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No, it's not about your first anal experience...
Any unexpected accident caused by bad judgment, broken furniture, faulty sex toy...etc.
For example:
I received a BJ from a woman who just took the minty chewing gum out of her mouth.
Kind of ruined the experience...
My bed broke when my ex was doing a hardcore deep throating.
I guess I'm lucky I'm not hung.
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"Nothing of particular bad note here I’m pleased to report; Grazed knees from carpet burns and an occasional nipple in the eye but that’s about it  ….touch wood! (Of the tree variety) "
Nipple in the eye is not that bad as I can recall.
I pulled out from a B.J. early and I slapped the lady in the eye accidentally.
She was holding her hand on that eye for a minute.
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"Burnt my helmet on a large portable gas fire, just finished having the sex had put on a dressing gown and leaned over the fire to turn it off knob fell out and landed on the metal and "sizzle" 
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Ouch.
Do you have a scar?
Do chicks dig that kind scars? |
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Ended up in A & E at NYE after the sex swing fell off the door and C landed on her back.
Was fine in the afternoon and then she started feeling dizzy in the evening.
We spent our first NYE together apart as it was Covid and I wasn’t allowed in the waiting room.
I watched through the window as fireworks went off and C started passing out
All was fine in the end - no internal injuries and by 2 in the morning we were on the way home 
K |
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"Ended up in A & E at NYE after the sex swing fell off the door and C landed on her back.
Was fine in the afternoon and then she started feeling dizzy in the evening.
We spent our first NYE together apart as it was Covid and I wasn’t allowed in the waiting room.
I watched through the window as fireworks went off and C started passing out
All was fine in the end - no internal injuries and by 2 in the morning we were on the way home
K"
I guess it took for a while to laugh about it? |
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"I fell off the bed after a wild wand play with the lady of the couple, but we all laughed! "
How does a "wild wand play" looks like in a threesome?
Swinging it or passing it to each other in a hurry?
Does it need to stimulate everyone in the same time? |
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"No, it's not about your first anal experience...
Any unexpected accident caused by bad judgment, broken furniture, faulty sex toy...etc.
For example:
I received a BJ from a woman who just took the minty chewing gum out of her mouth.
Kind of ruined the experience...
My bed broke when my ex was doing a hardcore deep throating.
I guess I'm lucky I'm not hung.
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She could have stuck it on your balls for later. |
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over a year ago
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"I fell off the bed after a wild wand play with the lady of the couple, but we all laughed!
How does a "wild wand play" looks like in a threesome?
Swinging it or passing it to each other in a hurry?
Does it need to stimulate everyone in the same time?"
It was a wand I had never tried before and I orgasmed very hard which makes it 'wild'  |
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"No, it's not about your first anal experience...
Any unexpected accident caused by bad judgment, broken furniture, faulty sex toy...etc.
For example:
I received a BJ from a woman who just took the minty chewing gum out of her mouth.
Kind of ruined the experience...
My bed broke when my ex was doing a hardcore deep throating.
I guess I'm lucky I'm not hung.
She could have stuck it on your balls for later."
It would have ended up in her mouth again. |
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"I fell off the bed after a wild wand play with the lady of the couple, but we all laughed!
How does a "wild wand play" looks like in a threesome?
Swinging it or passing it to each other in a hurry?
Does it need to stimulate everyone in the same time?
It was a wand I had never tried before and I orgasmed very hard which makes it 'wild' "
That sounds even a better story like that.  |
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I had major surgery following a torn muscle, which became herniated. And all from having my legs behind my head.
17 external staples, God knows how many internal stitches as they had to stitch a wire mesh into my groin, one hell of a scar.
On the plus side, he was a really good fuck!  |
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"I had major surgery following a torn muscle, which became herniated. And all from having my legs behind my head.
17 external staples, God knows how many internal stitches as they had to stitch a wire mesh into my groin, one hell of a scar.
On the plus side, he was a really good fuck! "
I guess it involved wheelchair or canes as well?
