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Profile advice, I'm in...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just a thought, like many of these games I see on here.

I suggest we come together and help improve each others profiles one step at a time.

If you're up for it... Type..

"I'm in"

Then this will allow anyone to come view your profile and hopefully give pointers on how they think you should improve your profile or what they really like about your profile so others can get an idea of what's good.

Be nice.

Also I'm in and willing to chat to anyone. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK. We're in.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

ØK, I can take the critique like the next person. In.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep I'm in. Should be fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in "

Yours is good. Nice mix of photos and straight to the point bio.

Maybe add a bit more about who you are and what you have to offer?

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By *C_playtimeCouple over a year ago

Stoke on trent

OK (cautiously) please don't be too harsh!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm in. There's a lot to get through, sorry anyone who reads it.

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By *C_playtimeCouple over a year ago

Stoke on trent

"OK. We're in.

Great phots and bio. From my limited knowledge its great.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *et and WillingCouple over a year ago

Nuneaton

Ww are in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"OK (cautiously) please don't be too harsh! "

Great profile... you have set some boundaries which is always good, perhaps add some expectations on what you are looking to find as opposed to what you are not. At the moment it sounds like the experiences you've had have negative connotations moving forward, that might put people off.

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By *jays66Couple over a year ago

Essex

Ok we are in

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By *C_playtimeCouple over a year ago

Stoke on trent

"OK (cautiously) please don't be too harsh!

Oh great advice thankyou

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"OK (cautiously) please don't be too harsh!

Oh great advice thankyou

Very welcome

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

I’m in. And await the inevitable kicking

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Just a thought, like many of these games I see on here.

I suggest we come together and help improve each others profiles one step at a time.

If you're up for it... Type..

"I'm in"

Be nice.

Also I'm in and willing to chat to anyone. X"

I love your picture. Singular!!!! :-c’mon I’m a nosy cow & want more than one image. I’m a visual learner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in "

Neat, concise. Decent photos. Less is more regarding the the cock pics. Nice to see a profile free from throbbing veins. Friendly, approach profile text without obvious clichés and bonus points for not having the bdsm test results or Sydney University legal threats. I'd say you've done a pretty good job!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Ok we are in "

Love the detail in the information, its obviously well thought out qnd communicated to you... I would perhaps organise the different areas into categories such as... our expectations... what you can expect from us etc. Reason being people are lazy and they are very likely to skim read with that amount of detail. Make it easy for them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in

Yours is good. Nice mix of photos and straight to the point bio.

Maybe add a bit more about who you are and what you have to offer?"

Thank you. I take it on board.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

I’m in. Genuinely interested what people think.

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By *urious130Man over a year ago

Bolton

Im in and curious how others will critique me.......this could be great or go disasterously wrong !!! hahaha

BTW ive oonly recently rejoined as a single guy but am slowly finding my way so please be open as thats the best way to be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OK. We're in.

Nice header inviting people in to read.

Like the variety of pictures and videos available plus the friends ones which shows privacy but willing to share with the right people.

I can't honestly say I found anything bad about it. I'll take away the funny rhyme at the top. I enjoyed that

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Yep I'm in. Should be fun "

Well. You know what you want. And now I know what you want. I’d say a successful profile.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"I’m in. And await the inevitable kicking

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Misty, it's with a heavy heart that I tell thee you should wipe your profile and start all over again.

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By *oudoirGoddessWoman over a year ago

Fantasy Island

I’m in

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

We're in

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I haven't spiced my profile up for a long time, I may or may not make changes as it seems to work at the moment

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I haven't spiced my profile up for a long time, I may or may not make changes as it seems to work at the moment "

Oh yeah, I'm in

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By *C_playtimeCouple over a year ago

Stoke on trent

"We're in"

Love your write up. So polite, you have made your wants and wishes clear without being overly negative or aggressive sounding.

