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Never lick the balls or deepthroat.
Never ask us to put it in your bum.
Definitely don't even think about buying a harness.
Inviting another woman for a threesome is an absolute insult.
We don't like the ones mentioned above. |
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"Turn up dressed as a sexy cyber woman with nipples that dispense Jack Daniels and ….   #dontjudgeme"
Todger, you invented this concept, how can you get it wrong?  |
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"The sight of you in Shell suits ladies; they render my cock harder than an RSJ
In the hot pink or the emerald green?  "
Ooo hot pink for sure and preferably also sporting a ‘Croydon Facelift’ and hoop earrings with a diameter so large that a well fed Labrador could easily jump through them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The sight of you in Shell suits ladies; they render my cock harder than an RSJ
In the hot pink or the emerald green?
Ooo hot pink for sure and preferably also sporting a ‘Croydon Facelift’ and hoop earrings with a diameter so large that a well fed Labrador could easily jump through them "
How did you guess my best look? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Turn up dressed as a sexy cyber woman with nipples that dispense Jack Daniels and …. #dontjudgeme
Todger, you invented this concept, how can you get it wrong?
Years of practice?? "
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