that be go to such lengths to convince us that it’s round? What is there to gain from us believing the world is not flat?
Control.
Control and social credit scores. They're taking over.
Only you can stop them by joining the movement. Last chance for 30% off elite survival products that the most committed Awake use, using my code...
Do you take crypto? "
Of course. Only sheeple trust the gubmint. In fact I'm launching my brand new coin, Get Goat, next week! Don't miss the launch |
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"One thing I’ve never understood about this whole flat earth foolishness is the reason why if the earth was actually flat the powers that be go to such lengths to convince us that it’s round? What is there to gain from us believing the world is not flat?
Control.
Control and social credit scores. They're taking over.
Only you can stop them by joining the movement. Last chance for 30% off elite survival products that the most committed Awake use, using my code...
Do you take crypto?
Of course. Only sheeple trust the gubmint. In fact I'm launching my brand new coin, Get Goat, next week! Don't miss the launch"
A launch like a fake trip to the moon?
#theycantfoolme |
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"One thing I’ve never understood about this whole flat earth foolishness is the reason why if the earth was actually flat the powers that be go to such lengths to convince us that it’s round? What is there to gain from us believing the world is not flat?
Control.
Control and social credit scores. They're taking over.
Only you can stop them by joining the movement. Last chance for 30% off elite survival products that the most committed Awake use, using my code...
Do you take crypto?
Of course. Only sheeple trust the gubmint. In fact I'm launching my brand new coin, Get Goat, next week! Don't miss the launch
A launch like a fake trip to the moon?
#theycantfoolme"
God no! All the crypto giants back me. They're already investing! Definitely not a rugpull. Anyone who says so is just spreading FUD |
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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago
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My ex-wife's grandfather worked as an engineer on the Humber Bridge. It was on its completion the longest single span suspension bridge in the world and retained that accolade for nigh on 20 years.
But it wasn't plain sailing building it. In fact the project nearly, very nearly failed and got shelved as they could not build the two towers without it cracking and collapsing.
The dawn of more powerful computers in the 70's yielded an answer: They ended up building the two towers apart at the top (i.e. not parallel to each other) and then bent the "road" (i.e. the bridge itself) around the curvature. That's right! The thing is so long it bends around the Earth.
Still waiting for a Flat Earth enthusiast to explain precisely why they would allow a project run so far over-budget that the bridge will never actually pay for itself. This after sleepless night after sleepless night for those involved trying to solve a problem that, according them, does not exist. |
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Imagine being in the middle of an ocean, you look south and see the curve of the earth, you then look west and see the curve of the earth. When you look south west, you should see a dip where the two curves join - you don't, so the earth must be flat! |
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I often wonder if the flat earthers are just laughing their heads off at people believing that they believe the earth is flat, or if they are genuinely that stupid? I hope it’s all just a wind up as the alternative is quite depressing for them. |
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over a year ago
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"It’s clearly flat otherwise levels wouldn’t work. How can you get something level on a curved object? "
The sea would fall off a football shape.
Gravity. People in Australia don't fall off. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"I often wonder if the flat earthers are just laughing their heads off at people believing that they believe the earth is flat, or if they are genuinely that stupid? I hope it’s all just a wind up as the alternative is quite depressing for them. "
Some do it as a wind up. I've seen it take place and it is glorious to see. The majority actually believe it.
Some don't believe it exactly, at least in terms of logic and science. They believe it more because it's simply the opposite of what they have been told, and their "don't believe everything you are told mantra runs and is rooted that deep, they buy in to it. |
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"It’s clearly flat otherwise levels wouldn’t work. How can you get something level on a curved object?
The sea would fall off a football shape.
Gravity. People in Australia don't fall off."
I have it on good authority that people in Australia wear magnetic shoes. |
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"It’s clearly flat otherwise levels wouldn’t work. How can you get something level on a curved object?
The sea would fall off a football shape.
Gravity. People in Australia don't fall off.
I have it on good authority that people in Australia wear magnetic shoes."
In New Zealand they use velcro |
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"It’s clearly flat otherwise levels wouldn’t work. How can you get something level on a curved object?
The sea would fall off a football shape.
Gravity. People in Australia don't fall off.
I have it on good authority that people in Australia wear magnetic shoes.
In New Zealand they use velcro"
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"My ex-wife's grandfather worked as an engineer on the Humber Bridge. It was on its completion the longest single span suspension bridge in the world and retained that accolade for nigh on 20 years.
But it wasn't plain sailing building it. In fact the project nearly, very nearly failed and got shelved as they could not build the two towers without it cracking and collapsing.
The dawn of more powerful computers in the 70's yielded an answer: They ended up building the two towers apart at the top (i.e. not parallel to each other) and then bent the "road" (i.e. the bridge itself) around the curvature. That's right! The thing is so long it bends around the Earth.
Still waiting for a Flat Earth enthusiast to explain precisely why they would allow a project run so far over-budget that the bridge will never actually pay for itself. This after sleepless night after sleepless night for those involved trying to solve a problem that, according them, does not exist. "
They're all in on the conspiracy. Obviously. It runs deeper than you know. Think about how devastating it would be if we found out the truth, that they had to silence so many (etc I can't keep this up sorry  ) |
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