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You're horny - so what?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think maybe they do it in case anyone suddenly thinks ‘oh good, I’ll give them one’

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By *iss-boobsWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

I think everyone on here is horny as fuck and would enjoy more and more sex if on offer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think everyone on here is horny as fuck and would enjoy more and more sex if on offer"

I beg to differ

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"I think maybe they do it in case anyone suddenly thinks ‘oh good, I’ll give them one’

Yeah especially when they are just passing through my town and need their balls emptying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think maybe they do it in case anyone suddenly thinks ‘oh good, I’ll give them one’

Agree 100% I think they are looking for a quick fuck and not a meaningful one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think maybe they do it in case anyone suddenly thinks ‘oh good, I’ll give them one’

But does anyone? Anyone who has a "I'm so horny" local update gets a block from me. Am I the horny Grinch?

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"I think maybe they do it in case anyone suddenly thinks ‘oh good, I’ll give them one’

But does anyone? Anyone who has a "I'm so horny" local update gets a block from me. Am I the horny Grinch?

No, I tend to block if they regularly have horny or balls full etc on their status.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

In fairness I've seen women say the same

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I want the state of arousal where I feel like I NEED sex.

I can't see how being in that state of arousal fits in with messaging.

This why if I sext I end up having long pauses.

It's hard being primal there's only so many times you can press

and even then it can be a challenge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think everyone on here is horny as fuck and would enjoy more and more sex if on offer"

Are you horny as fuck and how would people know that you are?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

In fairness I've seen women say the same

You will often hear me saying it, I love sex that’s why I’m here, enjoy and yes I’m horny a lot

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By *hunkyBuggaMan over a year ago

Devon

It’s just a status…. Yes I think it’s for attention but isn’t every status looking to get people to read your page? If not and it’s just you posting what you feel then what does it matter?

I am sure they may well be horny, and may well hope someone whips by and sorts them out.

But if post ‘I want lemon meringue now’ I wouldn’t expect people to come and deliver me one!

Ps - if you do want to come and deliver me one I’d be grateful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone say lemon meringue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think maybe they do it in case anyone suddenly thinks ‘oh good, I’ll give them one’

Yeah especially when they are just passing through my town and need their balls emptying

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I hate the passing through messages!

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By *iss-boobsWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

"I think everyone on here is horny as fuck and would enjoy more and more sex if on offer

Are you horny as fuck and how would people know that you are?

I wouldn't be on here if I wasn't thinking about sex and imagining a nice thick cock stretch my pussy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm always horny but am constantly "cock blocked by life" I have the week off work this week so i bought some expensive razors that looked pretty to "cut back the hedge" sadly they were as blunt as a cunt now my downstairs looks like I've been enjoying a finger threesome with Freddy Krugger and Edward scissor hands.

Plus side, at least it has a Halloween aesthetic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

In fairness I've seen women say the same

My OP doesn't mention which sex...

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By *hunkyBuggaMan over a year ago

Devon

"Someone say lemon meringue

Yes me…. Do you have one? I WANT your pie, I NEED your pie

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

They think it’s dial a fuck. “Need a woman to sit on my face now.” Great. I’ll just consult the schedule and send someone round for you now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone say lemon meringue

Yes me…. Do you have one? I WANT your pie, I NEED your pie

Omg I love it when you talk dirty to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think everyone on here is horny as fuck and would enjoy more and more sex if on offer

Are you horny as fuck and how would people know that you are?

I wouldn't be on here if I wasn't thinking about sex and imagining a nice thick cock stretch my pussy. "

I'm asking if you advertise that, though? Not just thinking it.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Someone say lemon meringue

Is it that easy?! I could really go for one of those right now.

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"I think maybe they do it in case anyone suddenly thinks ‘oh good, I’ll give them one’

It nearly worked

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By *iss-boobsWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

"I think everyone on here is horny as fuck and would enjoy more and more sex if on offer

Are you horny as fuck and how would people know that you are?

