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THe worst phrases ever
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By *neforuto OP Man
over a year ago
Fantasy land in the SW |
Ok, maybe this is just a bit of fun but what phrases do you hear that makes your teeth grind. Mine is. 'I cant do nothing', when the correct use is 'I cant do anything'. I know, Im petty  |
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Shy bairns get nowt (or any variation of)
Well it was worth an ask (when it clearly was not)
I was only asking (in response to someone 'only answering' their question directly, but not in the way they wanted) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘I cant lie’ well you can, in-fact why is your reputation in disrepute, to require that disclaimer before every sentence?!
‘Its rude to spit/never waste a drop’ just swallow the man juice and keep it moving.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, maybe this is just a bit of fun but what phrases do you hear that makes your teeth grind. Mine is. 'I cant do nothing', when the correct use is 'I cant do anything'. I know, Im petty " I can’t do nothing irks me too - as do all double negatives  |
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The response you get from companies, local authorities, and other government bodies following a bereavement annoys me.
"We are sorry to hear about your sad loss." Really winds me up when they are not in the least bit sorry as in the next paragraph they want to know who is going to be responsible for picking up the tab for payments on agreements now that the deceased can no longer make them. Swansea city council, and Virgin being two that I can name. |
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""Oh I'm nothing without my morning coffee". It makes me want to take their mug off them and pour it out while maintaining eye contact."
You really haven’t seen me in the morning without caffeine ... if you had you'd be making me one lol  |
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By *ullyMan
over a year ago
Near Clacton |
I turned round and,,, I turned round and said,,, it turned round and,,,???
As it happens,,,, Grrrr.!
Well time flies, as the man said as he threw the clock out of the window. 22:48 now time for bed goodnight one and all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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those that say:
brought instead of bought
pacificly instead of specifically
literally for everything even in cases when it's metaphorically or figuratively.
Also I've never really understood when people say "I'm afraid that person isn't available"
Why would that make someone feel afraid? |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"If I were you…
Well you’re not so fuck off "
That’s worse because If I were you I would do exactly what you do because I would be you.
What they should say is
If you were me….
In which case the reply would be
Well I’m not, so fuck off.
Anyway.
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"‘Chest of draws’
They’re drawers. A chest of drawers. "
Worse when people refer to them as chester draws sounds like a bad ass bingo caller!!
*Here's your compare for tonight's Bingo Bongo Bonanza Chester Draws*!!
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"ending sentences with "Just saying""
Oh crumbs I started saying this all the time to wind people up and now I say it sometimes without thinking. Then I realise I have said it and spend the rest of the interaction trying to find s way of running away!  |
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When people actually say “LOL” at something funny that you have said.
I mean what?
Are you expressing to me that you are laughing out loud about what I have just said. Not by laughing out loud, but by saying LOL?!
Oh crumbs!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone says discreet on a profile or message - I don’t see anything else - instant ‘fuck off’
If you don’t say it does that mean you walk around with a big drum announcing you’re a swinger
K"
What’s so wrong with it? It’s often a euphemism for being bi. It’s also used as a way of saying that you’re not going to invade someone’s privacy or spread their business. And yup a lot of people on here do that. |
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"When someone says discreet on a profile or message - I don’t see anything else - instant ‘fuck off’
If you don’t say it does that mean you walk around with a big drum announcing you’re a swinger
K
What’s so wrong with it? It’s often a euphemism for being bi. It’s also used as a way of saying that you’re not going to invade someone’s privacy or spread their business. And yup a lot of people on here do that."
If they are messaging us then them being bi wouldn’t make any difference They have a choice on their profile to select that too.
Well they shouldn’t be swinging if they announce about others business - so also don’t need to say they’ll be discreet either - it’s a given.
If I see it, I interpret as they are in a relationship…
K |
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