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"Spilling drinks over them , I mean , this really turns ladies on .. you can actually see the rush of blood "Yup - how many times do they snigger and say oooohhh yooooouuu - now you’ll have to help me out of these wet clothes!! | |||
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"Telling a woman what she wants. It might not be what she wants but if you say to her "I bet you want to ride this" and attach a dick picture, she'll want to. Women are so easily suggestible." exactly this - ive sent you a pic that looks like i have a cigarette hanging out my fly but it’s definitely my dick… now smoke me baby!!!  | |||
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"Spilling drinks over them , I mean , this really turns ladies on .. you can actually see the rush of blood
Yup - how many times do they snigger and say oooohhh yooooouuu - now you’ll have to help me out of these wet clothes!! "Works 60% of the time all of the time | |||
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"Criticizing everything they say,do and wear is the best way to ensure a wet on. "And the phrase ‘a wet on’ never fails. | |||
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"Personally it hurts my pretty little head to read too many big words. So if you could just send opening messages of one or 2 words please. And make them really small words. Thanks. " Like cave man times 
(SEX NOW) ?!
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"Calling us names like Hun, or dear, that really gets us going... " Exactly - if the woman you send hi hun to gets arsey - probably a bloke pretending to be a woman!!! Good info hun!! | |||
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"The clitoris is the light switch to a woman’s sexual arousal, and should be operated the same way. One flick and it’s on." Tea snort alert | |||
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"Criticizing everything they say,do and wear is the best way to ensure a wet on.
And the phrase ‘a wet on’ never fails."Or a wide on  | |||
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"Criticizing everything they say,do and wear is the best way to ensure a wet on.
And the phrase ‘a wet on’ never fails.
Or a wide on "As long as its not Jonathon Ross describing his lawnmower | |||
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"Mansplaining always works - nothing they like more than having it all set out in detail, even better if you talk over them, they just go weak at the knees (you can tell by the deep rush of red up their neck and across their cheeks, together with the quivering of the lips and the rapidly opening and closing of the mouth with no sound coming out - talk about gagging for it) "Masterclass right here ^ | |||
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"Walking up to her and slapping her arse hard. When she turns around in utter disbelief wink and say in your best cockney accent "awight darlin'" " … if you add ‘ where’s me breakfast?’ They love that you feel a commitment to them … | |||
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"Don't forget to call them a slag if you feel that they're not giving you enough attention. Treat them mean, keep them keen
LvM"Would that be ‘… a filthy slaaaag!!’ Or is that special occasions, anniversaries/birthdays/valentines day?? | |||
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"One should stick two fingers up at her before licking in a decidedly vulgar and exaggerated manner between them to clumsily simulate cunnilingus. The recipient lady will be instantly rendered wetter than an otters pocket and the sex stuff shall inevitably, immediately follow "No way has this guy not been snapped up!! | |||
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"One should stick two fingers up at her before licking in a decidedly vulgar and exaggerated manner between them to clumsily simulate cunnilingus. The recipient lady will be instantly rendered wetter than an otters pocket and the sex stuff shall inevitably, immediately follow "True that | |||
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"Waving a finger in Their face and telling them to calm down - they love to feel a man is in control and instantly want the sex!! What else works every time? "This, naturally, also mansplaining is even hotter than man-spreading on the subway / tube. And man-spreading is *swoons, falls over, and needs the smelling salts* | |||
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"True that " Now now. Just because that works for you doesn’t mean it will work for everyone. | |||
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"Mansplaining always works - nothing they like more than having it all set out in detail, even better if you talk over them, they just go weak at the knees (you can tell by the deep rush of red up their neck and across their cheeks, together with the quivering of the lips and the rapidly opening and closing of the mouth with no sound coming out - talk about gagging for it) " | |||
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"Telling me how much I am enjoying being fucked! "Youre loving this thread- aint ya baby? …. Lovin it!!
I actually just thought - all those threads about how do i turn a woman on on the forums…. If it’s in this thread….. don’t do it and you might just get lucky | |||
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"True that Now now. Just because that works for you doesn’t mean it will work for everyone." Yes it does - all women like the same stuff / everyone knows that!! | |||
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"Oh and please don’t talk *to* me. At me or in the third person (baby/slut/woman/bitch) every time. I don’t need to be getting ideas above my station. What could follow is horrifying. Like reading or something. Runs off to find something to clean quickly …" Xzzzzxippp - found something!! | |||
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"Waving a finger in Their face and telling them to calm down - they love to feel a man is in control and instantly want the sex!! What else works every time? "Slap on the arse or the words, that’s what she said to any comment she makes. | |||
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"Tell a woman you need to fuck another woman one last time before you fuck her. Works a fucking treat on me." Could you give me a lift to her place then wait in the car for me?? | |||
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"Tell a woman you need to fuck another woman one last time before you fuck her. Works a fucking treat on me. Could you give me a lift to her place then wait in the car for me?? "
Fucking walk! | |||
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"Tell a woman you need to fuck another woman one last time before you fuck her. Works a fucking treat on me. Could you give me a lift to her place then wait in the car for me??