I wouldn't be on here if I wasn't thinking about sex and imagining a nice thick cock stretch my pussy.

I'm asking if you advertise that, though? Not just thinking it.

No I don't tell people I just am horny

I would to ask lots of thinks in my status but it's appropriate so I keep it to myself

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By *hunkyBuggaMan over a year ago

Devon

"Someone say lemon meringue

Yes me…. Do you have one? I WANT your pie, I NEED your pie

Omg I love it when you talk dirty to me

It’s so sweet yet tangy and covered in cream! Bit burnt on the bottom but I can let it slide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because we need the sex.

Life is the sex.

People are the sex.

Without sex what are we? Apart from nuns.

Deep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone say lemon meringue

Is it that easy?! I could really go for one of those right now. "

3 way with me and chunky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think maybe they do it in case anyone suddenly thinks ‘oh good, I’ll give them one’

It nearly worked

So, just the tip?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because we need the sex.

Life is the sex.

People are the sex.

Without sex what are we? Apart from nuns.

Deep."

Is that last bit telling me how you want it?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Someone say lemon meringue

Is it that easy?! I could really go for one of those right now.

3 way with me and chunky?"

Fuck it, I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Because we need the sex.

Life is the sex.

People are the sex.

Without sex what are we? Apart from nuns.

Deep."

Without broadcasting our horniness, what are we? Deeper!

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By *hunkyBuggaMan over a year ago

Devon

"Someone say lemon meringue

Is it that easy?! I could really go for one of those right now.

3 way with me and chunky?

Fuck it, I’m in. "

Bring your own spoon though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Because we need the sex.

Life is the sex.

People are the sex.

Without sex what are we? Apart from nuns.

Deep.

Is that last bit telling me how you want it?

I see, we've moved on to innuendo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think everyone on here is horny as fuck and would enjoy more and more sex if on offer

Are you horny as fuck and how would people know that you are?

I wouldn't be on here if I wasn't thinking about sex and imagining a nice thick cock stretch my pussy.

I'm asking if you advertise that, though? Not just thinking it.

No I don't tell people I just am horny

I would to ask lots of thinks in my status but it's appropriate so I keep it to myself "

Do you think you'd get inundated as well? I feel uncomfortable about stating my needs so publicly. Thus the thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think maybe they do it in case anyone suddenly thinks ‘oh good, I’ll give them one’

Agree 100% I think they are looking for a quick fuck and not a meaningful one "

What would someone say if they wanted a meaningful fuck (out of interest)

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Someone say lemon meringue

Is it that easy?! I could really go for one of those right now.

3 way with me and chunky?

Fuck it, I’m in.

Bring your own spoon though!"

I don’t need a spoon.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan over a year ago

Devon

"Someone say lemon meringue

Is it that easy?! I could really go for one of those right now.

3 way with me and chunky?

Fuck it, I’m in.

Bring your own spoon though!

I don’t need a spoon. "

GOL

(Growled out loud)

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Someone say lemon meringue

I’m feeling frivolous - let’s see what happens shall we?

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I'm always horny but am constantly "cock blocked by life" I have the week off work this week so i bought some expensive razors that looked pretty to "cut back the hedge" sadly they were as blunt as a cunt now my downstairs looks like I've been enjoying a finger threesome with Freddy Krugger and Edward scissor hands.

Plus side, at least it has a Halloween aesthetic "

This message wins the forum today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because we need the sex.

Life is the sex.

People are the sex.

Without sex what are we? Apart from nuns.

Deep.

Is that last bit telling me how you want it?

I see, we've moved on to innuendo

Sorry, I'm horny so it's all I can think about

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Because we need the sex.

Life is the sex.

People are the sex.

Without sex what are we? Apart from nuns.

Deep.

Is that last bit telling me how you want it?

I see, we've moved on to innuendo

Sorry, I'm horny so it's all I can think about

Oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone say lemon meringue

Is it that easy?! I could really go for one of those right now.

