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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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what would you really like right now?

(I know, zero waffle, so out of character. This might be the waffling. Hmm.)

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would really like a nap

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

It would be extremely smutty if I were to say it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"what would you really like right now?

(I know, zero waffle, so out of character. This might be the waffling. Hmm.)"

A magnum ice-cream

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By *assy69Man  over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

A lovely cup of tea, in a fine China cup

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A kebab. No salad. But lots of cheese and chilli sauce

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It would be extremely smutty if I were to say it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A regular guy.

A phone conversation maybe.

Him over there, that guy, he's hot as fuck. He could click his fingers ....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I would really like a proper solid kiss.

Then I'd like to run my tongue over a sweaty, firm torso, down to the happy trail and beyond.

Then I'd like to give a proper cock worship. I'd be more descriptive but I don't want to wind myself up.

Please and thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A really cold beer. Been rather warm today at work.

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By *inky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich

Doughnuts or sex.

I will end up with doughnuts probably.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Right now - a snuggle on the sofa. But really just a nice day out, wandering somewhere/something random maybe get a hot chocolate or some food. A day in good company just to enjoy the autumn fresh loveliness

Anyone??

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"It would be extremely smutty if I were to say it! "

Say it anyway. Fuck it. Kai? Unleash the smut. Do it.

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By *lueDressWoman  over a year ago

Bath

I would really like to find something really rather special to spend My refund on..

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

To be working from home instead of in Manchester this week…I’m missing my blowjob whilst getting paid

I meant at lunch-time when I’m not getting paid

K

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

To see more wiggling Wednesday butts

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"A kebab. No salad. But lots of cheese and chilli sauce"

Isn't a kebab during the day, sober, a bit weird? No food shaming here but still...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The guarantee of a good nights sleep would be nice

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"It would be extremely smutty if I were to say it!

Say it anyway. Fuck it. Kai? Unleash the smut. Do it."

Are you encouraging me to shoot my smut all over your thread, Meli?

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Right now - a snuggle on the sofa. But really just a nice day out, wandering somewhere/something random maybe get a hot chocolate or some food. A day in good company just to enjoy the autumn fresh loveliness

Anyone?? "

Yeah, this - the day out, followed by the sofa snuggle. Why choose one or the other when you can have both?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Boobies on my desk please. If no real ones are available, the chocolate ones will do. Many thanks in advance.

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"A kebab. No salad. But lots of cheese and chilli sauce

Isn't a kebab during the day, sober, a bit weird? No food shaming here but still..."

I am food shaming. Cheese, in a kebab?!? I get halloumi (just don't feed it to me), but is that a thing?

The world's going to hell in a handcart.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

To see a seal. Everything else on my little holiday has been perfection. A seal would be the cherry on top.

J

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"A regular guy.

A phone conversation maybe.

Him over there, that guy, he's hot as fuck. He could click his fingers ...."

Ooo solid choices. A dick attached to a not dick of a man yes?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"A really cold beer. Been rather warm today at work. "

That wasn’t my first thought but now you’ve said it it’s all I can think about.

Proper got sunshine here

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I would really like a proper solid kiss.

Then I'd like to run my tongue over a sweaty, firm torso, down to the happy trail and beyond.

Then I'd like to give a proper cock worship. I'd be more descriptive but I don't want to wind myself up.

Please and thank you."

Cock worship. Thank you for not winding me up, as well as yourself. I really appreciate that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A regular guy.

A phone conversation maybe.

Him over there, that guy, he's hot as fuck. He could click his fingers ....

Ooo solid choices. A dick attached to a not dick of a man yes? "

Yes exactly that, but has a great dick too.

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By *andA250Couple  over a year ago

London


"what would you really like right now?

(I know, zero waffle, so out of character. This might be the waffling. Hmm.)"

Someone to tickle my bum

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Right now - a snuggle on the sofa. But really just a nice day out, wandering somewhere/something random maybe get a hot chocolate or some food. A day in good company just to enjoy the autumn fresh loveliness

Anyone?? "

Hey Cede

Not sure if you know her but there's a woman who loves Autumnal walks, has a similar taste in coffees and isn't too far from you. I'll get her to send you a message.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport

World peace and happiness?

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By *eardyBikerMan  over a year ago

nr stonehaven

To be at home building my 1989 lego batmobile

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I would really like a proper solid kiss.

Then I'd like to run my tongue over a sweaty, firm torso, down to the happy trail and beyond.