Fucking walk!"*waves finger* calm down!!! ( this might be my last ever post!!! | |||
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"Tell a woman you need to fuck another woman one last time before you fuck her. Works a fucking treat on me. Could you give me a lift to her place then wait in the car for me??
Fucking walk!"With 2 broken legs??! | |||
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"Question her about why she won't display your verification or write you one." But why won't you? Are you embarrassed of me? | |||
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"Question her about why she won't display your verification or write you one. But why won't you? Are you embarrassed of me?" I’m embarrassed hearing it | |||
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"Tell a woman you need to fuck another woman one last time before you fuck her. Works a fucking treat on me. Could you give me a lift to her place then wait in the car for me??
Fucking walk!
With 2 broken legs??! "Harsh but fair in the circumstances xx | |||
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"Tell her to put your name in her status" I hope you did , always a good way to start the day | |||
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"I like it when they ask you to not interact with them in the forums in case it upsets someone else. He's a keeper! " You sure it's incase it upsets somebody else? Maybe just ashamed of you! | |||
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"I like it when they ask you to not interact with them in the forums in case it upsets someone else. He's a keeper! You sure it's incase it upsets somebody else? Maybe just ashamed of you! "Probably that too. | |||
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"I may be ejected from the Guild Of Fucktoys for this one… but. Send me a message titled “Chunky Monkey”. Then invite me for pizza & fucking. 200 miles away. Because we have to work for it remember. " Don't forget that you have to be grateful as well!! | |||
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"I may be ejected from the Guild Of Fucktoys for this one… but. Send me a message titled “Chunky Monkey”. Then invite me for pizza & fucking. 200 miles away. Because we have to work for it remember. " Pizza….AND afuck??? Jeez someone has a fanclub xxx | |||
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"I think calling her the wrong name is s good way to make her try harder… especially if its the name of a friend or relative…. ‘… ohhhh Tracy….. er Susan…. Yeah Sus… Karen… yeah baby like that!! Yeah… so many girls hard to keep up with names!!’ She’ll be fired up and want to give you the dirty stuff "This! Becky is now my go to name actually. I have my reasons... | |||
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"If she's online she's already horny and Up For It. Just offer the cock... kerching!!" Standard | |||
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"I think calling her the wrong name is s good way to make her try harder… especially if its the name of a friend or relative…. ‘… ohhhh Tracy….. er Susan…. Yeah Sus… Karen… yeah baby like that!! Yeah… so many girls hard to keep up with names!!’ She’ll be fired up and want to give you the dirty stuff "What if they change their fab username frequently? Maybe they'd get a new idea out of you? | |||
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"I think calling her the wrong name is s good way to make her try harder… especially if its the name of a friend or relative…. ‘… ohhhh Tracy….. er Susan…. Yeah Sus… Karen… yeah baby like that!! Yeah… so many girls hard to keep up with names!!’ She’ll be fired up and want to give you the dirty stuff
What if they change their fab username frequently? Maybe they'd get a new idea out of you? "
You going with ‘ Ida Dunya’? Xx | |||
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"Tell her you're just leaving work and will be there in an hour and divulge that you won't be showering either as you've only sat at your desk all day. " When they make the point that *today* they will have a shower because we have a meet planned.... mmmmmm  | |||
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"Waving a finger in Their face and telling them to calm down - they love to feel a man is in control and instantly want the sex!! What else works every time? "With a key.. We robots | |||
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"Sending a text after 3 years and expecting to pick up where it finished is also a novel way "
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"Sending a text after 3 years and expecting to pick up where it finished is also a novel way " Why do people do that? The past two weeks I've had several people popping up again. I was tempted to blame it on the lunar cycle but it seems it happens to others as well. | |||
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"Sending a text after 3 years and expecting to pick up where it finished is also a novel way "
Especially when they say they've had no sex in that 3 years. | |||
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"Sending a text after 3 years and expecting to pick up where it finished is also a novel way
Why do people do that? The past two weeks I've had several people popping up again. I was tempted to blame it on the lunar cycle but it seems it happens to others as well. "Believe me I was surprised to receive that text more than anything else … it took a few minutes to register correctly | |||
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"Sending a text after 3 years and expecting to pick up where it finished is also a novel way
Why do people do that? The past two weeks I've had several people popping up again. I was tempted to blame it on the lunar cycle but it seems it happens to others as well. "You said no strings!! ? | |||
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"Sending a text after 3 years and expecting to pick up where it finished is also a novel way
Especially when they say they've had no sex in that 3 years. "They were getting it … but maybe they realised I was normal in an abnormal world ahahah | |||
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"True that Now now. Just because that works for you doesn’t mean it will work for everyone." Of course it will. Women are all the same remember? | |||
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"Sending a text after 3 years and expecting to pick up where it finished is also a novel way
Why do people do that? The past two weeks I've had several people popping up again. I was tempted to blame it on the lunar cycle but it seems it happens to others as well.
