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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
But I've got the va va voom for taking pics again! Winter artistic flair if you will.
What sexy pics can I add to showcase the sexy or have you seen enough?
Also a general one for lads I guess to get inspiration from. Alot of men's profiles are pretty shit out there I gotta say! |
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Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis |
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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago
Rugby |
"But I've got the va va voom for taking pics again! Winter artistic flair if you will.
What sexy pics can I add to showcase the sexy or have you seen enough?
Also a general one for lads I guess to get inspiration from. Alot of men's profiles are pretty shit out there I gotta say!"
Nice shirt with the sleeves rolled up |
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"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis "
Yes to all of the above!  |
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"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic?
MrsAbz
A BIG nose "
Then it'll deffo go down well with the women. You know I've heard they do some nefarious things using noses... not me obviously as I absolutely would not be involved in such rudeness
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis
Yes to all of the above! "
You've seen my profile right?! |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic?
MrsAbz
A BIG nose
Then it'll deffo go down well with the women. You know I've heard they do some nefarious things using noses... not me obviously as I absolutely would not be involved in such rudeness
MrsAbz "
You mean the nose clit thread I made earlier?  |
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"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis
Yes to all of the above!
You've seen my profile right?!"
I have now and there's a few on my list you could do
Do you own a belt and jeans? |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis
Yes to all of the above!
You've seen my profile right?!
I have now and there's a few on my list you could do
Do you own a belt and jeans? "
I own both! I do not however have 3 hands! |
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"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis
Yes to all of the above!
You've seen my profile right?!
I have now and there's a few on my list you could do
Do you own a belt and jeans?
I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!"
Selfie mode. Timer. Sorted.
J |
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over a year ago
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Action shots (no, not those ones)
Ones where you’re taking your shirt off, undoing a belt, unzipping your jeans, soaping yourself up in the shower etc….. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans 
If I ever do that, you owe me a date!"
OK but you have to wear said hat |
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"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis
Yes to all of the above!
You've seen my profile right?!
I have now and there's a few on my list you could do
Do you own a belt and jeans?
I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!"
Ah yes... but Jeans and Belts can be combined, like Power Rangers joining together to be even more powerful
Think of the lady boners (and I'm not talking about ladies like me) |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans
If I ever do that, you owe me a date!
OK but you have to wear said hat "
Throughout the whole evening? It might fall off! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans
Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!
J"
With cowboy boots on (must be dirty  ) |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis
Yes to all of the above!
You've seen my profile right?!
I have now and there's a few on my list you could do
Do you own a belt and jeans?
I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!
Ah yes... but Jeans and Belts can be combined, like Power Rangers joining together to be even more powerful
Think of the lady boners (and I'm not talking about ladies like me)"
So a selfie in which one hand will be occupied but the other in a jeans and belt? That I can do...but really? |
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"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis "
Yes please to all of the above. Particularly suit, shirt, belt. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans
Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!
J
With cowboy boots on (must be dirty )"
Naked with hat and dirty boots. Right you now owe me a blowjob! |
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"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic?
MrsAbz
A BIG nose
Then it'll deffo go down well with the women. You know I've heard they do some nefarious things using noses... not me obviously as I absolutely would not be involved in such rudeness
MrsAbz
You mean the nose clit thread I made earlier? "
Yep, it'll be all the rage. VLN (very large nose) is gonna start appearing in all the profiles soon. Get yourself ahead of the crowd and show off what you've got on offer
MrsAbz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis
Yes to all of the above!
You've seen my profile right?!
I have now and there's a few on my list you could do
Do you own a belt and jeans?
I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!"
3 legs?
Get creative Brucey |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic?
MrsAbz
A BIG nose
Then it'll deffo go down well with the women. You know I've heard they do some nefarious things using noses... not me obviously as I absolutely would not be involved in such rudeness
MrsAbz
You mean the nose clit thread I made earlier?
Yep, it'll be all the rage. VLN (very large nose) is gonna start appearing in all the profiles soon. Get yourself ahead of the crowd and show off what you've got on offer
MrsAbz "
Message me for first dibs on seeing it |
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"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis
Yes to all of the above!
You've seen my profile right?!"
I have indeed and some of the above suggestions could definitely be added for maximum brownie points |
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"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis
Yes to all of the above!
You've seen my profile right?!
I have now and there's a few on my list you could do
Do you own a belt and jeans?
I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!
Ah yes... but Jeans and Belts can be combined, like Power Rangers joining together to be even more powerful
Think of the lady boners (and I'm not talking about ladies like me)
So a selfie in which one hand will be occupied but the other in a jeans and belt? That I can do...but really? "
No, you thread the belt through the "belt loops" on your jeans
Make sure to leave the jeans unzipped and the belt open just enough to start showing the women your Big Brucey Boner
Then proceed to slip your hand down your jeans
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis
Yes to all of the above!
You've seen my profile right?!
I have now and there's a few on my list you could do
Do you own a belt and jeans?
I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!