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"Yep I'm in. Should be fun "

Have you changed yours recently PW? I'm sure when I've read it previously it used to be more fun. Beautiful pictures and well written but it reads a bit like a job application at the moment. Put some more of that fun personality back into it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im in and curious how others will critique me.......this could be great or go disasterously wrong !!! hahaha

BTW ive oonly recently rejoined as a single guy but am slowly finding my way so please be open as thats the best way to be. "

I think the written part of your profile describes your desires and what you hope to get nicely.

I think the face picture is good but not sure how others feel about sun glasses but I think it's good because shows willing to be up front and not hide like me.

The other two pictures are a bit full on and I feel best in amongst more "arty" (for lack of a better phrase) pictures or shared during messages of asked.

But again I started this post for help myself so who am I to comment ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine must be perfect no ones commented hahaha

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"I haven't spiced my profile up for a long time, I may or may not make changes as it seems to work at the moment "

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Your profile is exquisite. Leave as is.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Mine must be perfect no ones commented hahaha"

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When you've reached your zenith what is there left to improve?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"I’m in. And await the inevitable kicking

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Misty, it's with a heavy heart that I tell thee you should wipe your profile and start all over again.

As in UNLOS?

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By *et and WillingCouple over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Mine must be perfect no ones commented hahaha"

Really nice profile. Great pics and your bio says what you want. Have fun x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine must be perfect no ones commented hahaha

Really nice profile. Great pics and your bio says what you want. Have fun x"

Thank you and you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine must be perfect no ones commented hahaha"

Very direct but hopefully that should out those you don't want, so I like the clear direct approach.

Saves everyone time.

Your pics are lush xx

You do have a spelling mistake though... You walk 8 miles a say...

I'm really bad for text auto-correction errors xx

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

I’m in

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm in

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

We're in

Mrs

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By *heelerMan over a year ago

Northants

Ok in im broad shouldered

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By *reyeyesesMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm in! I could use some help

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"We're in

Love your write up. So polite, you have made your wants and wishes clear without being overly negative or aggressive sounding. "

Thank you. Always wonder if it's too long, but at the same time we also need to get our point across!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"I’m in. And await the inevitable kicking

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Misty, it's with a heavy heart that I tell thee you should wipe your profile and start all over again.

As in UNLOS? "

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Noooo! I jest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I haven't spiced my profile up for a long time, I may or may not make changes as it seems to work at the moment

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Your profile is exquisite. Leave as is.

Cheers buddy, yours is like afternoon tea

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm in

Short and sweet and great photos, only way it could be improved was if you lived within a mile of me

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in. Do your worst

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"ØK, I can take the critique like the next person. In."

If Cârlsbërg did prøfiles...

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm in, but probably won't change fuck all ...

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"I'm in, but probably won't change fuck all ..."

I like your profile tbf, find it perfectly entertaining and amusing while also being somewhat informative

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'm in, but probably won't change fuck all ...

I like your profile tbf, find it perfectly entertaining and amusing while also being somewhat informative

I'll chalk that up as a win

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m in

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"I'm in

So you've lied about your age, what else have you lied about?

Hopefully the "chances" part. What's lacking in text is more than made up for in your pics

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"I'm in. Do your worst "

Any chance of a shag? It’s unclear

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in. Do your worst

Any chance of a shag? It’s unclear

For you? Always

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in. Do your worst

Any chance of a shag? It’s unclear

For you? Always

Although I should probably make it clearer on my profile for everyone else...

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By *urious130Man over a year ago

Bolton

Thanks M

Points taken and i will adjust accordingly.....glad i opted in as knowing how you are "viewed" can only really help cant it. I'll lose the sunnies and reduce the shock factor a little

I'll post again once ive done my editing bit.

cheers

p.s. I just love the humour and friendship that can be found on this site. So much better than other places full of obnoxious twats with views about everyone but themselves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then I’m in. Go easy on me though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in could do with some constructive criticism

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By *ungfunguy10Man over a year ago

chester/wales

Im in. Starting to enjoy my fab time again. So any advice or critique

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m in too. I never get around to updating my profile. Give me a nudge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine must be perfect no ones commented hahaha

Very direct but hopefully that should out those you don't want, so I like the clear direct approach.

