Don’t be a clunt

By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

That’s not a typo.

I made it up, what do you think Clunt should mean.

I think it sounds like a device for closing the fire grate on a steam engine.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your discharge is all clunky like coleslaw. Doctor I've got a clunt.

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"When your discharge is all clunky like coleslaw. Doctor I've got a clunt."

Hmmm…that reminds me, I fancy a cheese and clunt sandwich….

By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Motor mechanic spiel.

"Na, yer big ends gone. Mate yer clunks shot to shit.... Don't even talk to me about yer crank shaft! By the way do yer feather ya clutch too?"

"Just for amusement how big did yer think yer bell housing/gear box was? Ha-ha & nah that's in a an articulated lorry mate"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The thread title reminded me of many times using the excuse ‘I said ship, I said SHIP!!’

By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh this is an old word Fiddles. I saw its definition in a joke book 30 years ago.

A female clown is a clunt.

You're welcome.