3 way with me and chunky?

Fuck it, I’m in.

Bring your own spoon though!

I don’t need a spoon. "

She knows

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

Well I now have lots of offers to fetch lemon meringue pie (and one for key lime) so give it a go.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

Well I now have lots of offers to fetch lemon meringue pie (and one for key lime) so give it a go. "

Ey up! I missed a trick there; can I add a PS to my status? ‘I NEED cheesecake asap!’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

Well I now have lots of offers to fetch lemon meringue pie (and one for key lime) so give it a go. "

Can I have a summer pudding please. Failing that, bread and butter pudding.

Who needs sex even you can have pudding?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

Well I now have lots of offers to fetch lemon meringue pie (and one for key lime) so give it a go.

Can I have a summer pudding please. Failing that, bread and butter pudding.

Who needs sex even*** you can have pudding?"

*** when

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By *lexm87Man over a year ago

Various

Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

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By *ennyleeeWoman over a year ago

Southampton

"I think maybe they do it in case anyone suddenly thinks ‘oh good, I’ll give them one’

This without a doubt !! Even though im sure it never ever works lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached? "

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Go for it FC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

In fairness I've seen women say the same

Yes, indeed they do lets be non sexist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Go for it FC

I’m scared

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Go for it FC

I’m scared

I'd do it, but ya know, the results to that are known

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

It's a sex site and my guess would be they are trying to get a shag a delic shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think everyone on here is horny as fuck and would enjoy more and more sex if on offer

I beg to differ "

I beg you differ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wank, and the urge is gone.....

#Team Cillit..

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t need sex I like it a lot.

Like a lot of others here, and probably most women I could get it pretty much anytime but chose not too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

I was expecting you at least to use more gentlemanly language. Sniff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

It's a sex site and my guess would be they are trying to get a shag a delic shag"

My argument is that it's a poor strategy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

I was expecting you at least to use more gentlemanly language. Sniff.

Damn forgot my motif

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

Well I now have lots of offers to fetch lemon meringue pie (and one for key lime) so give it a go.

Can I have a summer pudding please. Failing that, bread and butter pudding.

Who needs sex even you can have pudding?"

We should all have a pudding status.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Go for it FC

I’m scared

I'd do it, but ya know, the results to that are known"

Nice chain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They think it’s dial a fuck. “Need a woman to sit on my face now.” Great. I’ll just consult the schedule and send someone round for you now. "

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm worried I do that now.

No, being slightly more serious if I'm posting about my high libido, it's not because I'm advertising for sex. It's because someone is increasing it to ridiculous levels and it's like a little outlet. Helps me calm down and not fap myself silly when I read some of the replies.

I'm not sure if that makes sense but yes. That's why I do it. If I do. I'm not sure I do.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

I was expecting you at least to use more gentlemanly language. Sniff.

‘One is feeling rather frisky; might I entreat thee beautiful maiden, to part thy luscious thighs and grant me access to thy wondrous flower garden?’

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

If I post that I horny it's because I can't actually believe it.

It's such a rare occurrence these days it needs to be celebrated thanks to medication and health/mental health issues and now my fucking back.

So if I put up a status it'll probably say

Feeling Horny!!

More out of suprise than an offer.

That said I'm really hungry

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By *tsJustKateWoman over a year ago

London

"I think maybe they do it in case anyone suddenly thinks ‘oh good, I’ll give them one’

Yeah especially when they are just passing through my town and need their balls emptying

. "

Each to their own!!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Go for it FC

I’m scared

I’ve got about 15 lemon meringue pies on the way, do it - you won’t regret it

Disclaimer - you might.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

I was expecting you at least to use more gentlemanly language. Sniff.

Damn forgot my motif

Why is it your motif? I turned to your profile and expected you to be at least as tall at PTTF - so now confused. Assume it is because it is a cute motif.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

I was expecting you at least to use more gentlemanly language. Sniff.