Saves everyone time.

Your pics are lush xx

You do have a spelling mistake though... You walk 8 miles a say...

I'm really bad for text auto-correction errors xx"

Thank you I will correct that. No it doesn't sadly still get them

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in "

@Mature Gentleman...

A well written, decent profile. Only thing is that you wrote that face pics will be sent... but you have a face pic as your profile pic. So that seems a bit pointless to have in there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I'd definitely be in for this as I'm not really having any luck arranging meets

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"I'm in could do with some constructive criticism "

Can’t offer any. It’s a great profile.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"OK (cautiously) please don't be too harsh! "

Text great and to the point, photos great!

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

I'm in.

Il give you 'too much BW' for free.

Any other constructive criticism appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in. Tell me why I can’t meet anyone

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By *arkyboy165Man over a year ago

Sudbury, Suffolk

I'm in,any advice is good advice.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Mine is perfection though! Says and shows what I want to show and say - not what somebody else wants to see.

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By *ddie1966Man over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

In for a penny. In for a pound. Always looking to improve.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Go on then I’m in. Go easy on me though

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If you can saunter the cobbled streets of ye olde London Towne with me... I'll be very easy on you.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"ØK, I can take the critique like the next person. In."

Many dots. Some might say it's almost polka dot

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By *ddie1966Man over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Incidentally, MISTY, love your profile pics and honesty of your profile.

Fecking awesome makeup my dear. Could you do mine for Halloween ?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"ØK, I can take the critique like the next person. In.

Many dots. Some might say it's almost polka dot

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You and I should dance the Polka on the beautiful blue Danube.

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

Well I'm not sure I'm going to be able to sleep with the lights off for a week now!!

And not for the fun reason x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I'm in

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Incidentally, MISTY, love your profile pics and honesty of your profile.

Fecking awesome makeup my dear. Could you do mine for Halloween ?

Well that was double edged

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

OK.. iv tried but I can't criticise anyones profile or offer advice.

The few iv seen are awesome already

So I'm out for giving but in for receiving still.

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By *ungfunguy10Man over a year ago

chester/wales

Please any reviews

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By *ddie1966Man over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Incidentally, MISTY, love your profile pics and honesty of your profile.

Fecking awesome makeup my dear. Could you do mine for Halloween ?

Well that was double edged

Sorry Misty.

Spank my arse and call me a knob.

Still like your profile but it was Dirty Brown Boots images I loved.

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By *C_playtimeCouple over a year ago

Stoke on trent

I've altered ours slightly to make it a little more positive. Fingers crossed

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By *urious130Man over a year ago

Bolton

All done.....feel a little more exposed without the sunnies on hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in - do your worst

I have to add though I won't be uploading face or fanny pictures in my public pictures.

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By *rown_Bread78Man over a year ago

Leeds

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then I’m in. Go easy on me though

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If you can saunter the cobbled streets of ye olde London Towne with me... I'll be very easy on you.

How could I refuse an offer like that

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By *electableicecreamMan over a year ago

The West

I'm in

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By *et and WillingCouple over a year ago

Nuneaton

"I'm in - do your worst

I have to add though I won't be uploading face or fanny pictures in my public pictures.

Great profile. Stunning figure. Some arse youve got there gal

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'm in - do your worst

I have to add though I won't be uploading face or fanny pictures in my public pictures.

Missing a pic in flip flops, so.e pic lingerie.....a meet me now status.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeez don't all give me your opinion at once.

Literally one person!

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

Meli my only criticism is that your preferences are very very niche.

