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Right; a quick one: Have you ever added tomato ketchup to roast dinner?
Perhaps you enjoy salad cream with your greens?
Or maybe yet, you love nothing more than Branston Pickle with beans on toast?
You get the gist of this thread, right?
Yes indeed; Simply fess up all your bizarre condiment/food combinations and brace yourself for almost certain ridicule by other members on here 
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I tried to put ketchup on Veal the first time I had it as a kid: 15 I think.
The girl's dad: French family from Paris - went ballistic.
There's a long back story, but yeah I think that's a faux Pas especially as he was French. |
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"Salad cream on my scrambled eggs always gets a weird look from others
Tinder "
Oh I like to make tuna with salad cream instead of mayo sometimes! People look at me weird too |
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I’ve recommended it before on here and I’ll do so again: Peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches.
It’s heavenly, it’s even better than sex and will bestow true and immediate spiritual enlightenment upon you when you eat it  (possibly)
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I love extra mature cheese inside my coffee. I let it melt and “drink” it after drinking my coffee.
I used to eat pineapple with ketchup.
I do put ketchup on a roast dinner if it pork.
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"I love extra mature cheese inside my coffee. I let it melt and “drink” it after drinking my coffee.
I used to eat pineapple with ketchup.
I do put ketchup on a roast dinner if it pork.
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Cheese and coffee has to be a wind up surely?  |
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"I’ve recommended it before on here and I’ll do so again: Peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches.
It’s heavenly, it’s even better than sex and will bestow true and immediate spiritual enlightenment upon you when you eat it (possibly)
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This sounds so wrong that I have to try it now |
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I will have vinegar on everything only exception being a cooked breakfast.
Used to get a lot of stick for putting tartare sauce in cheese and bacon sandwiches but as I used to say don't knock it till you've tried it. |
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"Why do you need sauce if you have proper gravy??"
Because what improves a sauce? Adding another sauce of course.
And there I was thinking you were an open minded swinger  |
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"K has ketchup with baked beans. He tells me this is normal.
I like to slip a bit of Branston between the egg and the sausage of a Scotch egg. I'm not sure he knows this about me yet
C"
Why does “slip a bit of Branston” sound erotic?
Ok I need help |
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"I’ve recommended it before on here and I’ll do so again: Peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches.
It’s heavenly, it’s even better than sex and will bestow true and immediate spiritual enlightenment upon you when you eat it (possibly)
This sounds so wrong that I have to try it now"
I’m doing this tomorrow. I can’t not . |
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"K has ketchup with baked beans. He tells me this is normal.
I like to slip a bit of Branston between the egg and the sausage of a Scotch egg. I'm not sure he knows this about me yet
C
Why does “slip it into a bit of Branston” sound erotic?
Ok I need help "
Because that’s what you said in your smutty mind? |
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"K has ketchup with baked beans. He tells me this is normal.
I like to slip a bit of Branston between the egg and the sausage of a Scotch egg. I'm not sure he knows this about me yet
C
Why does “slip it into a bit of Branston” sound erotic?
Ok I need help
Because that’s what you said in your smutty mind? "
True |
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"I love extra mature cheese inside my coffee. I let it melt and “drink” it after drinking my coffee.
I used to eat pineapple with ketchup.
I do put ketchup on a roast dinner if it pork.
Cheese and coffee has to be a wind up surely? "
Not at all a wind up. I honestly love this. I thought for ages I was the only one who ever did this. I’ve been drinking coffee since before ten years old. Mostly milk with drops of coffee, mind, but always with cheese melted in it.
A few years ago, I discovered in some countries people do this with hot chocolate. That I find absolutely disturbing. |
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