‘One is feeling rather frisky; might I entreat thee beautiful maiden, to part thy luscious thighs and grant me access to thy wondrous flower garden?’

Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Swoon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Go for it FC

I’m scared

I’ve got about 15 lemon meringue pies on the way, do it - you won’t regret it

Disclaimer - you might. "

Damn, I thought you were deliveroo!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Go for it FC

I’m scared

I changed my status!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Go for it FC

I’m scared

I changed my status! "

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I don’t NEED sex but I desire it. I’d assumed that being on Fab meant that I want sex without broadcasting via superfluous statuses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just like to be a tease when I put stuff on my stat...

The messages I get are often a reminder of why I choose not to partake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

Well I now have lots of offers to fetch lemon meringue pie (and one for key lime) so give it a go.

Can I have a summer pudding please. Failing that, bread and butter pudding.

Who needs sex even you can have pudding?

We should all have a pudding status.

They have no [pudding] emoji

Best I can do is [cake], but Crimson Rose has failed to deliver!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Go for it FC

I’m scared

I’ve got about 15 lemon meringue pies on the way, do it - you won’t regret it

Disclaimer - you might. "

I would never regret 15 lemon meringue pies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought it was like a game of snap.

If you've both got that update you can bypass talking and lust together or something as long as one of you shouts snap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought it was like a game of snap.

If you've both got that update you can bypass talking and lust together or something as long as one of you shouts snap."

Snap!!!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"I’m feeling HORNY! I hereby demand the sex stuff! …..Please. Thank you

Well I now have lots of offers to fetch lemon meringue pie (and one for key lime) so give it a go.

Can I have a summer pudding please. Failing that, bread and butter pudding.

Who needs sex even you can have pudding?

We should all have a pudding status.

They have no [pudding] emoji

Best I can do is [cake], but Crimson Rose has failed to deliver!

But you cannae have any pudding if you don't eat your meat

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Go for it FC

I’m scared

I’ve got about 15 lemon meringue pies on the way, do it - you won’t regret it

Disclaimer - you might.

Damn, I thought you were deliveroo!"

No!!! I’m merely a successful experimenter who now knows it’s possible to get what you want purely from posting a demanding status.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Go for it FC

I’m scared

I’ve got about 15 lemon meringue pies on the way, do it - you won’t regret it

Disclaimer - you might.

I would never regret 15 lemon meringue pies

Just be careful what status you post ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Don’t do it you’ll break Fab hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I don’t NEED sex but I desire it. I’d assumed that being on Fab meant that I want sex without broadcasting via superfluous statuses "

I think it follows then that you just don't desire it that much - or you'd be broadcasting day and night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Don’t do it you’ll break Fab hahahahah

I think it's too late now...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They think it’s dial a fuck. “Need a woman to sit on my face now.” Great. I’ll just consult the schedule and send someone round for you now. "

Choked on my tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought it was like a game of snap.

If you've both got that update you can bypass talking and lust together or something as long as one of you shouts snap.

Snap!!!"

With ours both being blank does that mean we shall sit in silence?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't worry I'm to old to get horny these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They think it’s dial a fuck. “Need a woman to sit on my face now.” Great. I’ll just consult the schedule and send someone round for you now.

Choked on my tea

I think the plan is that you ch0ke on something else...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve done it

Place your bets on whether it works

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve done it

Place your bets on whether it works

Have to say, not quite where I saw this thread going.

best of luck to your inbox!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve done it

Place your bets on whether it works

Have to say, not quite where I saw this thread going.

best of luck to your inbox!"

Nothing yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve done it

Place your bets on whether it works

Have to say, not quite where I saw this thread going.

best of luck to your inbox!

Nothing yet

Hang on, one up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve done it

Place your bets on whether it works

Have to say, not quite where I saw this thread going.

best of luck to your inbox!

Nothing yet

Hang on, one up!"

