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Money Problem ..... or is it ?
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To get started in business I borrowed £50 from my pimp and £50 from a customer. So I borrowed £100 altogether.
I bought lube a dildo and nipple clamps which came to £97.00.
I gave my pimp £1 change and my customer £1 change so now I owe them each £49 and I kept £1 to get a trolley later at Scandals
Now .... 49 and 49 I owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley comes to £99.....
Where's the other £1 ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You had £100, bought £97 worth of goods for your business and spent £1 on a trolley, reduced your debt by £2 which adds up to £100. There is no missing pound."
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Nope Crumpster. Check your lower pocket*, it's where I put stuff I don't want to lose.
*your vagina.
Oh... I was hoping you would say your prison wallet "
Prison wallet!  I'd not heard that before. Going to use it a lot now.  |
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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago
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"You had £100, bought £97 worth of goods for your business and spent £1 on a trolley, reduced your debt by £2 which adds up to £100. There is no missing pound."
Exactly. OP your maths is off here. You have added where you should have subtracted, that is all.
£49 and £49 you owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley takes it down to £97 |
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"To get started in business I borrowed £50 from my pimp and £50 from a customer. So I borrowed £100 altogether.
I bought lube a dildo and nipple clamps which came to £97.00.
I gave my pimp £1 change and my customer £1 change so now I owe them each £49 and I kept £1 to get a trolley later at Scandals
Now .... 49 and 49 I owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley comes to £99.....
Where's the other £1 ????"
Tax? |
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"To get started in business I borrowed £50 from my pimp and £50 from a customer. So I borrowed £100 altogether.
I bought lube a dildo and nipple clamps which came to £97.00.
I gave my pimp £1 change and my customer £1 change so now I owe them each £49 and I kept £1 to get a trolley later at Scandals
Now .... 49 and 49 I owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley comes to £99.....
Where's the other £1 ????"
Delivery costs |
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"You had £100, bought £97 worth of goods for your business and spent £1 on a trolley, reduced your debt by £2 which adds up to £100. There is no missing pound."
So if I had 100 and reduced by debt by 2 and owe 98 and still have one pound for the trolley that's 99
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"You kindly gave it to a homeless person"
The last one I gave to asked me if I had anymore cos he was short  and the one before him asked me if I thought he was a fucking dog and to stick my money
Good job im not sensitive |
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"You had £100, bought £97 worth of goods for your business and spent £1 on a trolley, reduced your debt by £2 which adds up to £100. There is no missing pound.
Exactly. OP your maths is off here. You have added where you should have subtracted, that is all.
£49 and £49 you owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley takes it down to £97"
Okay clever clogs...... where's the other £3? |
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Swerve the pimp, what do you want a pimp for? If he's soft enough to fall for it, it's own fault - life lesson.
The customer, well they're a customer you'll pay that off in 15 mins granny you strike me as efficient
Home a dry all profit who cares about a quid. Probably down the backseat of the couch. Flip that sucker over in a month you'll have a £20 quid for the chippy one night. |
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"HMRC probably stole it
This is about the most sensible answer.
I did say tax earlier  "
You did and that should be acknowledged.
HE SAID IT EARLIER! OKAY BUT THE LETTERS HMRC MAKE ME TAKE NOTICE FOR SOME REASON BUT HE DID SAY IT FIRST......
Thank you . That was probably the most sensible answer |
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"HMRC probably stole it
This is about the most sensible answer.
I did say tax earlier
You did and that should be acknowledged.
HE SAID IT EARLIER! OKAY BUT THE LETTERS HMRC MAKE ME TAKE NOTICE FOR SOME REASON BUT HE DID SAY IT FIRST......
Thank you . That was probably the most sensible answer"
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"Swerve the pimp, what do you want a pimp for? If he's soft enough to fall for it, it's own fault - life lesson.
The customer, well they're a customer you'll pay that off in 15 mins granny you strike me as efficient
Home a dry all profit who cares about a quid. Probably down the backseat of the couch. Flip that sucker over in a month you'll have a £20 quid for the chippy one night."
Don't tell anyone but I don't really have a Pimp and I've known where the pound is all along...... but I like folk explaining it to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Swerve the pimp, what do you want a pimp for? If he's soft enough to fall for it, it's own fault - life lesson.
