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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
On a coffee table though?
Just some light relief from all these deep threads that inevitably are probably making some users feel like shit. We all are gonna die people, let's just have a laugh eh? |
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In a hotel room that had a coffee table and chairs near a big window overlooking the airfield. It wasn’t completely in the table, more bent over with one leg on it, leaning on the window watching all the private jets come in. Excellent for people watching, so so for sex |
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Basically if it's anywhere in close proximity to me there's a good chance I'll walk into it. To be fair turns out there's a reason why I do all the time. So I can technically blame it on the way my brain is wired rather than just thinking I'm clumsy. Not that it really helps me sleep nay better at night because whichever way you look at it reason or not I'm still a bull in a China shop. And breaking thinks I adore is worse than the physical pain.
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"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!
Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position"
It generally helps if they're taller than me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!
Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position"
How short are you?? |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!
Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position
How short are you??"
13cm
I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!
Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position
How short are you??
13cm
I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?"
Sturdy tables. Climb on top of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!
Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position
How short are you??
13cm
I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?
Sturdy tables. Climb on top of it "
He knows. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!
Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position
How short are you??
13cm
I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?
Sturdy tables. Climb on top of it "
Oh you mean both on the table!
For some reason I was imagining the guy standing on the floor.
That helps! |
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"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!
Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position
How short are you??
13cm
I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?
Sturdy tables. Climb on top of it
Oh you mean both on the table!
For some reason I was imagining the guy standing on the floor.
That helps!"
Move the balls first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes. We had this conversation with KnightsoftheCoffeeTable. Can you believe they don't actually own a coffee table? I was speechless.
Fucking on the dining table is great though.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!
Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position
How short are you??
13cm
I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?
Sturdy tables. Climb on top of it
Oh you mean both on the table!
For some reason I was imagining the guy standing on the floor.
That helps!"
Works both ways |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Sorry HOW LONG are guys legs to be able to fuck someone on a pool or snooker table?!
Either they have the legs of a fucking giraffe or they're in one awkward as fuck position
How short are you??
13cm
I maintain my point. Does not sound comfortable. Are people talking those kiddy pool tables?
Sturdy tables. Climb on top of it
Oh you mean both on the table!
For some reason I was imagining the guy standing on the floor.
That helps!
Move the balls first "
Or if you're really naughty, sit on a ball teehee |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
I once said to a lady, "You remind me of my little toe."
She replied "Why? Because I'm tiny and pink?"
To which I replied, "No. Because I'm going to bang you on the coffee table tonight."
Apologies in advance. I'll just get my coat.  |
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"Car bonnet
Office
Chair
Sofa
Coffee table.....no. They're a bit small aren't they?
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You're just being cruel towards the coffee table, I've read ya profile, yeah, you love the coffee table really. Never too small to put your wand on and just the right height |
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Oh! I’ve banged on a boardroom table. That gives a nice bit of alliteration, doesn’t it?
And I have a story about not banging and someone falling *right through* a glass-topped coffee table. But I’m sure I’ve told that one on the forums before. |
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"I've not got coffee table. I feel like I'm missing out."
Unbelievable
You've got a snooker table and all these other things and now you actually realise you haven't got a coffee table!
Poor girl.
We will come round and measure you up for one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee table no, as I don't have one .. but over the table, the sofa arm rest, or kind of bent over the back of the sofa, bent over the kitchen worksurface and lastly on a chair (just thinking of furniture in the lounge/kitchen area), yep I've done those. And very nice they were too |
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"Yes. We had this conversation with KnightsoftheCoffeeTable. Can you believe they don't actually own a coffee table? I was speechless.
Fucking on the dining table is great though.
F"
Hope you give it a good wipe after |
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I won’t go on about it but 2 women were bent over the kitchen table at the weekend - the mirror on the wall is perfectly placed just above the table so they could watch as the were taken from behind  
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"Coffee table no, as I don't have one .. but over the table, the sofa arm rest, or kind of bent over the back of the sofa, bent over the kitchen worksurface and lastly on a chair (just thinking of furniture in the lounge/kitchen area), yep I've done those. And very nice they were too "
I'm up for taking you to Ikea |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
My coffee table is actually an old office table that went with my desk.
I used to have my printer on it.
My actual coffee table had my television on for years, but I no longer have one, so it's got folded up washing and a half put together chest of drawers on at the moment.
I would be too scared to bang on it as it's glass.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a coffee table though?
Just some light relief from all these deep threads that inevitably are probably making some users feel like shit. We all are gonna die people, let's just have a laugh eh? "
Coffee table sex is reserved for people trying to save a failing marriage or very young people that watch too much porn |
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"I won’t go on about it but 2 women were bent over the kitchen table at the weekend - the mirror on the wall is perfectly placed just above the table so they could watch as the were taken from behind
K
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You have a mirror on your vids, you are a kinky couple! |
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All of this has got me very excited.
I just might get my coat, my coffee table and go dogging, now that'll get the ladies over to me. ...
Helping them up onto my car bonnet with my coffee table as a little step!! |
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"Dining table - yes
Snooker table - yes
Coffee table - no
Ooh snooker table!
Come on people, is no-one going to mention sinking the pink...
One in the pink two in the stink "
It was safe to assume you had that covered! 
Easy pink or a tight brown? I've played a lot snooker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine has a glass top….I’m not risking it!  "
You either have a 60's retro style living room or like some very alternative kink
(Im sorry my mind is in the gutter ) |
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