Are you competing with Kai?

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

"I’ve done it

Place your bets on whether it works

I think we all know it is going to work, I'd like to place a bet on how long you keep the status up for!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve done it

Place your bets on whether it works

Have to say, not quite where I saw this thread going.

best of luck to your inbox!

Nothing yet

Hang on, one up!

Are you competing with Kai?

Yeah but his one offer doesn’t count coz it was me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve done it

Place your bets on whether it works

Have to say, not quite where I saw this thread going.

best of luck to your inbox!

Nothing yet

Hang on, one up!

Are you competing with Kai?

Yeah but his one offer doesn’t count coz it was me

Oh, are you in trouble for blurting that out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve done it

Place your bets on whether it works

I think we all know it is going to work, I'd like to place a bet on how long you keep the status up for!

3 now

I’ll leave it up for as long as Kai does so we can scientifically determine whether or not this approach is successful depending on gender!

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By *KTim61Man over a year ago

Tipton

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I Dont !!! But wanking is a poor substitute to having sex with a Woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I Dont !!! But wanking is a poor substitute to having sex with a Woman "

It's just sex though. Not the end of the world or anything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I Dont !!! But wanking is a poor substitute to having sex with a Woman

It's just sex though. Not the end of the world or anything. "

I'm pretty sure if no one was having sex, it would be the end of the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I Dont !!! But wanking is a poor substitute to having sex with a Woman

It's just sex though. Not the end of the world or anything.

I'm pretty sure if no one was having sex, it would be the end of the world

Test tube babies?

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I don’t NEED sex but I desire it. I’d assumed that being on Fab meant that I want sex without broadcasting via superfluous statuses

I think it follows then that you just don't desire it that much - or you'd be broadcasting day and night.

It’s a default position.

My status informs all that I’m not available because I’m not feeling very horny, much more practical and efficient.

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

It never works if you put it up on your status. And plus too many willies around, I don’t like willies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It never works if you put it up on your status. And plus too many willies around, I don’t like willies

I’m on 9 so I’ll say it works for women

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I Dont !!! But wanking is a poor substitute to having sex with a Woman

It's just sex though. Not the end of the world or anything.

I'm pretty sure if no one was having sex, it would be the end of the world

Test tube babies?"

Peter and the?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

Never have the chance to get too pent up due to never ending queue of the forums sexiest women wanting the sex thing with me

Anyway if you want to know any more of my dreams , drop me a message lol

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Wank, and the urge is gone.....

#Team Cillit.."

Chapeau sir

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

It's a sex site and my guess would be they are trying to get a shag a delic shag

My argument is that it's a poor strategy!"

Possibly. But then it's their profile and their strategy... Unless I missed the but where everyone had to do things a particular way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the funniest thing is profiles that say ‘always horny’.

Like, I have a very high sex drive but Christ, if I was always horny I’d also be miserable. Haha

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"If I post that I horny it's because I can't actually believe it.

It's such a rare occurrence these days it needs to be celebrated thanks to medication and health/mental health issues and now my fucking back.

So if I put up a status it'll probably say

Feeling Horny!!

More out of suprise than an offer.

That said I'm really hungry

Just eat? Fits both emotions really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It never works if you put it up on your status. And plus too many willies around, I don’t like willies

I’m on 9 so I’ll say it works for women

Make that 10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It never works if you put it up on your status. And plus too many willies around, I don’t like willies

I’m on 9 so I’ll say it works for women

Make that 10

12 but 3 of you are taking the piss

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

I don't want to talk about it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want to talk about it... "

Here he is, just managed to break the surface after his inbox deluge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It never works if you put it up on your status. And plus too many willies around, I don’t like willies

I’m on 9 so I’ll say it works for women

Make that 10

12 but 3 of you are taking the piss

I do very special price for you. Tonight only, I’ll be free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right I’m taking it down

Short answer sally is that putting up an ‘I’m horny’ status does indeed draw interest from men but not from women. Ergo, men need to stop doing it and women need to start doing it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right I’m taking it down

Short answer sally is that putting up an ‘I’m horny’ status does indeed draw interest from men but not from women. Ergo, men need to stop doing it and women need to start doing it

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I Dont !!! But wanking is a poor substitute to having sex with a Woman

It's just sex though. Not the end of the world or anything.