You said no strings!! ? "I prefer ropes … | |||
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"Sending a text after 3 years and expecting to pick up where it finished is also a novel way
Why do people do that? The past two weeks I've had several people popping up again. I was tempted to blame it on the lunar cycle but it seems it happens to others as well.
Believe me I was surprised to receive that text more than anything else … it took a few minutes to register correctly "Right? I was sorely tempted to voice note and say what the actual fuck but I've decided to #bekind. Maybe they sense when you're happy and decide to add a bit of chaos to your life. | |||
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"All the above is getting me wetter than an otters pocket. Send me over the edge by promising to fuck me like I have never been fucked before and that no woman has ever left with complaints before. Let me tell ya hun... You have almost certainly net that woman" You home yet … ahahha | |||
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"All the above is getting me wetter than an otters pocket. Send me over the edge by promising to fuck me like I have never been fucked before and that no woman has ever left with complaints before. Let me tell ya hun... You have almost certainly net that woman" Took your time now get over here while i have a rummage in Your undercrackers Guessing that might have pushed you into ‘wet floor’ territory | |||
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"Sending a text after 3 years and expecting to pick up where it finished is also a novel way
Why do people do that? The past two weeks I've had several people popping up again. I was tempted to blame it on the lunar cycle but it seems it happens to others as well.
Believe me I was surprised to receive that text more than anything else … it took a few minutes to register correctly
Right? I was sorely tempted to voice note and say what the actual fuck but I've decided to #bekind. Maybe they sense when you're happy and decide to add a bit of chaos to your life. "I entertained the idea and wanted more against my better judgment but I know she’ll only lead me on again and disappear .. funny world | |||
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"C loves it when they automatically discount me in their message - also ruining any chance of ever meeting anyway… When they say things ‘I’d love to shove my dick down your throat’ - this is when I reply that it’s weird that it says they are straight on your profile
K"Id like to shove my……. Throat…. While handing K a beer!! | |||
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"offer her a date with wonko" sorry thats a major turn off | |||
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"Spilling drinks over them , I mean , this really turns ladies on .. you can actually see the rush of blood "I done this and she went to the restaurant bathroom it’s now been 25 minutes and she’s not back is she getting ready for me?? | |||
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"Spilling drinks over them , I mean , this really turns ladies on .. you can actually see the rush of blood
I done this and she went to the restaurant bathroom it’s now been 25 minutes and she’s not back is she getting ready for me??"She’ll be in the stalls wondering whats taking you so long i think!! | |||
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"Spilling drinks over them , I mean , this really turns ladies on .. you can actually see the rush of blood
I done this and she went to the restaurant bathroom it’s now been 25 minutes and she’s not back is she getting ready for me??
She’ll be in the stalls wondering whats taking you so long i think!! "Let me check I’ll keep you updated | |||
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"Waving a finger in Their face and telling them to calm down - they love to feel a man is in control and instantly want the sex!! What else works every time?
This, naturally, also mansplaining is even hotter than man-spreading on the subway / tube. And man-spreading is *swoons, falls over, and needs the smelling salts*
"I'd forgotten the man spreading. I shall go and do that next time I head in to London, I love it when a lady swoons, especially when she falls face forward into my lap. That way there is no need for smelling salts and she can also indulge her lust by giving me a bj  | |||
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"Waving a finger in Their face and telling them to calm down - they love to feel a man is in control and instantly want the sex!! What else works every time?