Then I'd like to give a proper cock worship. I'd be more descriptive but I don't want to wind myself up.

Please and thank you.

Cock worship. Thank you for not winding me up, as well as yourself. I really appreciate that."

It's hard, Meli. I really want to let loose. But right now I have way too much to do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A kebab. No salad. But lots of cheese and chilli sauce

Isn't a kebab during the day, sober, a bit weird? No food shaming here but still...

I am food shaming. Cheese, in a kebab?!? I get halloumi (just don't feed it to me), but is that a thing?

The world's going to hell in a handcart.

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Cheese and meat is such a good combo

Don't knock it till you tried it

And I love a kebab when sober

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen

To stop overthinking. That would be a nice change.

MrsAbz

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

To go to bed and sleep lol

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By *hunkyBuggaMan  over a year ago

Devon


"To see more wiggling Wednesday butts "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Right now - a snuggle on the sofa. But really just a nice day out, wandering somewhere/something random maybe get a hot chocolate or some food. A day in good company just to enjoy the autumn fresh loveliness

Anyone??

Hey Cede

Not sure if you know her but there's a woman who loves Autumnal walks, has a similar taste in coffees and isn't too far from you. I'll get her to send you a message. "

Thanks Meli I'll get on it!

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To not be at work

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By *hunkyBuggaMan  over a year ago

Devon

Can we spoon please? Yea it may lead to more but also don’t care if it doesn’t, just a nice long spooning.

Maybe some snacks?

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"To see more wiggling Wednesday butts "

Oh your avatar! I might upload one. I'm wearing a buttplug though. And I have a sizeable butt. I'm not sure I should now. Kind of talked myself out of that one.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan  over a year ago

Devon


"To see more wiggling Wednesday butts

Oh your avatar! I might upload one. I'm wearing a buttplug though. And I have a sizeable butt. I'm not sure I should now. Kind of talked myself out of that one. "

Can I try and talk you back into it?

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"To be working from home instead of in Manchester this week…I’m missing my blowjob whilst getting paid

I meant at lunch-time when I’m not getting paid

K"

Well this is wank K. Really wank. What's a man to do if he's not getting paid whilst receiving oral?

I'm sorry you're going through this right now. Stay strong. x

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Right now, as in right this second?

I couldn't possibly say. I may jinx it.

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"It would be extremely smutty if I were to say it!

Say it anyway. Fuck it. Kai? Unleash the smut. Do it.

Are you encouraging me to shoot my smut all over your thread, Meli? "

Shoot away big boy.

(Look it sounds a lot sexier in my accent than it does reading it. Just imagine me saying it please. Thank you)

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"It would be extremely smutty if I were to say it! "

Say it !

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By *panksspankedMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Kettle's on. I'm going to have a cinnamon and plum chai latte and a couple of orange and choc chip cookies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My fuse box to be fixed or at least the issue. I can't use anything electric at the moment and I want to cry ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It would be extremely smutty if I were to say it!

Say it !"

Go on Kai, say what you see.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually I’m having it, right now.

A cup of tea

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"To see more wiggling Wednesday butts

Oh your avatar! I might upload one. I'm wearing a buttplug though. And I have a sizeable butt. I'm not sure I should now. Kind of talked myself out of that one.

Can I try and talk you back into it? "

Ha! I've done it now. I didn't start the thread thinking I'll upload a photo but here we are.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"It would be extremely smutty if I were to say it!

Say it anyway. Fuck it. Kai? Unleash the smut. Do it.

Are you encouraging me to shoot my smut all over your thread, Meli?

Shoot away big boy.

(Look it sounds a lot sexier in my accent than it does reading it. Just imagine me saying it please. Thank you)"

Fine! May be slightly delayed but fine!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A coffee and a slice of recently discovered iced ginger cake...

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By *hunkyBuggaMan  over a year ago

Devon


"To see more wiggling Wednesday butts

Oh your avatar! I might upload one. I'm wearing a buttplug though. And I have a sizeable butt. I'm not sure I should now. Kind of talked myself out of that one.

Can I try and talk you back into it?

Ha! I've done it now. I didn't start the thread thinking I'll upload a photo but here we are. "

Well I for one am glad it’s ended up that way! Thanks x

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By *etterdays2021Man  over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

To be surprised in bed.

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By *ilverfox for youMan  over a year ago

Hull

Something wet and warm for me please !!

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"My fuse box to be fixed or at least the issue. I can't use anything electric at the moment and I want to cry ffs."

