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I need to send a first message....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But he's ever so posh. I'm scared I'll sound too common.
Give me your best posh first message.
And no you can't ask your butler to do it.
I'll be back later to read the replies.
Toodle pip. |
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Dear Sir,
I am writing to enquire as to the likely levels of inclination for you allowing my soft lips to wrap around your most magnificent shaft.
Please respond only with expressive pictures of your penis with googly eye and top hat accessories. Words don't do it for me.
Most gracious regards,
That common slut  |
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By *B6969Man
over a year ago
bath |
Good day I hope this message finds you well,
I was hoping that you would be willing to indulge in so jolly good after hour frolicking around! A reply to consent to this would be spiffing so good day to you chap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Sir,
I am writing to enquire as to the likely levels of inclination for you allowing my soft lips to wrap around your most magnificent shaft.
Please respond only with expressive pictures of your penis with googly eye and top hat accessories. Words don't do it for me.
Most gracious regards,
That common slut "
This even gave me fanny flutters!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello there dear gentleman I was looking over your profile and it peaked my interest
Was scared to message you as you seem a bit posh and I am a bit commen but none the less
I was just wondering if I could give you a posh wank with my lady bits  |
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"Dear Sir,
I am writing to enquire as to the likely levels of inclination for you allowing my soft lips to wrap around your most magnificent shaft.
Please respond only with expressive pictures of your penis with googly eye and top hat accessories. Words don't do it for me.
Most gracious regards,
That common slut "
Please send this!
Mrs |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Dear Sir,
I am writing to enquire as to the likely levels of inclination for you allowing my soft lips to wrap around your most magnificent shaft.
Please respond only with expressive pictures of your penis with googly eye and top hat accessories. Words don't do it for me.
Most gracious regards,
That common slut
This even gave me fanny flutters!!!! "
And me!  though that's also because of the sender too |
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"Dear Sir,
I am writing to enquire as to the likely levels of inclination for you allowing my soft lips to wrap around your most magnificent shaft.
Please respond only with expressive pictures of your penis with googly eye and top hat accessories. Words don't do it for me.
Most gracious regards,
That common slut "
Right, I'm off to google for retailers of miniature top hats and monocles!
J |
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"Dear Sir,
I am writing to enquire as to the likely levels of inclination for you allowing my soft lips to wrap around your most magnificent shaft.
Please respond only with expressive pictures of your penis with googly eye and top hat accessories. Words don't do it for me.
Most gracious regards,
That common slut "
Another vote for using this one. |
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There ain’t no posh people on fab.
Them’s all common ay they?
Just say :-
“Aroight bab
How am yow doin? I think yow’m bostin’. I do arf fancy ya. I reckon yow un me would’n arf gerron crackin’ loike.”
(Autocorrect did not like that one little bit) |
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"Right, I'm off to google for retailers of miniature top hats and monocles!
J"
I'm already pretty determined to see what that edible glitter tastes like.
But I'm not going to say no to a top hat and monocle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Salutations, I pen my epistle in the hope of your treasured company at the finest Tea Shoppe of your choice forthwith. Ever yours, PW"
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I felt Nero's spirit as I wrote that!  |
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
Posh!!!!
Bollox.
No one is borne posh, in fact the word doesn't stand for what people associate the word with.
For heavens sake, embrace your normality and just write him a brief note.....
NOW. !! |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Dear Sir,
I am writing to enquire as to the likely levels of inclination for you allowing my soft lips to wrap around your most magnificent shaft.
Please respond only with expressive pictures of your penis with googly eye and top hat accessories. Words don't do it for me.
Most gracious regards,
That common slut
Another vote for using this one."
And another vote for this one  (might use it myself!  ) |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Agree with Meli on this one.
The posh'uns love a bit of rough.
They may want to take you home to piss Mummy off though."
Ha! Yes.
Just be you PW. The poshest person I know on here (who makes me sound like I'm from Luton l) is an absolute sweetheart and doesn't have a snobby bone in his body. |
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"I love that everyone thinks this is real and not just an entertaining thread starter
J
What? You mean.... "
Sorry, my mistake! 
You just be yourself PW. He will fap himself silly to get a first message from you! 
J |
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My Dearest Fabber
I find myself moved to inquire upon a matter of great intimacy. Might I be so bold as to ask if your heart and intentions are inclined towards a deeper connection, one that transcends the boundaries of mere courtship? My undergarment longs for a profound union, and I wonder if your sentiments echo mine. Pray, share your thoughts on this delicate matter.