I'm pretty sure if no one was having sex, it would be the end of the world

Yeah but just because some people on Fab are missing out, doesn't mean the whole world is!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Results submitted to Sydney Uni

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Results submitted to Sydney Uni"

We’ve answered the second question but not the first or third

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think the funniest thing is profiles that say ‘always horny’.

Like, I have a very high sex drive but Christ, if I was always horny I’d also be miserable. Haha "

I think my body would collapse if I was constantly aroused. Is it meant to make us feel guilty? (Not working and it's also not appealing!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never have the chance to get too pent up due to never ending queue of the forums sexiest women wanting the sex thing with me

Anyway if you want to know any more of my dreams , drop me a message lol"

Pent up. I much prefer that to "horny"!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Results submitted to Sydney Uni"

Speaking of which… I want one of those sweatshirts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I don’t NEED sex but I desire it. I’d assumed that being on Fab meant that I want sex without broadcasting via superfluous statuses

I think it follows then that you just don't desire it that much - or you'd be broadcasting day and night.

It’s a default position.

My status informs all that I’m not available because I’m not feeling very horny, much more practical and efficient."

That's not how I interpret your status !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right I’m taking it down

Short answer sally is that putting up an ‘I’m horny’ status does indeed draw interest from men but not from women. Ergo, men need to stop doing it and women need to start doing it

Ohhhhh godddddd do I have tooooo

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"Results submitted to Sydney Uni"

Lol are you going to share those results?? Lol

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

"Never have the chance to get too pent up due to never ending queue of the forums sexiest women wanting the sex thing with me

Anyway if you want to know any more of my dreams , drop me a message lol

Pent up. I much prefer that to "horny"!"

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"Results submitted to Sydney Uni

Lol are you going to share those results?? Lol"

Zero! Unless you count Fluffy. I didn't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Results submitted to Sydney Uni

Lol are you going to share those results?? Lol

Zero! Unless you count Fluffy. I didn't. "

No one counts me

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By *KTim61Man over a year ago

Tipton

"If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I Dont !!! But wanking is a poor substitute to having sex with a Woman

It's just sex though. Not the end of the world or anything. "

Not really what I call Sex though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because we need the sex.

Life is the sex.

People are the sex.

Without sex what are we? Apart from nuns.

Deep.

Is that last bit telling me how you want it?

You already know how I want it Hardly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill be honest i find it hard to get a reply from a message let alone sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I Dont !!! But wanking is a poor substitute to having sex with a Woman

It's just sex though. Not the end of the world or anything.

Not really what I call Sex though "

I haven't had sex for a while either. I just don't see the drama.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being honest with you id love to stretch ypu out but its weird postibg that in a foru.. dont want to look desperate but i think its hard for a man to get anything off here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because we need the sex.

Life is the sex.

People are the sex.

Without sex what are we? Apart from nuns.

Deep.

Is that last bit telling me how you want it?

You already know how I want it Hardly

Who's that?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"Because we need the sex.

Life is the sex.

People are the sex.

Without sex what are we? Apart from nuns.

Deep.

Is that last bit telling me how you want it?

You already know how I want it Hardly

Who's that?

Friends with Laurel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are the still unreconciled differences between male and female sexuality central here? Do men express their desires in a way that they would like to be approached?

