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...happened tomorrow. What little tips do you have for after the supermarkets run empty, to keep maintain a link to current society.
If you collect acorns, you can wash the tanin from them, before roasting and grinding like coffee beans. Acorn coffee. It doesn't taste like conventional coffee, but it grows in abundance throughout the UK.
NB. This was meant for Halloween, but I forgot to post it! So, just pretend it's still yesterday  |
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"round up the elderly as you can eat them once the food runs out
I'm so glad i don't live close to you  "
lol to be honest I would probably anyone if I was that hungry , other than my friends / family |
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"round up the elderly as you can eat them once the food runs out
Taste a bit sour I'd imagine 
who cares its a case of eat or die right "
Well if we have choice... there's plenty of plump children out there |
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"round up the elderly as you can eat them once the food runs out
Taste a bit sour I'd imagine
who cares its a case of eat or die right
Well if we have choice... there's plenty of plump children out there "
leave the mcdonalds generation kids out of this hahahaha |
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Get to a B&Q, use tools and supplies to fortify it against raiders and zombies, should have generators, solar panels, a garden centre to grow food.
And garden forks, axes, nail guns for attack & defence.
Use it as a hub for scouring the local area for tinned food and more survivors. |
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"round up the elderly as you can eat them once the food runs out
Taste a bit sour I'd imagine
who cares its a case of eat or die right
Well if we have choice... there's plenty of plump children out there
leave the mcdonalds generation kids out of this hahahaha"
Why? they won't be able to run very fast... it's easy pickings |
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"round up the elderly as you can eat them once the food runs out
Taste a bit sour I'd imagine
who cares its a case of eat or die right
Well if we have choice... there's plenty of plump children out there
leave the mcdonalds generation kids out of this hahahaha
Why? they won't be able to run very fast... it's easy pickings "
true and since all them burgers make 'em spotty and ginger too they'll (a) stand out like a sore thumb, and (b) if you can get 'em put the x-box controller down long enough they can pop pimples at oncoming zombies as a means of defence.... |
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Right. So. I’m pretty self-sufficient out where I live so the first thing to do is fortify the boundaries. There’s a lumber yard on the other side of the loch, so I’m good for supplies to do that. I already planned out which nearby locals I need on side. One of the farmers. The bloke who builds fences. The local butcher. The woman who runs the nursery up the road because she’s best with plants and growing food. So I kill off the closest neighbours - a necessary sacrifice because I need to bring all the useful, practical locals to come live within the compound we’re going to construct. And then we stay self-sufficient as a little gated community of non-zombies. Plenty of clean water from the burn. Grow our own veg, raise our own sheep and cattle. Shoot the occasional deer and rabbit that gets in over or under the stockade fencing. I reckon we could last a good few years that way.
What? I’ve thought about this before.
You mean you *don’t* have a zombie plan already? |
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"Right. So. I’m pretty self-sufficient out where I live so the first thing to do is fortify the boundaries. There’s a lumber yard on the other side of the loch, so I’m good for supplies to do that. I already planned out which nearby locals I need on side. One of the farmers. The bloke who builds fences. The local butcher. The woman who runs the nursery up the road because she’s best with plants and growing food. So I kill off the closest neighbours - a necessary sacrifice because I need to bring all the useful, practical locals to come live within the compound we’re going to construct. And then we stay self-sufficient as a little gated community of non-zombies. Plenty of clean water from the burn. Grow our own veg, raise our own sheep and cattle. Shoot the occasional deer and rabbit that gets in over or under the stockade fencing. I reckon we could last a good few years that way.
What? I’ve thought about this before.
You mean you *don’t* have a zombie plan already?"
I don't even have a fukin retirement plan |
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"...happened tomorrow. What little tips do you have for after the supermarkets run empty, to keep maintain a link to current society.
If you collect acorns, you can wash the tanin from them, before roasting and grinding like coffee beans. Acorn coffee. It doesn't taste like conventional coffee, but it grows in abundance throughout the UK.
NB. This was meant for Halloween, but I forgot to post it! So, just pretend it's still yesterday "
Proof, as usual, that a zombie apocalypse doesn't automatically follow Halloween! |
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"round up the elderly as you can eat them once the food runs out
Why pick oldies we have tougher meat better of with younger people 
Younger ones won't taste of leaking piss, either!"
elderly are less mobile/agile . so require less effort to hunt/round up ... risk vs reward right |
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"Right. So. I’m pretty self-sufficient out where I live so the first thing to do is fortify the boundaries. There’s a lumber yard on the other side of the loch, so I’m good for supplies to do that. I already planned out which nearby locals I need on side. One of the farmers. The bloke who builds fences. The local butcher. The woman who runs the nursery up the road because she’s best with plants and growing food. So I kill off the closest neighbours - a necessary sacrifice because I need to bring all the useful, practical locals to come live within the compound we’re going to construct. And then we stay self-sufficient as a little gated community of non-zombies. Plenty of clean water from the burn. Grow our own veg, raise our own sheep and cattle. Shoot the occasional deer and rabbit that gets in over or under the stockade fencing. I reckon we could last a good few years that way.