Nightmare, I hope it's sorted for you soon! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A roast dinner

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By *egDaySkipperMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

For my drive to Liverpool to last 10 minutes instead of 3 hours. Don't think that will happen though...

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By *sername already in useMan  over a year ago

manchester

Shemema Begum home.

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"To see more wiggling Wednesday butts

Oh your avatar! I might upload one. I'm wearing a buttplug though. And I have a sizeable butt. I'm not sure I should now. Kind of talked myself out of that one.

Can I try and talk you back into it?

Ha! I've done it now. I didn't start the thread thinking I'll upload a photo but here we are. "

And we're all very pleased you did.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A nice glass of red wine and some nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A roast dinner"

Come back on Sunday..

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

A nap while being spooned

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"To see more wiggling Wednesday butts

Oh your avatar! I might upload one. I'm wearing a buttplug though. And I have a sizeable butt. I'm not sure I should now. Kind of talked myself out of that one.

Can I try and talk you back into it?

Ha! I've done it now. I didn't start the thread thinking I'll upload a photo but here we are. "

Well now I'm glad I posted a response

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By *uicy 2020Woman  over a year ago

London


"Can we spoon please? Yea it may lead to more but also don’t care if it doesn’t, just a nice long spooning.

Maybe some snacks? "

Same! But definitely with snacks please x

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

To be able to switch off my brain for a day. It's ruining my mood and it's affecting all aspects of my life.

K

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By *ugar kittenWoman  over a year ago

home

A cuddle, a Costa and a large bar of cadburys whole nut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shall we all commune and gang bang put ourselves out of misery then oh that was a good fuck and smile till next fuck.. No.

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By *akeme2bedMan  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I would love for a woman to straddle my face and masterbate while I lick her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone else to empty my work mailbox

For my work crush to pull me into the back office again (made my day)

Failing the above two just snuggle up on the sofa with someone and watch TV. I'm knackered.

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"To be able to switch off my brain for a day. It's ruining my mood and it's affecting all aspects of my life.

K"

Oh K. It sounds really fucking exhausting and not good at all. I hope you're able to have a bit of a break from the brain goblins soon. If you ever want to talk, you know how to get hold of me, x

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"To be able to switch off my brain for a day. It's ruining my mood and it's affecting all aspects of my life.

K"

I feel this. I hope you manage it soon.

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

A nap

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By *lueDressWoman  over a year ago

Bath

Females/couples to stop wasting My time

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"A cuddle, a Costa and a large bar of cadburys whole nut"

Fruit and nut?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meli! This is a low effort post I'm surprised to see from you and yet I absolutely love it!

I could do with a warm shower and some food with comfort TV on in the background

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple  over a year ago

Debauchery

I could do with new knees, a big shot of energy and a new pair of leather gloves.

I'm going to compensate with a karaoke for one in the shower and ready myself to jump on Hades the moment he gets home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing actually.

I’m in a hot bubbly bath, work is over for the day and the evening is mine to do what I want

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Something sweet in my mouth annoyingly.

Oh fuck it, I'm off for some Cadbury's Eclairs.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"To be able to switch off my brain for a day. It's ruining my mood and it's affecting all aspects of my life.

K

I feel this. I hope you manage it soon."

thank you. Hope your brain won't give you much trouble either.

K

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

I could do with a night off. But alas not, but better times are on their way.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"To be able to switch off my brain for a day. It's ruining my mood and it's affecting all aspects of my life.

K

Oh K. It sounds really fucking exhausting and not good at all. I hope you're able to have a bit of a break from the brain goblins soon. If you ever want to talk, you know how to get hold of me, x"

I may take you up on that offer later, as some of my goblins have appeared after L's meet with a friend yesterday. I'm not sure why they've appeared, but it might help to see it from someone else's perspective.

K

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id really like... doesn't matter, i won't get it anyway... id really like to be disappointed... ahh and there it is.

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

To have my dinner. It's homemade curry and made it this afternoon then put it in fridge. Just need to hot it up...yum!

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By *amesBeelzebubMan  over a year ago

norwich

To go back to 1986 so I can buy He-man figures and Mexico 86 stickers rather than waste money now on Ebay recapturing my youth!!

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By *JtheTomMan  over a year ago

London

A massage. Hard with lots of oil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A massage. Hard with lots of oil "

Ooh actually…

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By *ickyxxx99Man  over a year ago

Lewisham . Se London

A walk along a beach listing to waves crashing and the sound of people having fun.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"A walk along a beach listing to waves crashing and the sound of people having fun."

