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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

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More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s a most delectable feeling indeed; as though the weight of the world has been suddenly lifted from one’s shoulders (via the anus)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best thing is when you wipe and the paper is clean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A ghost poo?

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By *aissez-faireMan over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

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More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day? "

Only if you push it back in again and repeat (though none of my gay friends do this as far as I know).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day?

Only if you push it back in again and repeat (though none of my gay friends do this as far as I know). "

What the actual fuck did I just read

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

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More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day? "

Yes.

Yes, you are.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"A ghost poo? "

Well, it IS Halloween...

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day?

Only if you push it back in again and repeat (though none of my gay friends do this as far as I know). "

What about if one clenches one’s buttocks after turtleheading and sucks it back up the chute?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

There's nothing as overrated as a bad fuck and nothing as underrated as a good shit

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By *aissez-faireMan over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day?

Only if you push it back in again and repeat (though none of my gay friends do this as far as I know).

What the actual fuck did I just read

The visual is there now, you can’t un-visualise it!

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By *aissez-faireMan over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day?

Only if you push it back in again and repeat (though none of my gay friends do this as far as I know).

What about if one clenches one’s buttocks after turtleheading and sucks it back up the chute? "

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

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More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day? "

NNNNNNNNNNNNoooooooooooooooooooo!

that does not prove your Ghayyyyyyyyyyyy!

The fact you are a sensual "petite" aunty like figure WITH A COCK, who likes sucking cock and takes it up the jacksy does make you ghaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy though!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A ghost poo? "

I always find is satisfying with a ghost poo

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan over a year ago

All over the place

"The best thing is when you wipe and the paper is clean.

Best poo's ever these are

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By *inky ChefMan over a year ago

Norwich

"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day? "

It doesn't make you anything as long as you didn't cum.

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By *agerMorganMan over a year ago

Canvey Island

annnnd that’s enough internet for the day..

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Mr Hankey?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I feel like my brain has been violated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day? "

Hey, pooh talk is for the boys, you stay out of our territory!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

* actually wishes Wi-Fi didn’t work.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I was just on Urban Dictionary and am now joyously enlightened as to the correct phraseology for when one gets splashback from a particularly mighty depth charge.

It’s called a stank water wash, a mud cleanse or a poor man's bidet

I feel that I have acquired great wisdom this day

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Did you save it to play pooh sticks later ?

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By *eardyBikerMan over a year ago

nr stonehaven

It’s a most delectable feeling indeed; as though the weight of the world has been suddenly lifted from one’s shoulders (via the anus)