Ah yes... but Jeans and Belts can be combined, like Power Rangers joining together to be even more powerful
Think of the lady boners (and I'm not talking about ladies like me)
So a selfie in which one hand will be occupied but the other in a jeans and belt? That I can do...but really?
No, you thread the belt through the "belt loops" on your jeans
Make sure to leave the jeans unzipped and the belt open just enough to start showing the women your Big Brucey Boner
Then proceed to slip your hand down your jeans
"
Big brucey boner
Damn it why did I change my username already! |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis
Yes to all of the above!
You've seen my profile right?!
I have indeed and some of the above suggestions could definitely be added for maximum brownie points "
You owe me a game of twister as it is! |
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans
Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!
J
With cowboy boots on (must be dirty )"
Hot diggity damn.
J |
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May I suggest an artistic and entirely tasteful photo of you holding aloft a copy of the King James Bible above your head in one hand and a Subway footlong in the other…..whilst stark bollock naked…..atop a mountain…..as a lightning bolt strikes nearby….
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"May I suggest an artistic and entirely tasteful photo of you holding aloft a copy of the King James Bible above your head in one hand and a Subway footlong in the other…..whilst stark bollock naked…..atop a mountain…..as a lightning bolt strikes nearby….
"
This Brucey you'll be on page one of hot pics with this in no time! |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"May I suggest an artistic and entirely tasteful photo of you holding aloft a copy of the King James Bible above your head in one hand and a Subway footlong in the other…..whilst stark bollock naked…..atop a mountain…..as a lightning bolt strikes nearby….
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Oh fuck now this guy's a creative |
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans
Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!
J
With cowboy boots on (must be dirty )
Naked with hat and dirty boots. Right you now owe me a blowjob!"
Your mum will go mad if you get mud up the walls |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
Have a day off Daizy"
Sorry, too soon?! |
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
Have a day off Daizy
Sorry, too soon?!"
I taught her a valuable lesson  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
Have a day off Daizy
Sorry, too soon?!
I taught her a valuable lesson "
Yeah, you’re a grade a knob |
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!"
It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x"
I like it one of the best pics I've seen on here |
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x
I like it one of the best pics I've seen on here "
Seconded!! |
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x"
It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic |
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x
It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic "
Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror  |
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x
I like it one of the best pics I've seen on here
Seconded!! "
Thank you both  |
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x
It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic
Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror "
Will Ailsa be there? |
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x
It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic
Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror
Will Ailsa be there?"
Probably. Pyjamas, fluffy slippers, and writing incomprehensible stuff for the 5 year long project she only has two years left to finish… the wank will likely be the highlight of your evening. She will offer you tea and cake afterwards though, for a job well done  |
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"Hmmm what are the things women like?
Men in white shirts
Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)
Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)
Man in suit
Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)
The potential of penis "
I like trousers open amd the V... The lines heading down to the groin... Yummm |
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x
It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic
Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror
Will Ailsa be there?
Probably. Pyjamas, fluffy slippers, and writing incomprehensible stuff for the 5 year long project she only has two years left to finish… the wank will likely be the highlight of your evening. She will offer you tea and cake afterwards though, for a job well done "
Well that doesn't sound too bad |
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x
It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic
Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror
Will Ailsa be there?
Probably. Pyjamas, fluffy slippers, and writing incomprehensible stuff for the 5 year long project she only has two years left to finish… the wank will likely be the highlight of your evening. She will offer you tea and cake afterwards though, for a job well done
Well that doesn't sound too bad "
Wait until you’ve tried the cakes  |
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x
I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed
You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!
It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x
It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic
Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror
Will Ailsa be there?
Probably. Pyjamas, fluffy slippers, and writing incomprehensible stuff for the 5 year long project she only has two years left to finish… the wank will likely be the highlight of your evening. She will offer you tea and cake afterwards though, for a job well done
Well that doesn't sound too bad
Wait until you’ve tried the cakes "
Don't get me involved in your domestics. Tell her yourself |
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans
Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!
J"
We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially.
J |
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"But I've got the va va voom for taking pics again! Winter artistic flair if you will.
What sexy pics can I add to showcase the sexy or have you seen enough?
Also a general one for lads I guess to get inspiration from. Alot of men's profiles are pretty shit out there I gotta say!"
I have done smartly dressed pic it seems to have been viewed/*fabbed a lot |
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans
Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!
J
We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially.
J"
Wait, who has this pic? |
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans
Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!
J
We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially.
J
Wait, who has this pic?"
We do. Our new profile pic. I have the real thing here.
J |
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans
Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!
J
We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially.
J
Wait, who has this pic?
We do. Our new profile pic. I have the real thing here.
J"
I'll just scratch observant off my CV.... |
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans
Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!
J
We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially.
J
Wait, who has this pic?
We do. Our new profile pic. I have the real thing here.
J"
Oh I need to upload the black and white version.
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"[Removed by poster at 08/11/23 20:43:04]"
I’ll try again…
You kissing a very beautiful penis whilst simultaneously stroking your own erection.
Chicks are very horny for guys that are comfortable with their sexuality. |
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