Iv seen women wanting just BBC but if your interests are just TBC I'm not sure you will get many messages as men don't like to admit if their cocks are Tiny

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Jeez don't all give me your opinion at once.

Literally one person!"

Needs work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know mines great.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Incidentally, MISTY, love your profile pics and honesty of your profile.

Fecking awesome makeup my dear. Could you do mine for Halloween ?

Well that was double edged

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

"Jeez don't all give me your opinion at once.

Literally one person!"

Ok....you asked for it.

I'm going to say something no woman has ever told me..

It's too long..

But then I'm just a lazy git so maybe you attract men with stamina and endurance.

But overall your profile is pretty damn great imo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OK.. iv tried but I can't criticise anyones profile or offer advice.

The few iv seen are awesome already

So I'm out for giving but in for receiving still."

Like your pictures, wish I had time to take some better pictures. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ingle_horny_availableMan over a year ago

hoylake

I'm in

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By *ddie1966Man over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Jeez don't all give me your opinion at once.

Literally one person!"

Petite,

I can't comment on your profile. I would simply turn into a blubbering wreck. Beauty and brains, I'd be totally irresponsible with my words..

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By *ungfunguy10Man over a year ago

chester/wales

"Jeez don't all give me your opinion at once.

Literally one person!"

9.5/10

Your bio is exactly what you want and looking for. Explains in great detail. Pictures are stunning. Classy, with different views. I like a lot

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I know mines great. "

Amen! A superb profile if I may say so good sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in - do your worst

I have to add though I won't be uploading face or fanny pictures in my public pictures.

Missing a pic in flip flops, so.e pic lingerie.....a meet me now status."

Right, I'll go find me flip-flops

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

"OK.. iv tried but I can't criticise anyones profile or offer advice.

The few iv seen are awesome already

So I'm out for giving but in for receiving still.

Like your pictures, wish I had time to take some better pictures. Xx"

Cheers mate.

Make time for pics.

Your text seems pretty honest and open without being crude but I think most women wouldn't read it without there being a few more pics to catch their attention.

A few pics will make a big difference.

Have a look at other men who seem popular in forums and copy some of their poses if you need ideas.

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By *illan-KillashMan over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I'm in. There's a lot to get through, sorry anyone who reads it."

TLDR.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not in

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'm in - do your worst

I have to add though I won't be uploading face or fanny pictures in my public pictures.

Missing a pic in flip flops, so.e pic lingerie.....a meet me now status.

Right, I'll go find me flip-flops"

Mate trust me you're onto a winner in flip flops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't improve on perfection, I'm good thanks.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Can't improve on perfection, I'm good thanks.

I concur - that be class that be!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Incidentally, MISTY, love your profile pics and honesty of your profile.

Fecking awesome makeup my dear. Could you do mine for Halloween ?

Well that was double edged

Now that I know the second paragraph was to someone with actual great Halloween makeup…. It’s less insulting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't improve on perfection, I'm good thanks.

What about a pic of you stuffing ya face full of Maccys hash browns?

Now that’s some high quality porno pic shit.

Please…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't improve on perfection, I'm good thanks.

What about a pic of you stuffing ya face full of Maccys hash browns?

Now that’s some high quality porno pic shit.

Please…..

Friends only I'm afraid.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Can't improve on perfection, I'm good thanks.

Bollocks get a pic on a skateboard outside an igloo, you'll be getting there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't improve on perfection, I'm good thanks.

Bollocks get a pic on a skateboard outside an igloo, you'll be getting there

Working on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't improve on perfection, I'm good thanks.

What about a pic of you stuffing ya face full of Maccys hash browns?

Now that’s some high quality porno pic shit.

Please…..

Friends only I'm afraid."

Dammit, I’m crushed.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Can't improve on perfection, I'm good thanks.

What about a pic of you stuffing ya face full of Maccys hash browns?

Now that’s some high quality porno pic shit.

Please…..