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Especially in the evening. I could take that now. Dark mysterious sea with ships on the horizon yet turn the other way and you see strings of lights over people having fun.

pt

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

A long head to toe deep massage, followed by spoons under some big warm fluffy blankets.

Tinder x

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

The weekend and/or a stiff drink

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By *ilverfox for youMan  over a year ago

Hull

Well as I’m on here I’ll leave you to guess that one !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sit in a hot tub, some wine, music and nothing else for a few hours.

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs


"A roast dinner"

Chicken or Gammon? And do you have parsnips? (Maple glazed of course)

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By *romleyM41Man  over a year ago

orpington / surrounding

To stop feeling blue. Been a long couple of weeks and feel like it’s all caught up with me the last couple of days.

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

I want a gerbil.

Or a nice meal out somewhere, possibly Italian, or Indian, I'm not too fussy.

Or both...not at the same time though.

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I want a gerbil.

Or a nice meal out somewhere, possibly Italian, or Indian, I'm not too fussy.

Or both...not at the same time though. "

Italian! Will you be seeing your DH soon and able to enjoy one?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

I would really like Kaitonel to tell us what he was going to say earlier

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone to snuggle and cuddle with occasionally, and do small things. Rest are a bonus.

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

I could really do with a very hot oiled massage followed by a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I could really do with a very hot oiled massage followed by a cuddle "

Be a slippery cuddle

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By *tanley FunseekerMan  over a year ago

stanley

A hot chocolate, a cookie and a snuggle that may but doesn’t have to turn into anything frisky.

How about it Meli, snuggle up and you can take me through whatever ponderings on the human condition that are in your head today?

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford

A warm Meli in my duvet....

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london


"I could really do with a very hot oiled massage followed by a cuddle

Be a slippery cuddle"

I don’t see the issue

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I wanted comfort food, I just invented eggy bread with Bailey's. I feel like Heston Blumental and yet I'm told I'm weird

C

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By *wistedsoul35Man  over a year ago

cumbria

Tbh I'd quite like a good conversation right now

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Tbh I'd quite like a good conversation right now "

About what??

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By *hiteWitchXXXWoman  over a year ago

North Wales

A bacon butty with brown sauce

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"I wanted comfort food, I just invented eggy bread with Bailey's. I feel like Heston Blumental and yet I'm told I'm weird

C"

Seems like a genius idea to me

Tinder

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

My prize

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

A corned beef sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To not have to reach a limit. To still be the former insatiable me.

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By *dinson1983Man  over a year ago

Wakefield

A Guinness, a kebab and my ps5 and a pretty lady to share them with

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By *wistedsoul35Man  over a year ago

cumbria


"Tbh I'd quite like a good conversation right now

About what??"

Nothing specific really, just a good chat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right now id love a hand washing my back as I can't reach

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By *yeSureMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

......to get to sleep easily. But as not, I'll peruse this site

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By *ittle bill2Man  over a year ago

TUCSON

I'd like to teach the world to sing

In perfect harmony

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By *anyaTgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

manchester

My wifes cousins hubby to d*unkenly try it on

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Tbh I'd quite like a good conversation right now

About what??

Nothing specific really, just a good chat! "

I love a good rambling conversation

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By *irty-pairCouple  over a year ago

South Essex

It to stop raining

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By *inkyfuckery69Couple  over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

We need 2 sticks of wet celery a leather flying helmet and a fluffy unicorn .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It to stop raining "
I love the rain lol better than the sun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to go to bed but at the same time I want some lass to cuddle up with.

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By *hristopherd999Man  over a year ago

Brentwood

I would like a pussy to lick

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

To go back to bed.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"To go back to bed."

Can I come with you?

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"To go back to bed.

Can I come with you?"

Of course you can, my feet are cold tho.

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By *immy0809Man  over a year ago

redcar

Have my cock sucked

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Of course you can, my feet are cold tho."

You can warm them up on me, I don’t mind.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Someone to make me a coffee and stroke my hair.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

A certain somebody!

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Meli! This is a low effort post I'm surprised to see from you and yet I absolutely love it!

I could do with a warm shower and some food with comfort TV on in the background "

I can do low effort! I think I normally do a bit too much effort but yeah, embracing low effort every now and again isn't a bad thing is it?

