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I've had this twice now.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Turn a guy down and he comes back and asks if I know of anyone else that might want to fuck him?
What the ????
Can anyone recommend me an Fwb please? I really would like some sex.
Tell me this works and it's where I've been going wrong.
PS I want one that's into BDSM please, thank you very much. If he's not single I'll hide my moral compass under the bed at this stage.
Can you recommend someone to anyone else on here that you think would work out? I'm curious. |
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"Turn a guy down and he comes back and asks if I know of anyone else that might want to fuck him?
What the ????
Can anyone recommend me an Fwb please? I really would like some sex.
Tell me this works and it's where I've been going wrong.
PS I want one that's into BDSM please, thank you very much. If he's not single I'll hide my moral compass under the bed at this stage.
Can you recommend someone to anyone else on here that you think would work out? I'm curious."
Sorry I think I'm too far away for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is why you save the numbers of men who post them in their statuses to "meet now" or have "WhatsApp fun"
*disclaimer- I would NEVER actually do this.....
Or would I |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is why you save the numbers of men who post them in their statuses to "meet now" or have "WhatsApp fun"
*disclaimer- I would NEVER actually do this.....
Or would I "
Oh I like that!!
I'd never do it either but that would certainly keep them all busy wouldn't it.
I doubt anyone will top this idea!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Desperate men will do desperate things and say and do anything to touch a pair of boobies.
It must work, clearly. I shall venture into the void and try upon rejection. Be back shortly with a report. |
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"Desperate men will do desperate things and say and do anything to touch a pair of boobies.
It must work, clearly. I shall venture into the void and try upon rejection. Be back shortly with a report. "
You have nice boobs, can I touch them
If it's the Mr posting can I touch your pecs instead |
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"Turn a guy down and he comes back and asks if I know of anyone else that might want to fuck him?
What the ????
Can anyone recommend me an Fwb please? I really would like some sex.
Tell me this works and it's where I've been going wrong.
PS I want one that's into BDSM please, thank you very much. If he's not single I'll hide my moral compass under the bed at this stage.
Can you recommend someone to anyone else on here that you think would work out? I'm curious."
It's weird, but I guess it's better than begging to change your mind.
Is it?
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Oh cool.
Yeah, could you recommend any interesting good looking singles for us to take to a cocktail joint, talk about various rambling topics and then retire to a lovely hotel room for a nap with?
(A nap is the code word for hours of mutual debauched naked pleasure) |
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"Turn a guy down and he comes back and asks if I know of anyone else that might want to fuck him?
What the ????
Can anyone recommend me an Fwb please? I really would like some sex.
Tell me this works and it's where I've been going wrong.
PS I want one that's into BDSM please, thank you very much. If he's not single I'll hide my moral compass under the bed at this stage.
Can you recommend someone to anyone else on here that you think would work out? I'm curious."
Wow..
First ballsy of them
Second, they should accept a no and move on instead of sounding desperate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was only asking "
That's what she said!
Also...my only experience of BDSM is getting flagellated with a leather whip butt naked at Paradise (when it was around) and feeling utterly stupid. |
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"Turn a guy down and he comes back and asks if I know of anyone else that might want to fuck him?
What the ????
Can anyone recommend me an Fwb please? I really would like some sex.
Tell me this works and it's where I've been going wrong.
PS I want one that's into BDSM please, thank you very much. If he's not single I'll hide my moral compass under the bed at this stage.
Can you recommend someone to anyone else on here that you think would work out? I'm curious."
Same as actually during a meet 'have you got any female friends that can come and join in?' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh cool.
Yeah, could you recommend any interesting good looking singles for us to take to a cocktail joint, talk about various rambling topics and then retire to a lovely hotel room for a nap with?
(A nap is the code word for hours of mutual debauched naked pleasure)"
Me!!!! Pick me! I recommend myself.
Ok that's bad isn't it, I'm not up myself at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Desperate men will do desperate things and say and do anything to touch a pair of boobies.
It must work, clearly. I shall venture into the void and try upon rejection. Be back shortly with a report.
You have nice boobs, can I touch them
If it's the Mr posting can I touch your pecs instead "
Listen dude. Why not both. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh God, how desperate can a person sound. You'd think they'd have more pride in themselves than that. But seriously, do you know anyone? "
Oh it got worse
Currently me |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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A little star of a forum user once recommended someone to me. Well me to them. She knew we both worked in the same industry, we both have certain predilections. A certain way of talking. Being. She got it very right (thanks E!).