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"I broke my ex's banjo skin (too tight apparently  )
He proceeded to wank over my arse, blood and jizz everywhere it was minging.
Mrs "
Omg I had similar experience with an ex, he'd been pierced but taken it out and let it close up.
We must have been a bit rough and the scar opened up. It was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood everywhere!
MrsAbz
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"Ended up in A & E at NYE after the sex swing fell off the door and C landed on her back.
Was fine in the afternoon and then she started feeling dizzy in the evening.
We spent our first NYE together apart as it was Covid and I wasn’t allowed in the waiting room.
I watched through the window as fireworks went off and C started passing out
All was fine in the end - no internal injuries and by 2 in the morning we were on the way home
K
I guess it took for a while to laugh about it?"
Once we knew everything was fine we started seeing the funny side.
When friends/family asked what we done for NYE we just said we had a quiet one at home |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
I was at a new GFs house and she brought out a vibrator that we put to good use. A few minutes in, she grabbed my hand in quite some discomfort, yanking it out of her.
The batteries were leaking and gave her a mild burn internally.
Ouch.
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"I was at a new GFs house and she brought out a vibrator that we put to good use. A few minutes in, she grabbed my hand in quite some discomfort, yanking it out of her.
The batteries were leaking and gave her a mild burn internally.
Ouch.
Gbat "
Always check the batteries.
You are in a nice place though.
Love Alicante and probably they have the best airport I've have ever been. |
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First time we had sex in a car (mine), just at the critical moment, his banjo string snapped and we had blood and cum everywhere. No tissues, obviously! He'd left stuff at my Dad's house so we had to go back there, him bleeding into his keks and then because we had no idea what had happened, I dropped him at A&E. Apparently much sniggering by the docs and he then had to go back to uni by train, still all gummed up. On the ginger walk back to the residence, he bumped into my brother, on his way home from a night out (somewhat tipsy) and who detained him with some d*unken small talk. Poor him! And it still, nearly 20yrs later, gives him gip occasionally. |
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Me and My Girl were wrestling as we do. Both of us a strong and we're not small people. We don't hold back any punches and she is very competitive. She is no walk over. Once I got on top of her but she managed to get a foot underneath me and booted me off her. My side hit the edge of the bed. I went to get straight back up and then dropped like a sack of spuds. It was like all the life and energy had drained from my body. I didn't know what was happening, I was shutting down and it was scary. Over the next 30 mins or so slowly recovered. Now I know what a kidney blow feels like |
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My friends gf stuck a daisy down his japs eye and the hairs on the stem stopped the daisy from coming out, I had to take him A&E and the split his bell end to get it out. |
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This one time when we were having sex and I asked LVM to pass me my wand. He opened my bedside table and got hit by a springy wire cat toy right in his eye He had a painful scratch on if for a few days and accused me of booby trapping my sex toys.
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By *ullyMan
over a year ago
Near Clacton |
Not myself but the worst thing I read was in a medical book of unusual sex related "accidents". A chap put his manhood in the suction end of a vacuum cleaner, one of the on the floor cylinder ones, but the fan was immediately inside the case. Reducing P Enis instantly to a stub. Apparently he fainted woke in a pool of blood and called 911 and the fire people were first on the scene.
Surgery was not an option to restore. |
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The banjo string found the H note once that was nippy and scary, but stepping out the back of a van backwards thinking the ground was closer with my shorts round my knees was a new level of “Oh shit!” |
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"Butt plug slipped inside me ..  "
i can top that. Anal and Eurethral were hard limits. Mistress got buttplugs from our gf when we were 3, i got a Eurethral sound as a joke from an ex friend who is sub and loved how scared it got me when i saw it.
Well Mistress was using them to scare me and the butt plug slipped. The Eurethral wand slipped later the same day.
Not limits anymore |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Butt plug slipped inside me .. "
This is the episode of “24 hrs in A&E” I been waiting for……
Rushed into hospital, light bulb stuck in arse!! Claims to have accidentally slipped!!! |
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