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By *oding1Man  over a year ago

marlow


"To see a seal. Everything else on my little holiday has been perfection. A seal would be the cherry on top.

J"

Come on out here!! Knee deep in the bloody things, ruins a days fishing.

X

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By *J736Man  over a year ago

Dartford

I could do with a lady to chat too... Even though I'm married I feel really lonely...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"To see a seal. Everything else on my little holiday has been perfection. A seal would be the cherry on top.

J

Come on out here!! Knee deep in the bloody things, ruins a days fishing.

X"

I never did get to see a seal. But I've got a gingerbread latte and a mince pie so it's not all bad

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A certain somebody! "

Ask him then!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS  over a year ago

Sexville

Some peenus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my balls licked and played with

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People to be consistent.

I’m easily pleased

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By *JtheTomMan  over a year ago

London

Still need that massage

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Still need that massage "

I volunteer

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By *JtheTomMan  over a year ago

London


"Still need that massage

I volunteer "

Lots of hot oil please

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Still need that massage

I volunteer

Lots of hot oil please "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My feet rubbing, or my hair played with, whilst I'm laid on the sofa with a glass of wine please

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"My feet rubbing, or my hair played with, whilst I'm laid on the sofa with a glass of wine please "

That sounds like heaven!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

I'd Really like someone to go get me some wine lol

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By *JtheTomMan  over a year ago

London


"My feet rubbing, or my hair played with, whilst I'm laid on the sofa with a glass of wine please "

Yes! Find someone playing with my hair so relaxing

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I'd Really like someone to go get me some wine lol"

Order it in. Treat yo'self! Friday nights are well suited to ordering wine in.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

That would be very lazy as there's a shop 2 minutes away lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"My feet rubbing, or my hair played with, whilst I'm laid on the sofa with a glass of wine please

Yes! Find someone playing with my hair so relaxing "

After the massage?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"My feet rubbing, or my hair played with, whilst I'm laid on the sofa with a glass of wine please "

I’ll do it if I get a glass as well. It’s no fun drinking alone anyway.

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By *ilks xXxWoman  over a year ago

East Mids


"A regular guy.

A phone conversation maybe.

Him over there, that guy, he's hot as fuck. He could click his fingers ...."

I know the one ….

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

I have the wine!! Cheers

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

A hello from an old friend but i think with 4days until the end of october theres no chance of that happening so il take a good week at work next week instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would really like cuddles just cuddles.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me dinner.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

People to not be complete and utter twunts.

I mean I'd still dislike people, but maybe that little bit less.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"People to not be complete and utter twunts.

I mean I'd still dislike people, but maybe that little bit less. "

Sorry lol ...but as Depeche mode once said people are people

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"People to not be complete and utter twunts.

I mean I'd still dislike people, but maybe that little bit less. "

If I post on your thread would that cheer you up? Even if it's a tiny, ridiculously small amount, I'll do it.

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By *iasubTV/TS  over a year ago

Ilkeston

A winning lottery ticket would be quite nice

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By *ynecplCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Some chocolate

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Someone to go to work for me tomorrow lol

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"People to not be complete and utter twunts.

I mean I'd still dislike people, but maybe that little bit less.

If I post on your thread would that cheer you up? Even if it's a tiny, ridiculously small amount, I'll do it. "

Maybe. A little. Kind of

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

I'd still like a cuddle to be honest

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By *iasubTV/TS  over a year ago

Ilkeston


"I'd still like a cuddle to be honest "

*opens arms*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d quite like some back tickles until i fall asleep. It’s been a long day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone to play with my hair and tell me it’ll all be okay, tbh.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Someone to play with my hair and tell me it’ll all be okay, tbh. "

Hugs x

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By *iasubTV/TS  over a year ago

Ilkeston

Group hug everyone is welcome

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"People to not be complete and utter twunts.

I mean I'd still dislike people, but maybe that little bit less.

If I post on your thread would that cheer you up? Even if it's a tiny, ridiculously small amount, I'll do it.

Maybe. A little. Kind of "

I'll post the good stuff. You deserve it.

People aren't too bad really.

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By *nyx_xyMan  over a year ago

London

Just watched the OP’s video and I think I want her to read me a bedtime story!

What a voice. *chef’s kiss*

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By *eli OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Just watched the OP’s video and I think I want her to read me a bedtime story!

What a voice. *chef’s kiss* "

Aww you! That's lovely, thank you.

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By *istnbroke69Man  over a year ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

I would really like a hug

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