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Teach me how to be good at the sex!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We could all use a helping hand sometimes, but first I need some teachers….
What classes will you be holding?
We might also need some willing volunteers for the visual learners! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I volunteer for demonstrations but I need to learn of The Sex
I’m holding out to see which classes are being held before offering to volunteer   "
I didn't say which classes I'd attend and volunteer in. Put unless fumble around until the orgasm happens is a class that need teaching, I've got nothing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is someone covering cowgirl? I'm so shite at it.
I also need lessons! "
And if it comes with some sort of exercise plan all the better! Not convinced my occasional squats will be enough when a man gently suggests I get on top.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is someone covering cowgirl? I'm so shite at it.
I also need lessons!
Mooooooooooooooooo 
Oi, towel boy!!
Sorry.
Was just volunteering to be the cow......  "
Oh. I feel bad now. I thought you were calling me a cow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
And a partner or its just excitedly sitting up and down technically…"
Is that the first lesson?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is someone covering cowgirl? I'm so shite at it.
I also need lessons!
And if it comes with some sort of exercise plan all the better! Not convinced my occasional squats will be enough when a man gently suggests I get on top. "
I can do 30 seconds max!  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Making the coffee for participants and the strategic placing of towels......
Will there be tea as well? Some of us don’t like coffee "
Oh FFS...... 
As it's you....yes there'll be tea.
I'm shite at making it though so will probably taste rank.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is someone covering cowgirl? I'm so shite at it.
I also need lessons!
And if it comes with some sort of exercise plan all the better! Not convinced my occasional squats will be enough when a man gently suggests I get on top.
I can do 30 seconds max! "
Well that sounds fine! I could manage 30 seconds! If they want more, they're dreamin' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Making the coffee for participants and the strategic placing of towels......
Will there be tea as well? Some of us don’t like coffee
Oh FFS......
As it's you....yes there'll be tea.
I'm shite at making it though so will probably taste rank. "
I can make the tea's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
And a partner or its just excitedly sitting up and down technically…
Is that the first lesson??
Yes thats £50!!  "
I'm sure we can arrange some sort of skills trade? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Making the coffee for participants and the strategic placing of towels......
Will there be tea as well? Some of us don’t like coffee
Oh FFS......
As it's you....yes there'll be tea.
I'm shite at making it though so will probably taste rank. "
We need someone to make the tea. Obi is out! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Making the coffee for participants and the strategic placing of towels......
Will there be tea as well? Some of us don’t like coffee
Oh FFS......
As it's you....yes there'll be tea.
I'm shite at making it though so will probably taste rank.
We need someone to make the tea. Obi is out! "
Charming. No towels for you then.
I'll just sit in the corner folding them into chickens....  |
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"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
And a partner or its just excitedly sitting up and down technically…
Is that the first lesson??
Yes thats £50!!
I'm sure we can arrange some sort of skills trade? "
Oooh you saucy minx - you offering to grout my bathroom?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
And a partner or its just excitedly sitting up and down technically…
Is that the first lesson??
Yes thats £50!!
I'm sure we can arrange some sort of skills trade?
Oooh you saucy minx - you offering to grout my bathroom?? "
That's exactly what a saucy minx would offer to do! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Making the coffee for participants and the strategic placing of towels......
Will there be tea as well? Some of us don’t like coffee
Oh FFS......
As it's you....yes there'll be tea.
I'm shite at making it though so will probably taste rank.
We need someone to make the tea. Obi is out! "
Oh I can do tea and coffee, multitasking! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
*googles where to buy chaps and a lariat*
I have a cowboy hat. True story...  "
Picture or it didn't happen |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
*googles where to buy chaps and a lariat*
I have a cowboy hat. True story...
Picture or it didn't happen "
Later...... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
Ok that's my line when the next guy asks. Brilliant excuse!  "
I have all these things... just saying  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
*googles where to buy chaps and a lariat*
I have a cowboy hat. True story...
Picture or it didn't happen
Later...... "
That's what you always say  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Plenty of tutorial videos on the internet. My current favourite is lesbian anal squirting. HTH. "
Currently my favourite is all male gangbangs... takes all sorts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am still the expert in Friendzoning 101. Got someone you fancy and want to get naked with? They'll never know by the time you've finished this course
J"
I think I’ve already graduated from this class |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
Ok that's my line when the next guy asks. Brilliant excuse!
I have all these things... just saying "
Damn it!!! Perhaps he will be so turned on by the costume he will come in the 30 seconds before my thighs give out?? |
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"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
Ok that's my line when the next guy asks. Brilliant excuse!
I have all these things... just saying
Damn it!!! Perhaps he will be so turned on by the costume he will come in the 30 seconds before my thighs give out??"
I’ll cum immediately if you whisper -Ive grouted that bathroom…. In my ear!!  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
Ok that's my line when the next guy asks. Brilliant excuse!
I have all these things... just saying
Damn it!!! Perhaps he will be so turned on by the costume he will come in the 30 seconds before my thighs give out??"
That's always the way! |
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"I think I’ve already graduated from this class "
I have an idea. Pop down to Glasgow and we can broadcast a live video demonstration on how to climb out of the friendzone, one step at a time. It’d be for the greater good of everyone on the forums. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
Ok that's my line when the next guy asks. Brilliant excuse!
I have all these things... just saying
Damn it!!! Perhaps he will be so turned on by the costume he will come in the 30 seconds before my thighs give out??
