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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Stick the slow cooker on before you go work. When you get home, hey presto, the house smells homely and the dinner is ready to go"
Best state that food must be added too, you know for the types of people that are the reason we have "do not drink" warnings on bleach. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away 
….unless you’re scoffing cooking apples raw that is, whereupon you will likely experience an impressive bout of the shits and may require to seek a doctor."
Follow up suggestion. Don't seek said doctor on fab. One may exist, but that's even riskier than eating the apples in the first place. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Take things slowly at first. Find what is comfortable for you and build up gradually. As you gain confidence quicken the pace.
When you feel you are ready (you’ll know when) go for it. "
But that requires me to pay atre tion. Can somebody else not just tell me when? |
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over a year ago
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away
….unless you’re scoffing cooking apples raw that is, whereupon you will likely experience an impressive bout of the shits and may require to seek a doctor."
Given that they're likely to be toffee apples today, a trip to the dentist might be in order. |
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"Meet me for sex!
(I haven't decided who this is for yet)
I may regret this, but I'm out.
Privately turning me down is one thing but publicly!!!"
Sorry. It's just I hate being plan B. I want to be someone's plan A |
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"Stick the slow cooker on before you go work. When you get home, hey presto, the house smells homely and the dinner is ready to go
Best state that food must be added too, you know for the types of people that are the reason we have "do not drink" warnings on bleach. "
Yes!
If you're reading this, add diced beef, vegetables of your choice and some herbs and spices. Don't forget a splash of rouge |
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"Meet me for sex!
(I haven't decided who this is for yet)
I may regret this, but I'm out.
Privately turning me down is one thing but publicly!!!
Sorry. It's just I hate being plan B. I want to be someone's plan A"
I personally wouldn't mind to be even plan C at the moment.
Might transform back to a man with self esteem at some point I hope. |
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"Meet me for sex!
(I haven't decided who this is for yet)
I may regret this, but I'm out.
Privately turning me down is one thing but publicly!!!
Sorry. It's just I hate being plan B. I want to be someone's plan A
I personally wouldn't mind to be even plan C at the moment.
Might transform back to a man with self esteem at some point I hope."
Forget your celibate Tuesdays and have a wank. It'll clear your head  |
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"Meet me for sex!
(I haven't decided who this is for yet)
I may regret this, but I'm out.
Privately turning me down is one thing but publicly!!!
Sorry. It's just I hate being plan B. I want to be someone's plan A
I personally wouldn't mind to be even plan C at the moment.
Might transform back to a man with self esteem at some point I hope.
Forget your celibate Tuesdays and have a wank. It'll clear your head "
I had the best one yesterday.
Even made a thread about it.
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"Take things slowly at first. Find what is comfortable for you and build up gradually. As you gain confidence quicken the pace.
When you feel you are ready (you’ll know when) go for it.
But that requires me to pay atre tion. Can somebody else not just tell me when? "
Yes they can but it’s unlikely that they will.
Maybe I should add a rider:
Pay attention. |
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