Shall we do a sexperiment? Both put ‘I’m horny who’s free’ and see what happens

Go for it FC

I’m scared

I’ve got about 15 lemon meringue pies on the way, do it - you won’t regret it

Disclaimer - you might. "

That’s a large number of slightly sour tasting cream based pies you got there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Being honest with you id love to stretch ypu out but its weird postibg that in a foru.. dont want to look desperate but i think its hard for a man to get anything off here"

I think the more men can keep their desires under control, the more likely they are to meet women. Desperate for sex isn't a good look on anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Being honest with you id love to stretch ypu out but its weird postibg that in a foru.. dont want to look desperate but i think its hard for a man to get anything off here

I think the more men can keep their desires under control, the more likely they are to meet women. Desperate for sex isn't a good look on anyone. "

Oof

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"Being honest with you id love to stretch ypu out but its weird postibg that in a foru.. dont want to look desperate but i think its hard for a man to get anything off here

I think the more men can keep their desires under control, the more likely they are to meet women. Desperate for sex isn't a good look on anyone.

Oof "

Yeah, Fluffy. Take note.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Being honest with you id love to stretch ypu out but its weird postibg that in a foru.. dont want to look desperate but i think its hard for a man to get anything off here

I think the more men can keep their desires under control, the more likely they are to meet women. Desperate for sex isn't a good look on anyone.

Oof

Yeah, Fluffy. Take note. "

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right I’m taking it down

Short answer sally is that putting up an ‘I’m horny’ status does indeed draw interest from men but not from women. Ergo, men need to stop doing it and women need to start doing it

Out of the replies how many had something about how horny they are as their status?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right I’m taking it down

Short answer sally is that putting up an ‘I’m horny’ status does indeed draw interest from men but not from women. Ergo, men need to stop doing it and women need to start doing it

Out of the replies how many had something about how horny they are as their status?"

Oh I didn’t check that

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

I love sex, but only with specific people. Without actually knowing someone, without a connection and a strong feeling of intimacy, I’m not interested. It doesn’t matter if I feel horny or not. I can just as easily have a wank, and it’s a lot less drama. This is why socials matter when meeting someone - at least for me, and for us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right I’m taking it down

Short answer sally is that putting up an ‘I’m horny’ status does indeed draw interest from men but not from women. Ergo, men need to stop doing it and women need to start doing it

Out of the replies how many had something about how horny they are as their status?

Oh I didn’t check that

If they did, you have to fuck em! Snap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right I’m taking it down

Short answer sally is that putting up an ‘I’m horny’ status does indeed draw interest from men but not from women. Ergo, men need to stop doing it and women need to start doing it

Out of the replies how many had something about how horny they are as their status?

Oh I didn’t check that

Rerun the experiment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right I’m taking it down

Short answer sally is that putting up an ‘I’m horny’ status does indeed draw interest from men but not from women. Ergo, men need to stop doing it and women need to start doing it

Out of the replies how many had something about how horny they are as their status?

Oh I didn’t check that

If they did, you have to fuck em! Snap!

Brilliant!

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By *KTim61Man over a year ago

Tipton

"If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I Dont !!! But wanking is a poor substitute to having sex with a Woman

It's just sex though. Not the end of the world or anything.

Not really what I call Sex though

I haven't had sex for a while either. I just don't see the drama. "

No Drama do you regular have a play then or use toys as there are not that many toys out there for guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I Dont !!! But wanking is a poor substitute to having sex with a Woman

It's just sex though. Not the end of the world or anything.

Not really what I call Sex though

I haven't had sex for a while either. I just don't see the drama.

No Drama do you regular have a play then or use toys as there are not that many toys out there for guys "

Don't own any toys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah totally agree, its hard getring conversations and then us men look creepy, id happily take advicd from you woman to help

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By *KTim61Man over a year ago

Tipton

"If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I Dont !!! But wanking is a poor substitute to having sex with a Woman

It's just sex though. Not the end of the world or anything.

Not really what I call Sex though

I haven't had sex for a while either. I just don't see the drama.