What? I’ve thought about this before.
You mean you *don’t* have a zombie plan already?"
now don't forget all the sewers and knitters - you'll need those too unless this little gated anti-zombie community of yours is a naturist one |
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over a year ago
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If you knock the stairs out in you house you can prevent zombies from getting you while you sleep safely upstairs. Just use a ladder/rope when you want to go up and down |
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If you're close to the sea then you have a ready supply of food in shellfish, crustaceans, fish and sea.
Never eat anything you aren't 100% sure of, especially mushrooms and berries.
Always double tap. |
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WAIT!
Nobodies asking - What Zombies are they?
Different fictions have different zombie rules.
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD - They’re fast intelligent & indestructible
ROMERO ZOMBIES - You have a fighting chance
28DAYS LATER - Kiss your arse goodbye |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"WAIT!
Nobodies asking - What Zombies are they?
Different fictions have different zombie rules.
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD - They’re fast intelligent & indestructible
ROMERO ZOMBIES - You have a fighting chance
28DAYS LATER - Kiss your arse goodbye "
GoT WHITE WALKERS - you'll have to kill the Night King. Hope you've got done Valyrian steel... |
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"WAIT!
Nobodies asking - What Zombies are they?
Different fictions have different zombie rules.
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD - They’re fast intelligent & indestructible
ROMERO ZOMBIES - You have a fighting chance
28DAYS LATER - Kiss your arse goodbye
GoT WHITE WALKERS - you'll have to kill the Night King. Hope you've got done Valyrian steel..."
World War Z - just kill yourself |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Every time I visit a castle or similar, I scope it out as a possible bolthole, post zombie apocalypse.
The alcazar and castle in Malaga are good. Water, orange trees, easily defendable, good views into the city below for safer raiding.
Lots of seafood. Even abandoned cruise ships in the port if the timing is right.
I could have original Picassos hanging in the rooms!
Gbat |
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"Every time I visit a castle or similar, I scope it out as a possible bolthole, post zombie apocalypse.
The alcazar and castle in Malaga are good. Water, orange trees, easily defendable, good views into the city below for safer raiding.
Lots of seafood. Even abandoned cruise ships in the port if the timing is right.
I could have original Picassos hanging in the rooms!
Gbat "
Ir you could have originals by talented artists instead. I'm pretty sure I could paint a figure and put a nose on the side of the head, add an extra hand etc 
I like the castle idea though. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"Or you could have originals by talented artists instead. I'm pretty sure I could paint a figure and put a nose on the side of the head, add an extra hand etc. "
But it’s his museum below the castle! Mind you, he did other stuff too, not just sideways noses.
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"* looks at gun safe * and the deer in the backyard.
Sharpens pointy stick and tells himself Americans are still living in the 18th century."
* Looks at the compound bow and the Barnett crossbows*. Safe to say they are there if I run out of ammo. Pre 18th century. |
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"* looks at gun safe * and the deer in the backyard.
Sharpens pointy stick and tells himself Americans are still living in the 18th century. * Looks at the compound bow and the Barnett crossbows*. Safe to say they are there if I run out of ammo. Pre 18th century. "
All else fails go to the atlaytl. |
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"Start fattening up your husband now so there will be lots of him to eat. "
I have a better chance with the general public. I tried he doesn't get fat.Damn him |
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"* looks at gun safe * and the deer in the backyard.
Sharpens pointy stick and tells himself Americans are still living in the 18th century. * Looks at the compound bow and the Barnett crossbows*. Safe to say they are there if I run out of ammo. Pre 18th century. "
I so want to go hunting with you! Adopt me please. |
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populated areas would be the first areas to be overrun, so get out the city, find a remote spot thats easily defendable. stock up on dried and non perishable foods, learn to live off the land as foods will run out. go scavenging to find tools, weapons etc. you can bet that the govt/military would bomb a city to wipe out a zombie outbreak, so another reason to get out into a remote area. |
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"populated areas would be the first areas to be overrun, so get out the city, find a remote spot thats easily defendable. stock up on dried and non perishable foods, learn to live off the land as foods will run out. go scavenging to find tools, weapons etc. you can bet that the govt/military would bomb a city to wipe out a zombie outbreak, so another reason to get out into a remote area."
* Country girl can survive " |
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