The customer, well they're a customer you'll pay that off in 15 mins granny you strike me as efficient
Home a dry all profit who cares about a quid. Probably down the backseat of the couch. Flip that sucker over in a month you'll have a £20 quid for the chippy one night.
Don't tell anyone but I don't really have a Pimp and I've known where the pound is all along...... but I like folk explaining it to me"
This sounds like tax fraud to me. You "borrowed" money from a non existant person and you know where the missing money is!! |
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"Swerve the pimp, what do you want a pimp for? If he's soft enough to fall for it, it's own fault - life lesson.
The customer, well they're a customer you'll pay that off in 15 mins granny you strike me as efficient
Home a dry all profit who cares about a quid. Probably down the backseat of the couch. Flip that sucker over in a month you'll have a £20 quid for the chippy one night.
Don't tell anyone but I don't really have a Pimp and I've known where the pound is all along...... but I like folk explaining it to me
This sounds like tax fraud to me. You "borrowed" money from a non existant person and you know where the missing money is!!"
you mean HMRC fraud...... |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"On your way into Scandals you dropped the pound in a charity collectors tin, they were collecting for sex addicts anonymous.
Did my donation help your addiction Daizy ?"
Didn't touch the sides Granny!   |
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"On your way into Scandals you dropped the pound in a charity collectors tin, they were collecting for sex addicts anonymous.
Did my donation help your addiction Daizy ?
Didn't touch the sides Granny! "
You can get Kegels for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Swerve the pimp, what do you want a pimp for? If he's soft enough to fall for it, it's own fault - life lesson.
The customer, well they're a customer you'll pay that off in 15 mins granny you strike me as efficient
Home a dry all profit who cares about a quid. Probably down the backseat of the couch. Flip that sucker over in a month you'll have a £20 quid for the chippy one night.
Don't tell anyone but I don't really have a Pimp and I've known where the pound is all along...... but I like folk explaining it to me
This sounds like tax fraud to me. You "borrowed" money from a non existant person and you know where the missing money is!!
you mean HMRC fraud...... "
Just remember the phrase "the money was only resting in my account" granny and everything will be fine  |
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"Should have haggled a better deal on your dildo etc. Paid £96
They could have had £2 each. Sorted. "
I paid 97 if I pay 96 that's ONE pound..
If I already gave them one pound each and I only save one pound that's three pounds so how can I give them 2 each ? Still a pound missing ! |
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"Swerve the pimp, what do you want a pimp for? If he's soft enough to fall for it, it's own fault - life lesson.
The customer, well they're a customer you'll pay that off in 15 mins granny you strike me as efficient
Home a dry all profit who cares about a quid. Probably down the backseat of the couch. Flip that sucker over in a month you'll have a £20 quid for the chippy one night.
Don't tell anyone but I don't really have a Pimp and I've known where the pound is all along...... but I like folk explaining it to me"
I have to admit it did feel like I was teaching me gran how to suck eggs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To get started in business I borrowed £50 from my pimp and £50 from a customer. So I borrowed £100 altogether.
I bought lube a dildo and nipple clamps which came to £97.00.
I gave my pimp £1 change and my customer £1 change so now I owe them each £49 and I kept £1 to get a trolley later at Scandals
Now .... 49 and 49 I owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley comes to £99.....
Where's the other £1 ????"
It's gone to a land far far away...pound land |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To get started in business I borrowed £50 from my pimp and £50 from a customer. So I borrowed £100 altogether.
I bought lube a dildo and nipple clamps which came to £97.00.
I gave my pimp £1 change and my customer £1 change so now I owe them each £49 and I kept £1 to get a trolley later at Scandals
Now .... 49 and 49 I owe is £98 and the £1 for the trolley comes to £99.....
Where's the other £1 ????
It's gone to a land far far away...pound land "
Made me giggle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was that expensive German lube of the bring your whole hand variety? I mean 97 quid? I go to China for my clamps and rubber cocks. pt
How much is the bus fare ?"
Surely you have a bus pass Granny?? |
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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago
North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester |
"You had £100, bought £97 worth of goods for your business and spent £1 on a trolley, reduced your debt by £2 which adds up to £100. There is no missing pound."
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