No Drama do you regular have a play then or use toys as there are not that many toys out there for guys

Don't own any toys. "

Oh wow you must be of few women that dont then you use your fingers instead then ? As you said you havent had sex for a while so no Partner then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeah totally agree, its hard getring conversations and then us men look creepy, id happily take advicd from you woman to help"

Perhaps start a thread and ask for advice - people are usually helpful with that kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

Third question: i wank

and daydream

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

Third question: i wank

and daydream

Me too!

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By *rLothbrokMan over a year ago

Lancs

If I tell you how I control myself, am I still considered to be staying silent?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

Third question: i wank

and daydream

Me too! "

Now we need to answer q1: why do we do the horny statuses?

In our case it was for science

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

I Dont !!! But wanking is a poor substitute to having sex with a Woman

It's just sex though. Not the end of the world or anything.

Not really what I call Sex though

I haven't had sex for a while either. I just don't see the drama.

No Drama do you regular have a play then or use toys as there are not that many toys out there for guys

Don't own any toys.

Oh wow you must be of few women that dont then you use your fingers instead then ? As you said you havent had sex for a while so no Partner then ? "

I think asking about me is really missing the point of what I'm saying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I tell you how I control myself, am I still considered to be staying silent?

No, not at all! You're adding to the body of research this thread is collecting.

Or summat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

Third question: i wank

and daydream

Me too!

Now we need to answer q1: why do we do the horny statuses?

In our case it was for science

So very noble to sacrifice yourselves for science, Fluffy and Kai

. Perhaps more fluffy than Kai to be fair.

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im horny but il still not try fuck anyone il simply wank it away much safer altho less exciting

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Fulwood

"They think it’s dial a fuck. “Need a woman to sit on my face now.” Great. I’ll just consult the schedule and send someone round for you now. "

Can they collect my takeaway on the way?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fab Swingers and Deliveroo Unite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fab Swingers and Deliveroo Unite"

Deliverfoof

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By *iBeRtInE70Man over a year ago

around

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

If someone finds the answers please do post

Asking for a friend haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fab Swingers and Deliveroo Unite

Deliverfoof"

Underrated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

Third question: i wank

and daydream

Me too!

Now we need to answer q1: why do we do the horny statuses?

In our case it was for science

So very noble to sacrifice yourselves for science, Fluffy and Kai

. Perhaps more fluffy than Kai to be fair.

He tried his best

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By *ongandharderMan over a year ago

Rotherham

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By *entlemanrogueMan over a year ago

Motherwell

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

Ill bet like everything on Fab, post like this benefit women (though also means their inbox is even more inundated than usual) i am sure when a striaght man posts something like that they are either ignored and/or laughed at

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

No idea what you're on about. My OP doesn't mention gender.

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By *imisugarWoman over a year ago

Rugby

"They think it’s dial a fuck. “Need a woman to sit on my face now.” Great. I’ll just consult the schedule and send someone round for you now. "

This one winds me up the most. I find it so off putting and have explained to a few why I'm stopping engaging with their messages because of it.

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By *entlemanrogueMan over a year ago

Motherwell

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

No idea what you're on about. My OP doesn't mention gender."

You asked if it helps the poster of "i am horny right now" get more sex.

I am saying if a wlman posts that she is likely to be even more inundated with offers than usual, but if a man did it would likely be ignored or laughed at.

I didnt think it was that difficult to follow my meaning.

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By *hagTonightMan over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

No, it doesnt. I just have wank instead

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Good I'm horny thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A lot of people here talk about how much they NEED sex. How desperately HORNY they are. Status updates, profiles, forum threads, messages.

If you do this - why? And does it help you get sex?

If you stay silent, how DO you control yourself?

No idea what you're on about. My OP doesn't mention gender.

You asked if it helps the poster of "i am horny right now" get more sex.

I am saying if a wlman posts that she is likely to be even more inundated with offers than usual, but if a man did it would likely be ignored or laughed at.

I didnt think it was that difficult to follow my meaning."

Maybe it's the way people word it. Some profiles are so desperate it's very off-putting.

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