Friends only I'm afraid.

Dammit, I’m crushed.

She demolishes those hash browns

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Can't improve on perfection, I'm good thanks.

Bollocks get a pic on a skateboard outside an igloo, you'll be getting there

Working on it."

Just remember don't lick the ice

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By *_hot_hornyCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

We're in... Forever rewriting it so hopefully this will help!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Can't improve on perfection, I'm good thanks.

Less face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't improve on perfection, I'm good thanks.

Less face"

I try and hide it but it's the only I have, I apologise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in :3

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in, do your worst

I will have reasons for things though

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Meli my only criticism is that your preferences are very very niche.

Iv seen women wanting just BBC but if your interests are just TBC I'm not sure you will get many messages as men don't like to admit if their cocks are Tiny

It took me a long time to get this. I've finally understood it. Bravo.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Jeez don't all give me your opinion at once.

Literally one person!"

•

OK...I shall peruse and report back forthwith!...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Incidentally, MISTY, love your profile pics and honesty of your profile.

Fecking awesome makeup my dear. Could you do mine for Halloween ?

Well that was double edged

Now that I know the second paragraph was to someone with actual great Halloween makeup…. It’s less insulting

"
Phew

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By *et and WillingCouple over a year ago

Nuneaton

None for us then

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I'm in, do your worst

I will have reasons for things though

An honest and exceptionally well composed profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jeez don't all give me your opinion at once.

Literally one person!

•

OK...I shall peruse and report back forthwith!...

I am terrible at looking at profiles but I've just looked at yours for the first time Nero, can I steal the line "lazy the keyboard lazy on the headboard"? Sums me up pretty well.

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By *estinyIsAllCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

We're in!

D x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None for us then

"
- lovely open friendly & assertive profile blurb. Great all-inclusive pics

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By *inkygentkentMan over a year ago

Maidstone

I'll probably regret this but I'm in - no-one looks at my profile anyway

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By *et and WillingCouple over a year ago

Nuneaton

"None for us then

- lovely open friendly & assertive profile blurb. Great all-inclusive pics "

Thankyou

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm in for advice on how to make it more hostile and obvious that I'm not interested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None for us then

- lovely open friendly & assertive profile blurb. Great all-inclusive pics

Thankyou

xx"
I'm so sorry in advance. Spelling Arnt( is it aren't, are not)

And good pics, I like there's a pic of both of you

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

In just for laughs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in, do your worst

I will have reasons for things though

An honest and exceptionally well composed profile

Haha that's cool, considering I removed all pics and took away who I'm looking for, I appreciate the feedback. Can only be myself

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I'll probably regret this but I'm in - no-one looks at my profile anyway

Drop the silly legal institution warning nonsense. Otherwise text isn't too bad.

Not many photos, but appreciate the variety and that there's nothing offensive in there

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By *inkygentkentMan over a year ago

Maidstone

Much appreciated!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I'm in for advice on how to make it more hostile and obvious that I'm not interested

Two words. Use them.

"Not interested"

Right now it's giving off I'm interested if you're my cup of tea vibes. Like they need to make an effort. It's not hostile enough, more like a grizzly bear cub.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I'm in for advice on how to make it more hostile and obvious that I'm not interested

Two words. Use them.

"Not interested"

Right now it's giving off I'm interested if you're my cup of tea vibes. Like they need to make an effort. It's not hostile enough, more like a grizzly bear cub.

But I might be interested if they're my cup of tea. It's been known to happen.

Cubs are cute

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By *tevebackagainMan over a year ago

near horrabridge

I’m in

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m in, although I’m in doesntvquite seem adequate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in. Tell me why I can’t meet anyone"

Plenty of pics. Clear on what you want. Not sure really. Maybe age has something to do with it. I only meet black but from my perspective if helps. Too young. I like tall fit guys. No disrespect. So it would be a no from me. But persevere there is always someone for everyone. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None for us then

I actually don't think you need to change or add anything else. Your profile is good.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm in for advice on how to make it more hostile and obvious that I'm not interested

Massive googly eyes for nipples will do it.