This, naturally, also mansplaining is even hotter than man-spreading on the subway / tube. And man-spreading is *swoons, falls over, and needs the smelling salts*
I'd forgotten the man spreading. I shall go and do that next time I head in to London, I love it when a lady swoons, especially when she falls face forward into my lap. That way there is no need for smelling salts and she can also indulge her lust by giving me a bj "Why was I hearing Sade ‘ Smooth Operator!’ Reading this post | |||
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"Waving a finger in Their face and telling them to calm down - they love to feel a man is in control and instantly want the sex!! What else works every time?
This, naturally, also mansplaining is even hotter than man-spreading on the subway / tube. And man-spreading is *swoons, falls over, and needs the smelling salts*
I'd forgotten the man spreading. I shall go and do that next time I head in to London, I love it when a lady swoons, especially when she falls face forward into my lap. That way there is no need for smelling salts and she can also indulge her lust by giving me a bj
Why was I hearing Sade ‘ Smooth Operator!’ Reading this post "I have followed the instructions in your manual Todge. I have tried to emulate the master! | |||
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"Tell her how bad all your previous shags/ex's were then she'll try harder. Mrs " Or tell her how GOOD they were, describe in detail, make sure to praise her for her effort in the most condescending way possible. | |||
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"Tell her how bad all your previous shags/ex's were then she'll try harder. Mrs Or tell her how GOOD they were, describe in detail, make sure to praise her for her effort in the most condescending way possible." nope never never discuss previous encounters | |||
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"Waving a finger in Their face and telling them to calm down - they love to feel a man is in control and instantly want the sex!! What else works every time?
This, naturally, also mansplaining is even hotter than man-spreading on the subway / tube. And man-spreading is *swoons, falls over, and needs the smelling salts*
I'd forgotten the man spreading. I shall go and do that next time I head in to London, I love it when a lady swoons, especially when she falls face forward into my lap. That way there is no need for smelling salts and she can also indulge her lust by giving me a bj "YES! We all have orgasms while we’re giving head, no stimulation of our own bits is necessary. We get caught up in the throes of being subservient to whatever your little heart desires. | |||
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"Waving a finger in Their face and telling them to calm down - they love to feel a man is in control and instantly want the sex!! What else works every time?
This, naturally, also mansplaining is even hotter than man-spreading on the subway / tube. And man-spreading is *swoons, falls over, and needs the smelling salts*
I'd forgotten the man spreading. I shall go and do that next time I head in to London, I love it when a lady swoons, especially when she falls face forward into my lap. That way there is no need for smelling salts and she can also indulge her lust by giving me a bj
YES! We all have orgasms while we’re giving head, no stimulation of our own bits is necessary. We get caught up in the throes of being subservient to whatever your little heart desires."lol | |||
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"Also ,be angry and moody all the time. Yell at her. That way she’ll know you care." Wait being a moody bastard isn't a natural aphrodisiac? Damn that's where I'm going wrong | |||
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"Also ,be angry and moody all the time. Yell at her. That way she’ll know you care." I feel a little Cilla on this thread…. Can see love blossoming through the posts!! | |||
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"Waving a finger in Their face and telling them to calm down - they love to feel a man is in control and instantly want the sex!! What else works every time?
This, naturally, also mansplaining is even hotter than man-spreading on the subway / tube. And man-spreading is *swoons, falls over, and needs the smelling salts*
I'd forgotten the man spreading. I shall go and do that next time I head in to London, I love it when a lady swoons, especially when she falls face forward into my lap. That way there is no need for smelling salts and she can also indulge her lust by giving me a bj
Why was I hearing Sade ‘ Smooth Operator!’ Reading this post
I have followed the instructions in your manual Todge. I have tried to emulate the master! "Thanks HK Im still a student … never stop learning new ways to turn a woman on - as I get older I hear the thought of me dying is exciting…. Probably because they all want a go before I go - bit like the January sales…. Get Todger now because when hes gone…. Hes gone!!!! | |||
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"Waving a finger in Their face and telling them to calm down - they love to feel a man is in control and instantly want the sex!! What else works every time?