If I thought someone would really get on well with a friend of mine? I might. It depends on the dynamic. I like when my friends are happy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Send them my way
That will teach them
I’m responsible for 98% of all UNLOS "
And then there's the one I'm responsible for.
I would say we'd make a good team but it's a bit one sided at the moment isn't it. |
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"Send them my way
That will teach them
I’m responsible for 98% of all UNLOS
And then there's the one I'm responsible for.
I would say we'd make a good team but it's a bit one sided at the moment isn't it."
Thinning out the herd |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I know both parties well, I’d happily recommend folks that I know to others. I love it when friends make connections!
I also enjoy being pumped out, just saying "
Did you mean pimped? Though pumped works just a well I guess? |
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"This is why you save the numbers of men who post them in their statuses to "meet now" or have "WhatsApp fun"
*disclaimer- I would NEVER actually do this.....
Or would I "
Or, you pass one of those numbers on as a recommendation…. What’s the worst that can happen……? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh God, how desperate can a person sound. You'd think they'd have more pride in themselves than that. But seriously, do you know anyone?
Oh it got worse
Currently me "
To be fair, I actually haven't tried my rizz with you yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was about to embark on a 3rd date with someone I was undecided about, hadn’t even kissed, was beginning to friendzone him. Anyway, texting on the morning I mentioned I was nipping into town with my sis before seeing him - yes, I know, knowing men, the sheer mention of a sister would elicit all sorts of stupid fantasies - and he actually went there, asked why don’t I bring my sister to his place too?! FO Saddo. Blocked! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Guys that's message me (and I want to meet) I would still encourage them to message certain women if I think they'd get on.
Just call me Cupid.
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I love playing matchmaker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turn a guy down and he comes back and asks if I know of anyone else that might want to fuck him?
What the ????
Can anyone recommend me an Fwb please? I really would like some sex.
Tell me this works and it's where I've been going wrong.
PS I want one that's into BDSM please, thank you very much. If he's not single I'll hide my moral compass under the bed at this stage.
Can you recommend someone to anyone else on here that you think would work out? I'm curious.
Same as actually during a meet 'have you got any female friends that can come and join in?' "
This argh!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys that's message me (and I want to meet) I would still encourage them to message certain women if I think they'd get on.
Just call me Cupid.
I love playing matchmaker!"
I'm still waiting lady!! |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
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I've had this in the past, I've said no thanks and had well do you know any other women I could contact.
There's loads on the site mate, but you have to find them yourself, I'm not psychic in that I'd know if they'd like you.
I think it's just laziness, the hope that you'll give them a few tips, it comes across as pretty desperate though. |
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"This is why you save the numbers of men who post them in their statuses to "meet now" or have "WhatsApp fun"
*disclaimer- I would NEVER actually do this.....
Or would I "
I very nearly did this the other night |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is why you save the numbers of men who post them in their statuses to "meet now" or have "WhatsApp fun"
*disclaimer- I would NEVER actually do this.....
Or would I
Oh I like that!!
I'd never do it either but that would certainly keep them all busy wouldn't it.
I doubt anyone will top this idea!
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Go to the meet now.. See if any numbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know I shouldn't sound desperate... but I am
Men do a lot of stupid things, but I also think they get judged quite harshly at times when they might just be lonely or feeling like a loser because other people seem to be having more luck in love. I've always found it easier to be successful with women when I've got laid recently than when I've been through a dry spell, there's less pressure. It's not fair, but that's life.
If only men and women could walk a mile in each other's shoes. |
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"I know I shouldn't sound desperate... but I am
Men do a lot of stupid things, but I also think they get judged quite harshly at times when they might just be lonely or feeling like a loser because other people seem to be having more luck in love. I've always found it easier to be successful with women when I've got laid recently than when I've been through a dry spell, there's less pressure. It's not fair, but that's life.
If only men and women could walk a mile in each other's shoes. "
I’d struggle to do a mile in heels I reckon |
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"I was about to embark on a 3rd date with someone I was undecided about, hadn’t even kissed, was beginning to friendzone him. Anyway, texting on the morning I mentioned I was nipping into town with my sis before seeing him - yes, I know, knowing men, the sheer mention of a sister would elicit all sorts of stupid fantasies - and he actually went there, asked why don’t I bring my sister to his place too?! FO Saddo. Blocked!"
Is your sister hot though? Asking for a friend haha |
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