Good penis owning folk: I am presently conducting a highly important data collation experiment on behalf of Sydney University.
Would you all be kind enough to help me out in my scientific research?
When you next have a bath could you please take careful note if your cock floats?
Also, do your balls similarly bob up to freedom?
Thank you in advance 
PS. Boobie owners - I wouldn’t dream of missing you out: Please describe the buoyancy of thy beautiful boobs in the same environment  |
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Came in looking for some Stephen King chat, and I leave realising I haven't had a bath in probably 15 years. And have no idea if my cock floats or not.
For the record, I shower, at least once a decade |
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"Came in looking for some Stephen King chat, and I leave realising I haven't had a bath in probably 15 years. And have no idea if my cock floats or not.
For the record, I shower, at least once a decade"
 Fear not; a wash basin filled with warm water and ones tackle lowered in for subsequent observation will also suffice.
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"Came in looking for some Stephen King chat, and I leave realising I haven't had a bath in probably 15 years. And have no idea if my cock floats or not.
For the record, I shower, at least once a decade
Fear not; a wash basin filled with warm water and ones tackle lowered in for subsequent observation will also suffice.
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Ooft don't, reminds me of when I snapped my banjo string and thought dipping it in a sink of water would help... It didn't |
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"Came in looking for some Stephen King chat, and I leave realising I haven't had a bath in probably 15 years. And have no idea if my cock floats or not.
For the record, I shower, at least once a decade
Fear not; a wash basin filled with warm water and ones tackle lowered in for subsequent observation will also suffice.
Ooft don't, reminds me of when I snapped my banjo string and thought dipping it in a sink of water would help... It didn't"
 *Crosses legs suddenly in abject discomfort*
I have heard many a tale of the horrors of a broken string. The very thought fills me with absolute terror  |
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"Came in looking for some Stephen King chat, and I leave realising I haven't had a bath in probably 15 years. And have no idea if my cock floats or not.
For the record, I shower, at least once a decade
Fear not; a wash basin filled with warm water and ones tackle lowered in for subsequent observation will also suffice.
Ooft don't, reminds me of when I snapped my banjo string and thought dipping it in a sink of water would help... It didn't
*Crosses legs suddenly in abject discomfort*
I have heard many a tale of the horrors of a broken string. The very thought fills me with absolute terror "
Aye its a sting like nothing else lol. Keep up the good threads man, the stuff you write always gives me a good laugh! |
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"Came in looking for some Stephen King chat, and I leave realising I haven't had a bath in probably 15 years. And have no idea if my cock floats or not.
For the record, I shower, at least once a decade
Fear not; a wash basin filled with warm water and ones tackle lowered in for subsequent observation will also suffice.
Ooft don't, reminds me of when I snapped my banjo string and thought dipping it in a sink of water would help... It didn't
*Crosses legs suddenly in abject discomfort*
I have heard many a tale of the horrors of a broken string. The very thought fills me with absolute terror
Aye its a sting like nothing else lol. Keep up the good threads man, the stuff you write always gives me a good laugh!"
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