Ohhhhhhhhh

Perhaps try having Boris Johnson tattooed on your arse.

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By *utie bootyMan over a year ago

the manor that never was

I'm in, I need help.

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m in too, feedback welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in, never been good with profiles

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm in, I need help."

You’ll always likely be on the back foot with the no pics because of my job bit.

Fair enough if you don’t want to put pics up, the because of my job bit sounds a bit lame really.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’m in, although I’m in doesntvquite seem adequate

I likes thy profile very muchly!

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By *nexplored kinksMan over a year ago

Oldham

"Mine must be perfect no ones commented hahaha"

A very nice profile indeed

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By *ddie1966Man over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Incidentally, MISTY, love your profile pics and honesty of your profile.

Fecking awesome makeup my dear. Could you do mine for Halloween ?

Well that was double edged

Now that I know the second paragraph was to someone with actual great Halloween makeup…. It’s less insulting

Phew

Seriously though, most of the ladies on here have great profiles.

Personally I don't go for ladies profiles showing cheeky bits. Leave something to the imagination. It's like getting christmas presents that aren't wrapped up and let's face it, the unwrapping is sometimes better than the present itself.

Many apologies for any confusion caused earlier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in

So you've lied about your age, what else have you lied about?

Hopefully the "chances" part. What's lacking in text is more than made up for in your pics

I'm actually a man

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By *et and WillingCouple over a year ago

Nuneaton

"None for us then

- lovely open friendly & assertive profile blurb. Great all-inclusive pics

Thankyou

xx I'm so sorry in advance. Spelling Arnt( is it aren't, are not)

And good pics, I like there's a pic of both of you"

Thanks and sorted spelling

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By *et and WillingCouple over a year ago

Nuneaton

"None for us then

I actually don't think you need to change or add anything else. Your profile is good.

Thankyou thats nice to know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always up for advice

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By *nexplored kinksMan over a year ago

Oldham

Did I say that I'm also in

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By *uddly GoblinMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in for some constructive criticism

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK. We're in.

Nice header inviting people in to read.

Like the variety of pictures and videos available plus the friends ones which shows privacy but willing to share with the right people.

I can't honestly say I found anything bad about it. I'll take away the funny rhyme at the top. I enjoyed that"

Thanks

I think the rhyme is the best bit.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"I'm in

So you've lied about your age, what else have you lied about?

Hopefully the "chances" part. What's lacking in text is more than made up for in your pics

I'm actually a man

Can confirm as true!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“I’m in” I need some help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“I’m in” I need some help"

Few more pics. Maybe add more to your profile. It reads a bit like a dating site. Say more about what you are into and what kind of person you are looking for

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Jeez don't all give me your opinion at once.

Literally one person!

•

OK...I shall peruse and report back forthwith!...

I am terrible at looking at profiles but I've just looked at yours for the first time Nero, can I steal the line "Lazy on the keyboard = Lazy on the headboard".

Sums me up pretty well."

•

Go for it.

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

Bit late but I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in!

Wow..... that's straight to the point. If I was a man I dnt think I'd even go there. So belittling sorry. I know men can be dicks but not all. Anyway that's just my opinion

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By *ohntall123Man over a year ago

Biggleswade

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in!

It’s a bit shit. But I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in. Tell me why I can’t meet anyone

I did think it’s because I’m fat tbf. But the fact that I’m too young is probably more likely it, init?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in!

Wow..... that's straight to the point. If I was a man I dnt think I'd even go there. So belittling sorry. I know men can be dicks but not all. Anyway that's just my opinion"

Why would a man go there?

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By *ingle_horny_availableMan over a year ago

hoylake

I'm in any advice/feedback would be appreciated

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

Not in

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