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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ham and cheese on toast
Or cream cheese on toast
I'm detecting a theme
What you got offer to the debate.
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And lo, it was written in the Great Book of Toasted Dough products;
The Holy Cheese of Cream shalt not abide and lay with the Toasted Loaf. For it is known by the righteous that it shalt only lay with the Bagel, as with the Salted Bovine and the Corned Bovine.
Upon the Holy Body that is the Toasted Loaf, may it forever stay crisp and not damply limp, shall be the golden Beaten Bovine lactate. Upon this shall lay only two additions; the Extract of Yeast or Porcine Belly.
Upon this most Holy union may then be laid the Cheddar, in such depth to rival the great Tower. To the firey Grill to melt said Cheddar.
I may be bored and insomniac.
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