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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Wat best msg to say first off lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Hey slut. Wanna fuck?

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By *abrielle43Woman  over a year ago

Kildare

Full words and even full sentences are a good way to start.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan  over a year ago

chester

How are you ?

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By *abrielle43Woman  over a year ago

Kildare

Sending friend requests to people in other countries is not

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over

Hey

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

E

Mrs

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

FAK?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'You free now?'

Nailed on to work

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"FAK? "

Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Can I ride you like Shergar? Sure fire winner

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

They never is. even with a face picture

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By *ink vixenCouple  over a year ago

Medway

Something more than hows yous

Adult spelling and reasonable grammar work well for us.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?"

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan  over a year ago

louth

Wuu2

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”"

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"FAK?

Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?"

Fancy a Knobbing

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one"

Yes I do... fak could also be fancy a kiss? In which case yes I do lol

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one

Yes I do... fak could also be fancy a kiss? In which case yes I do lol"

That's too tame to be FAK

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Something more than hows yous

Adult spelling and reasonable grammar work well for us. "

That is very true my apologies

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By *apt80Man  over a year ago

St Helens

Are any of these messages actually proven to work though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One fist or two?

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one

Yes I do... fak could also be fancy a kiss? In which case yes I do lol

That's too tame to be FAK"

Fancy a kebab?

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By *ynecplCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

For us it is not the opening message that it is important it is what follows.

A simple "hello" will get a response but if follow up messages are one or two words the we will delete and ignore.

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By *heitaliandreamerMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"Hey slut. Wanna fuck?"

I hope you are joking

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By *entle_lover_xMan  over a year ago

Great Dunmow


"Wat best msg to say first off lol"

I've read through your profile and.......[insert something relevant and interesting - "wow nice tits" doesn't count]

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"FAK?

Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

Fancy a Knobbing"

Of course it does silly me!

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one

Yes I do... fak could also be fancy a kiss? In which case yes I do lol

That's too tame to be FAK

Fancy a kebab? "

All these work.

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By *allkinkynerdMan  over a year ago

Consett

Girl what that mouth do?

Wyd?

You up?

*reference to something on their profile* haha and then what?

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple  over a year ago

Rotherham

Great breasts hun

Meet now

I’d actually be willing to pay you

That pot noodle looks nice

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By *heelerMan  over a year ago

Northants


"Hey slut. Wanna fuck?"

Snap i was going to put that.

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By *allndarkMan  over a year ago

Dalbeattie


"Hey slut. Wanna fuck?"

I liked this lol

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By *inky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich

Hi!

Do you like M & M's ?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I've read through your profile and.......[insert something relevant and interesting - "wow nice tits" doesn't count]"

But what if she *does* have really, really, really nice tits? What then?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one

Yes I do... fak could also be fancy a kiss? In which case yes I do lol

That's too tame to be FAK"

True

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

McDonald’s?

I’d reply to it.

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Hey fancy buying me lunch and I'll let you play with my willy

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By *hromosexualsCouple  over a year ago

Near Abercynon


"

Fancy a kebab? "

That's very likely to work. Starving.

Mr

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"McDonald’s?

I’d reply to it. "

McFlurry?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something sarcastic and slightly insulting.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"McDonald’s?

I’d reply to it.

McFlurry? "

Oh now you’re just spoiling me

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Nice cock can I suck it?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nice cock can I suck it?

Mrs "

I’m using this one

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

I want you in my mouth. Now.

Never fails.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/10/23 22:09:01]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want you in my mouth. Now.

Never fails. "

mm try it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wat best msg to say first off lol"

Ooh this wins hands down..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmmmm you would love my role play..

Mmmmm sex with me have you repeating

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go for maximum levels of insulting language. Treat them like that one teacher you've always hated that you wish you could say anything too! Remember, if they don't respond in 2 minutes, report them for timewasting! Extra advice includes atleast a minimum of 12 dick pics from similar angles.

Either that or just a "FAF" or "Meet now".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Darling I read your profile. Can we meet.. Mines says no meeting.

Can I drown my sorrows no messages back syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is your mum free tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll send the Bentley to collect you

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By *irestorm81Man  over a year ago

Richmond/Harrogate

[Removed by poster at 28/10/23 22:19:32]

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By *irestorm81Man  over a year ago

Richmond/Harrogate

“Would you rather have to drive a steam roller to work every day or bath an angry octopus who uses lots of bubble bath when you get home every day?”

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By *rMonkeyMan  over a year ago

Somewhere

I sent one asking of they liked unsolicited duck pics, with a picture of a rubber duck attached. That resulted in many meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mmmmmm you would love my role play..

Mmmmm sex with me have you repeating "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mmmmmm you would love my role play..

Mmmmm sex with me have you repeating "

becs msg me

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By *andy CanesWoman  over a year ago

south

Wat u up 2

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By *sxxxWoman  over a year ago

leeds

"Why are you ignoring me?"

I didn't know I was but I am now ...

***And delete***

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

i was putting the bins out for collection and i noticed your profile was attached to the top.

so you are rubbish, always have been, always will be. nothing but crap unwanted rubbish better for us all that you left in the next dustcart.

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By *ongueTwistererMan  over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

How about domin-oh-hoo-hoo works every time

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Nigerian prince requests your discretion.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Madam; might I entreat thee to allow myself to bounce upon thy wondrous mons pubis?’

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Shufty thee to me for a five finger knuckle shuffle and a packet of bacon frazzles

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By *jj2012Man  over a year ago

Barry

Do you not remember me

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Hey slut. Wanna fuck?

I hope you are joking"

Why?

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Shufty thee to me for a five finger knuckle shuffle and a packet of bacon frazzles "

If there's Frazzles I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck me I am good.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will you lick my farts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *tudentForFunMan  over a year ago

Craigavon

Will you lick my farts has killed me haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i was putting the bins out for collection and i noticed your profile was attached to the top.

so you are rubbish, always have been, always will be. nothing but crap unwanted rubbish better for us all that you left in the next dustcart."

Who that directed to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will you lick my farts has killed me haha"

Better give you cpr haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one"

Nice

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

"Wuu2, FAF?" Works every time

LvM

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

My willy is feeling silly

That actually got a response once genuinely. Some crazies on here!

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By *lendermanMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

"You look like you'd make a great single mum"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""You look like you'd make a great single mum""

Who?

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By *hagTonightMan  over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Do you have an inhaler? You just took my breath away

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Care to partake in the act of "the beast with two backs": thus ensuing thine release of my man fat, betix yon bosom?

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