This, naturally, also mansplaining is even hotter than man-spreading on the subway / tube. And man-spreading is *swoons, falls over, and needs the smelling salts*
I'd forgotten the man spreading. I shall go and do that next time I head in to London, I love it when a lady swoons, especially when she falls face forward into my lap. That way there is no need for smelling salts and she can also indulge her lust by giving me a bj
YES! We all have orgasms while we’re giving head, no stimulation of our own bits is necessary. We get caught up in the throes of being subservient to whatever your little heart desires."Just stop it - you're only encouraging me! | |||
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"The clitoris is the light switch to a woman’s sexual arousal, and should be operated the same way. One flick and it’s on." What happens if you have remote controlled lights, without a switch? | |||
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"The clitoris is the light switch to a woman’s sexual arousal, and should be operated the same way. One flick and it’s on. What happens if you have remote controlled lights, without a switch?" Alexa - turn my bitch on | |||
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"Send her a picture of your manhood preferably over the toilet. If you can also fit a can of Lynx/Sky remote and your grubby unkept nails in the photo as well she'll instantly be moist for you!!" Just had that delight sent to me. Such a turn on is a toilet pic I mean really guys is a cock shot over your toilet bowl the best you lazy toads can do. | |||
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"The clitoris is the light switch to a woman’s sexual arousal, and should be operated the same way. One flick and it’s on. What happens if you have remote controlled lights, without a switch? Alexa - turn my bitch on" Oh the clit is now lit | |||
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"Also ,be angry and moody all the time. Yell at her. That way she’ll know you care." Exactly this.. We love a good rant before sex. Helps with foreplay | |||
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"Spilling drinks over them , I mean , this really turns ladies on .. you can actually see the rush of blood
Yup - how many times do they snigger and say oooohhh yooooouuu - now you’ll have to help me out of these wet clothes!! "No. Send you to come clean up | |||
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"A message that says Hey honey bun You take my breath away every time you get close to me. Running your fingers and thoughts across my mind. Giss us a shag you tart. " How about: " Yo How's you Free now Wanna f*ck What's the address Hung here give me a lift baby" | |||
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"Spilling drinks over them , I mean , this really turns ladies on .. you can actually see the rush of blood
Yup - how many times do they snigger and say oooohhh yooooouuu - now you’ll have to help me out of these wet clothes!!
No. Send you to come clean up"You saucy minx - you’re insatiable!! | |||
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"Tell them your balls are heavy? " Palms are sweaty, knees weak, balls are heavy | |||
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"Tell them your balls are heavy? Palms are sweaty, knees weak, balls are heavy" Take me now, I can't wait any longer. | |||
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"Tell them your balls are heavy? Palms are sweaty, knees weak, balls are heavy Take me now, I can't wait any longer." Yes! I knew it would work. | |||
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"Tell them your balls are heavy? Palms are sweaty, knees weak, balls are heavy Take me now, I can't wait any longer. Yes! I knew it would work. " I'm in the car already | |||
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"Waving a finger in Their face and telling them to calm down - they love to feel a man is in control and instantly want the sex!! What else works every time? "Oh I LOOOOVVVEEEE being messaged, just a couple of words, like do you suck cock. Then a week later they message again just to make sure I got the message and they keep going and going and going and going. Preservence with several messages with no encouragement is sooooo sexy! | |||
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"Ask her opinion on something and then tell her she's wrong
J"Don't forget to tell her to calm down first!! | |||
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"Tell them you are in love with them. " I always do , explains a lot | |||
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"How about being a good conversationalist (does not have to be high brow)? Being attentive listener to to the topics she would like to talk about? (Does not require much other than listening and understanding what she is telling you and responding to THAT?) Being ok with the idea of it just being a social without expecting..... Just wondering
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"How about being a good conversationalist (does not have to be high brow)? Being attentive listener to to the topics she would like to talk about? (Does not require much other than listening and understanding what she is telling you and responding to THAT?) Being ok with the idea of it just being a social without expecting..... Just wondering
Apologies - i have nomidea hiw this poster got On my thread!! "Nor me | |||
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"Personally it hurts my pretty little head to read too many big words. So if you could just send opening messages of one or 2 words please. And make them really small words. Thanks. " • Does that mean you're not attracted to sesquipedalians? | |||
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"Give her an STI, and a bunch of flowers"
Spank her with a copy of Good Housekeeping before handing her the marigolds | |||
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"Give her an STI, and a bunch of flowers" You whish! | |||
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"Give her an STI, and a bunch of flowers
Spank her with a copy of Good Housekeeping before handing her the marigolds "Man after my own heart lol | |||
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"Do the washing up " Oooo yes, gets me so wet seeing a man elbow deep in dirty dishes | |||
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"Tell her all about your bad day at work and don't even stop for air ...then ask 'what's for dinner?' "No wait sorry, it's the age old strip and leave your socks on... | |||
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"offer her a date with wonko sorry thats a major turn off " I see you no one corrected me | |||
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