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By *ntelligentguy OP   Man  over a year ago

Tamworth

I'm not one for sending dick pics, but it seems many guys on here are pretty cool with it.

Each to their own & absolutely no judgement here.

But a question to the ladies & anyone else who loves dick, have you ever been so impressed by just the sight of a man's "love rod" that it's made you lose all control?

I'm talking Paul McKenna level dicknosis that makes you ignore all other pics, because, you know, the magic of the mini Casanova was just so powerful.

Don't all willie's look the same? Or are some worthy of praise and have a personally of their own?

(Funny answers gracefully welcomed)

Bonus kudos if you reply with your favourite word for a penis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dicknosis.

Borrowing that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve never suffered from dicknosis. And my favourite word for penis is wanger

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By *ntelligentguy OP   Man  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Dicknosis.

Borrowing that. "

You're welcome

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By *ntelligentguy OP   Man  over a year ago

Tamworth


"I’ve never suffered from dicknosis. And my favourite word for penis is wanger "

Dont go too hard or you'll end up with Wangers and mash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've wondered this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is there a corresponding need to get in someone’s ass? Whether it’s eating ass or divk? So much that you just can’t be in in enough? Is assmosis a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My favourite word is penis

And there's 4 forumites that have made me druel....but they'll never know otherwise they may block me

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By *JtheTomMan  over a year ago

London

I think guys are more the drivers of this and upload more for themselves. Hardwired brains comparing thiers with others like in a big shower room... A chronic state of dick-upmanship?

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

No never.

Most look pretty much the same.

Some look really weird.

You're welcome

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

No I've never suffered from 'dicknosis' OP, I do like the word dicknosis tho!

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

No

One sausage looks very much like the next sausage to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd like to suffer from some dicknosis.

Maybe if I concentrated less on the personality I'd get laid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not one for sending dick pics, but it seems many guys on here are pretty cool with it.

Each to their own & absolutely no judgement here.

But a question to the ladies & anyone else who loves dick, have you ever been so impressed by just the sight of a man's "love rod" that it's made you lose all control?

I'm talking Paul McKenna level dicknosis that makes you ignore all other pics, because, you know, the magic of the mini Casanova was just so powerful.

Don't all willie's look the same? Or are some worthy of praise and have a personally of their own?

(Funny answers gracefully welcomed)

Bonus kudos if you reply with your favourite word for a penis"

Love a good meat bat

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

No. Some are worthy of praise because they feel fantastic and respond incredibly. I've never been dicknotised. Cockdr*nk yes. Dickstracted, yep. Far too frequently. I want to experience dicknosis now.

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By *ntelligentguy OP   Man  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Is there a corresponding need to get in someone’s ass? Whether it’s eating ass or divk? So much that you just can’t be in in enough? Is assmosis a thing? "

You should make this a new thing

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Look into the (single) eye of the dragon and despair!’

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I've never been dicknotised. Cockdr*nk yes. Dickstracted, yep. Far too frequently. I want to experience dicknosis now."

You’ve never looked directly into Rex’s infamous eye? Not around the eye, into the eye …

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By *ntelligentguy OP   Man  over a year ago

Tamworth


"No I've never suffered from 'dicknosis' OP, I do like the word dicknosis tho! "

I hereby grant you unlimited use of the word Dicknosis. May it serve you well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"‘Look into the (single) eye of the dragon and despair!’ "

Yes sir.

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By *rozac_fairyCouple  over a year ago

tamworth

There's one guy I follow elsewhere, he posts the most amazing nudes, like works of art.

But no, most of the time I just get the ick at dick pics. Some are gorgeous but I don't need pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only time I find a dick pic appealling is when it's attached to someone who knows how to use it with me.

Unless I'm ridiculously horny then sometime they are kinda appealling, sort of.

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"No I've never suffered from 'dicknosis' OP, I do like the word dicknosis tho!

I hereby grant you unlimited use of the word Dicknosis. May it serve you well "

Thank you, I will now try to get it into as many conversations as I can!

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff

I love a good duel with a pork sword!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I've done some dickmatizing over the years but I do have a very pretty penis

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"No I've never suffered from 'dicknosis' OP, I do like the word dicknosis tho! "

Anddd back in the room.

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By *ntelligentguy OP   Man  over a year ago

Tamworth


"I love a good duel with a pork sword!"

Pork Sword . Not heard that one in a while

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

Don't all willie's look the same?

"

Nope. Even men know this.

Otherwise there wouldn't be so many 'cut or uncut' threads, topics of 'what size is the best' or men bemoaning women who like a certain size/colour.

Very few dicks look the same. They're usually as individual as the person they're attached to.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"

Don't all willie's look the same?

Nope. Even men know this.

Otherwise there wouldn't be so many 'cut or uncut' threads, topics of 'what size is the best' or men bemoaning women who like a certain size/colour.

Very few dicks look the same. They're usually as individual as the person they're attached to. "

Can't say I've ever looked down and been reminded of Big Harrold

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By *ntelligentguy OP   Man  over a year ago

Tamworth


"

Don't all willie's look the same?

Very few dicks look the same. They're usually as individual as the person they're attached to. "

I know a guy who's penis looks like a King Edward's Potato. He's a dicktator

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"

Don't all willie's look the same?

Nope. Even men know this.

Otherwise there wouldn't be so many 'cut or uncut' threads, topics of 'what size is the best' or men bemoaning women who like a certain size/colour.

Very few dicks look the same. They're usually as individual as the person they're attached to. "

Before they used fingerprints to identify crimes, they used dick prints

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

Don't all willie's look the same?

Very few dicks look the same. They're usually as individual as the person they're attached to.

I know a guy who's penis looks like a King Edward's Potato. He's a dicktator"

A young potato arrived home one day to discover her father had promised her hand in marriage to King Edward.

She cried out in horror 'but father, I want to marry John Motson....we're in love-'

'Sorry daughter' he said. 'You can't marry him. He's a common-tator'

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By *ntelligentguy OP   Man  over a year ago

Tamworth


"

Don't all willie's look the same?

Very few dicks look the same. They're usually as individual as the person they're attached to.

I know a guy who's penis looks like a King Edward's Potato. He's a dicktator

A young potato arrived home one day to discover her father had promised her hand in marriage to King Edward.

She cried out in horror 'but father, I want to marry John Motson....we're in love-'

'Sorry daughter' he said. 'You can't marry him. He's a common-tator' "

Smashing!

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"

Don't all willie's look the same?

Very few dicks look the same. They're usually as individual as the person they're attached to.

I know a guy who's penis looks like a King Edward's Potato. He's a dicktator

A young potato arrived home one day to discover her father had promised her hand in marriage to King Edward.

She cried out in horror 'but father, I want to marry John Motson....we're in love-'

'Sorry daughter' he said. 'You can't marry him. He's a common-tator' "

Got a chip on his shoulder?

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