I’ll cum immediately if you whisper -Ive grouted that bathroom…. In my ear!! "
I can whisper it. It would be a lie but no change there, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
Ok that's my line when the next guy asks. Brilliant excuse!
I have all these things... just saying
Damn it!!! Perhaps he will be so turned on by the costume he will come in the 30 seconds before my thighs give out??
That's always the way!"
The voice of experience!  |
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"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
Ok that's my line when the next guy asks. Brilliant excuse!
I have all these things... just saying
Damn it!!! Perhaps he will be so turned on by the costume he will come in the 30 seconds before my thighs give out??
I’ll cum immediately if you whisper -Ive grouted that bathroom…. In my ear!!
I can whisper it. It would be a lie but no change there, right? "
D’oh - just cum… you scarlet woman!! Iff to check my grouting!! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Cowgirl only works if you've a hat, chaps, boots and a lariat
Ok that's my line when the next guy asks. Brilliant excuse!
I have all these things... just saying
Damn it!!! Perhaps he will be so turned on by the costume he will come in the 30 seconds before my thighs give out??
That's always the way!
The voice of experience! "
I do have a rep to protect |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'll have lessons on easing your sexual partner's constant need to be told they're amazing, and working out the cost/benefit ratio of soothing fragile ego versus not fucking bothering."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll volunteer to teach reverse cowgirl.
It's much easier than reverse parking ladies........
*runs and hides under a pile of towels and coffee "
Let me borrow your hat and you can teach me |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'll volunteer to teach reverse cowgirl.
It's much easier than reverse parking ladies........
*runs and hides under a pile of towels and coffee
Let me borrow your hat and you can teach me"
Ooh now there's an offer......I'm digging it out later for a new photo as it happens. |
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Oooh!
I'm pretty good at anticipation! Really I promise!
That whole building up tension thing with flirting face to face, the whole turning on thing while whispering in their ear and pulling their hair a little, making them want me. I'm good at that! |
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This is request rather than an idea...
Other than swapping roles, I'd like to know what women do movement wise either during missionary and on top (preferably so my legs don't give up after 5 minutes)
I'd be happy to teach some BDSM for beginners. Little bit of punishment/impact play and aftercare.
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"This is request rather than an idea...
Other than swapping roles, I'd like to know what women do movement wise either during missionary and on top (preferably so my legs don't give up after 5 minutes)
I'd be happy to teach some BDSM for beginners. Little bit of punishment/impact play and aftercare.
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I'd like to learn about the aftercare. Would prefer to watch than partake though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any scissoring classes?
Mrs
We can learn together!
I don't know how to scissor! I'll watch "
what's scissoring? Is it important? I'm too old for new tricks godamnnit (sob) |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Any scissoring classes?
Mrs
We can learn together!
I don't know how to scissor! I'll watch
what's scissoring? Is it important? I'm too old for new tricks godamnnit (sob)"
It is when a lady and a lady love each other very much... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any scissoring classes?
Mrs
We can learn together!
I don't know how to scissor! I'll watch
what's scissoring? Is it important? I'm too old for new tricks godamnnit (sob)
It is when a lady and a lady love each other very much... "
Oh..oh the ghey! Gotcha. At ease.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'll volunteer to teach reverse cowgirl.
It's much easier than reverse parking ladies........
*runs and hides under a pile of towels and coffee
Let me borrow your hat and you can teach me"
Found my hat. It was hanging around where I least expected to find it..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll volunteer to teach reverse cowgirl.
It's much easier than reverse parking ladies........
*runs and hides under a pile of towels and coffee
Let me borrow your hat and you can teach me
Found my hat. It was hanging around where I least expected to find it..... "
You appear to be wearing it wrong, pass it here and I’ll show you the right way |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'll volunteer to teach reverse cowgirl.
It's much easier than reverse parking ladies........
*runs and hides under a pile of towels and coffee
Let me borrow your hat and you can teach me
Found my hat. It was hanging around where I least expected to find it.....
You appear to be wearing it wrong, pass it here and I’ll show you the right way"
If I open the camper door and fling it then it'll probably blow all the way up there in no time.... |
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"I'll volunteer to teach reverse cowgirl.
It's much easier than reverse parking ladies........
*runs and hides under a pile of towels and coffee
Let me borrow your hat and you can teach me
Found my hat. It was hanging around where I least expected to find it.....
You appear to be wearing it wrong, pass it here and I’ll show you the right way
If I open the camper door and fling it then it'll probably blow all the way up there in no time.... "
That visual made me laugh |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'll volunteer to teach reverse cowgirl.
It's much easier than reverse parking ladies........
*runs and hides under a pile of towels and coffee
Let me borrow your hat and you can teach me
Found my hat. It was hanging around where I least expected to find it.....
You appear to be wearing it wrong, pass it here and I’ll show you the right way
If I open the camper door and fling it then it'll probably blow all the way up there in no time....
That visual made me laugh "
It's accurate....trust me. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Can anyone help with the "hug..........and roll"
Is that like the 'alligator fuckhouse' ? 
I do not believe it is. "
Ah. Soz. Spent too much time on the good old Urban Dictionary last night. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"We could all use a helping hand sometimes, but first I need some teachers….
What classes will you be holding?
We might also need some willing volunteers for the visual learners! "
I imagine you already know |
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"Can anyone help with the "hug..........and roll"
Is that like the 'alligator fuckhouse' ?
I do not believe it is.
Ah. Soz. Spent too much time on the good old Urban Dictionary last night. "
I clearly spent too much time watching Friends. |
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