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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Elon Musk has a kid called X AE A-1 and a girl called Exa Dark Siderel and another that’s cloned or something called Techno Mechanicus Tau, and possibly 11 more, but some of them could be AI, not real children.
Anyway what would you call a kid if you’re having one? Iim an not. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Elon Musk has a kid called X AE A-1 and a girl called Exa Dark Siderel and another that’s cloned or something called Techno Mechanicus Tau, and possibly 11 more, but some of them could be AI, not real children.
Anyway what would you call a kid if you’re having one? Iim an not."
Techno Mechanicus Tau? Definite Warhammer 40k reference there  |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"George Foreman’s children are all George. "
That’s pretty cool.
Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing. |
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When my wife was pregnant I was fed up with everyone asking what name we had chosen, so I would answer, "Adolf Saddam!"
He was born just after Posh and Becks had their first one.
I used to tell people we'd had a baby, and when they asked what we'd called him, I would reply, "well you know how Posh and Becks called their son Brooklyn because that's where he was conceived, well we did the same and called him, "Ford Fiesta!"
The look on their faces was priceless.
(We actually called him Lewis!) |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Elon Musk has a kid called X AE A-1 and a girl called Exa Dark Siderel and another that’s cloned or something called Techno Mechanicus Tau, and possibly 11 more, but some of them could be AI, not real children.
Anyway what would you call a kid if you’re having one? Iim an not.
Techno Mechanicus Tau? Definite Warhammer 40k reference there "
I Actually, like it. If I get another cat in the future, it’s having that for a name, far better than Lunar & Stalky (the current cats I’ve taken off the street and renamed) |
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He was born just after Posh and Becks had their first one.
I used to tell people we'd had a baby, and when they asked what we'd called him, I would reply, "well you know how Posh and Becks called their son Brooklyn because that's where he was conceived, well we did the same and called him, "Ford Fiesta!"
The look on their faces was priceless.
(We actually called him Lewis!)"
Was he conceived in a Ford Fiesta on the Isle of Lewis ? |
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"George Foreman’s children are all George.
That’s pretty cool.
Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing."
He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes. |
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"When my wife was pregnant I was fed up with everyone asking what name we had chosen, so I would answer, "Adolf Saddam!"
He was born just after Posh and Becks had their first one.
I used to tell people we'd had a baby, and when they asked what we'd called him, I would reply, "well you know how Posh and Becks called their son Brooklyn because that's where he was conceived, well we did the same and called him, "Ford Fiesta!"
The look on their faces was priceless.
(We actually called him Lewis!)"
Short for John Lewis? |
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"George Foreman’s children are all George.
That’s pretty cool.
Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.
He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes. "
Must be confusing on Xmas day when opening presents. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Elon Musk has a kid called X AE A-1 and a girl called Exa Dark Siderel and another that’s cloned or something called Techno Mechanicus Tau, and possibly 11 more, but some of them could be AI, not real children.
Anyway what would you call a kid if you’re having one? Iim an not.
Techno Mechanicus Tau? Definite Warhammer 40k reference there
I Actually, like it. If I get another cat in the future, it’s having that for a name, far better than Lunar & Stalky (the current cats I’ve taken off the street and renamed)"
For a cat I'd call it Lionel Johnson AKA "The Lion" Primarch |
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"George Foreman’s children are all George.
That’s pretty cool.
Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.
He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes.
Must be confusing on Xmas day when opening presents."
That reminds me of an old joke.
A social worker goes to visit a single mum with ten children who live in a council estate.
They're all called John.
The social worker seemed surprised!
"It makes life easy", said the mum.
I just say, "John your dinners ready" or "John it's bedtime" and that's it!
"What happens if you just want the attention of one of them?" Asked the social worker.
"I just call them by their surname!"
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"George Foreman’s children are all George.
That’s pretty cool.
Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.
He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes.
Must be confusing on Xmas day when opening presents.
That reminds me of an old joke.
A social worker goes to visit a single mum with ten children who live in a council estate.
They're all called John.