Yours sincerely,
PW |
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Dearest blue-eyed boy,
I find myself an ardent admirer of your profile, and it is with great enthusiasm that I seek to establish a more profound acquaintance, with the potential for an auspicious meeting.
With great anticipation,
Petite Woman |
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"But he's ever so posh. I'm scared I'll sound too common.
Give me your best posh first message.
And no you can't ask your butler to do it.
I'll be back later to read the replies.
Toodle pip. "
If he is really posh rather than affected, he will have the good manners to respond to whatever you send with grace and consideration. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use:
“Alright my loverrrrrr, when is this dicking taking place then? This axewound *points in direction of vagina* won’t sharpen itself”"
Now why did I read that in a Somerset accent and not a Welsh one? |
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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago
From the land of haribos. |
"Is it a man ? Just say Hi.
Or even remove the word Hi and send the dot “.”
It’s a message to a man on here , there’s a high he’ll be grateful and instantly fall in love with you.
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This. I was about to say the same, just a hi message would be good too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I use:
“Alright my loverrrrrr, when is this dicking taking place then? This axewound *points in direction of vagina* won’t sharpen itself”"
This really made me laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Agree with Meli on this one.
The posh'uns love a bit of rough.
They may want to take you home to piss Mummy off though.
Ha! Yes.
Just be you PW. The poshest person I know on here (who makes me sound like I'm from Luton l) is an absolute sweetheart and doesn't have a snobby bone in his body."
How could you ever possibly sound like you're from Luton?? 
I'm not having that at all. Impossible! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking something "upstairs/downstairs" maybe you could offer to serve him in his quarters? Ask which wing his bedroom is in, does he need a turn down service, bed warmer...
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I like this idea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Sir,
I am writing to enquire as to the likely levels of inclination for you allowing my soft lips to wrap around your most magnificent shaft.
Please respond only with expressive pictures of your penis with googly eye and top hat accessories. Words don't do it for me.
Most gracious regards,
That common slut "
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There ain’t no posh people on fab.
Them’s all common ay they?
Just say :-
“Aroight bab
How am yow doin? I think yow’m bostin’. I do arf fancy ya. I reckon yow un me would’n arf gerron crackin’ loike.”
(Autocorrect did not like that one little bit)"
Made me laugh too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Agree with Meli on this one.
The posh'uns love a bit of rough.
They may want to take you home to piss Mummy off though.
Ha! Yes.
Just be you PW. The poshest person I know on here (who makes me sound like I'm from Luton l) is an absolute sweetheart and doesn't have a snobby bone in his body."
And what's wrong with Luton? If it's alright for Lorraine Chase and Stacey Dooley it cant be that bad! |
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"But he's ever so posh. I'm scared I'll sound too common.
Give me your best posh first message.
And no you can't ask your butler to do it.
I'll be back later to read the replies.
Toodle pip. "
Hello how the devil are you tally ho i was rather amused to hear that you find me attractive, would you consider giving me one behind the bike shed at ASDA doodo do do |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Just express yourself normally, in decent English. Genuinely "Posh" people dont speak like they've swallowed a thesaurus. They're more likely to express their social status with a casual attitude to having staff, spending money and attending exclusive establishments.
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"Dearest blue-eyed boy,
I find myself an ardent admirer of your profile, and it is with great enthusiasm that I seek to establish a more profound acquaintance, with the potential for an auspicious meeting.
With great anticipation,
Petite Woman"
I might just use this as a copy and paste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Dearest [Posh Man's Name],
In the shadowy realm of silent admiration, my heart and loins finds themselves ensnared by your captivating presence. From afar, I have observed your noble countenance and the grace with which you move through this world, and I am utterly entranced.
The radiance of your intellect, like a brilliant gem, has cast a luminous spell upon my soul. Your laughter through that perfectly cropped beard, a symphony of delight, echoes in the chambers of my heart, creating melodies only my spirit can fathom.
The allure of your kindness and the gentleness in your brown eyes are as a fragrant bouquet in the garden of my desires, and I long to lose myself amidst its petals. To imagine our hands entwined, lost in the labyrinth of time, is a reverie that enchants my every thought.
Though concealed by a veil of secrecy, my ardor burns with the intensity of a thousand suns. I pen this letter, a clandestine confession of the affection that dances within the deepest recesses of my klunge.
May destiny's whims someday align our paths, and may the stars conspire to reveal the identity of your ardent admirer. Until that moment, I remain, ever in silent devotion.
Yours in Absentia,
PW |
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well it's definitely not me then! 
its what I use for all my intro messages 
*Swoons* Be still my throbbing phallus! 