The social worker seemed surprised!
"It makes life easy", said the mum.
I just say, "John your dinners ready" or "John it's bedtime" and that's it!
"What happens if you just want the attention of one of them?" Asked the social worker.
"I just call them by their surname!"
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That’s very mean , ban him. ^
I have a friend called John |
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I worked in an organisation that paid out social security benefits for a while. Saw loads of funny ones , in the days before data regulation we’d keep our “ funny file”
Best one was Ebineezer Hedgehog Cringebottom.. |
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"George Foreman’s children are all George.
That’s pretty cool.
Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.
He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes.
Must be confusing on Xmas day when opening presents.
That reminds me of an old joke.
A social worker goes to visit a single mum with ten children who live in a council estate.
They're all called John.
The social worker seemed surprised!
"It makes life easy", said the mum.
I just say, "John your dinners ready" or "John it's bedtime" and that's it!
"What happens if you just want the attention of one of them?" Asked the social worker.
"I just call them by their surname!"
That’s very mean , ban him. ^
I have a friend called John"
Has he got a new motor? |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"George Foreman’s children are all George.
That’s pretty cool.
Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.
He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes.
Must be confusing on Xmas day when opening presents.
That reminds me of an old joke.
A social worker goes to visit a single mum with ten children who live in a council estate.
They're all called John.
The social worker seemed surprised!
"It makes life easy", said the mum.
I just say, "John your dinners ready" or "John it's bedtime" and that's it!
"What happens if you just want the attention of one of them?" Asked the social worker.
"I just call them by their surname!"
That’s very mean , ban him. ^
I have a friend called John
Has he got a new motor? "
Old Mondeo I think |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Abcde--- pronounced Ab sea de
Miracle -- because I'm over 40 and never been pregnant
Joking I want my daughter named
Jasmine Xandia and son named
Xavier Josiah"
Jasmine Xandia Is a lovely name |
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"George Foreman’s children are all George.
That’s pretty cool.
Sometimes at work, it feels like everyone is called Mohammed, and a lot of peoples family name is also Mohammed. It can get a bit confusing.
He has twelve children. Twelve Georges and Georgettes.
Must be confusing on Xmas day when opening presents.
That reminds me of an old joke.
A social worker goes to visit a single mum with ten children who live in a council estate.
They're all called John.
The social worker seemed surprised!
"It makes life easy", said the mum.
I just say, "John your dinners ready" or "John it's bedtime" and that's it!
"What happens if you just want the attention of one of them?" Asked the social worker.
"I just call them by their surname!"
That’s very mean , ban him. ^
I have a friend called John
Has he got a new motor?
Old Mondeo I think "
Old mondeo is a good name... There is wisdom. |
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"George Foreman’s children are all George.
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Seriously fucked up!"
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Not at all, if it's good enough for the monarchical dynasties then it's good enough for the serfs and civilians.
George I
George II
George III
George IV
George V
George VI
George VII... recurring... |
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over a year ago
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Someone made a point to be the other day about celebrity idiot kid names. its probably not their actual name but it stops people being able to track down information about them.
But to answer your question. Nigel. No baby should be called Nigel |
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"Someone made a point to be the other day about celebrity idiot kid names. its probably not their actual name but it stops people being able to track down information about them.
But to answer your question. Nigel. No baby should be called Nigel "
I worked with a Nigel. He was very into citizen band radio and electronic circuits. |
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"Someone made a point to be the other day about celebrity idiot kid names. its probably not their actual name but it stops people being able to track down information about them.
But to answer your question. Nigel. No baby should be called Nigel
I worked with a Nigel. He was very into citizen band radio and electronic circuits."
Making bands for Nigel. |
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"Someone made a point to be the other day about celebrity idiot kid names. its probably not their actual name but it stops people being able to track down information about them.
But to answer your question. Nigel. No baby should be called Nigel
I worked with a Nigel. He was very into citizen band radio and electronic circuits.
Making bands for Nigel."
Yes we're only making bands for Nigel. |
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