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over a year ago
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I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.  
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did any give you a Costa card number ? Or their Uber password?
Ps coffee?  "
Costa! Costa?! 
Loads of mobile numbers, no actual solutions to my perceived lack of coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did any give you a Costa card number ? Or their Uber password?
Ps coffee?
Costa! Costa?!
Loads of mobile numbers, no actual solutions to my perceived lack of coffee. "
other coffees are available.
Which should we be sending your way? Asking for a friend. |
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"Did any give you a Costa card number ? Or their Uber password?
Ps coffee?
Costa! Costa?!
Loads of mobile numbers, no actual solutions to my perceived lack of coffee. "
You will never actually get coffee.
They think it's codeword for dick. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did any give you a Costa card number ? Or their Uber password?
Ps coffee?
Costa! Costa?!
Loads of mobile numbers, no actual solutions to my perceived lack of coffee. other coffees are available.
Which should we be sending your way? Asking for a friend. "
With three hundred other offfers I will be swimming in coffee.
Tel your friend, coffee is not needed at this time of day. I need to sleep tonight. A coffee in bed is what I was after. Not so much the coffee itself… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did any give you a Costa card number ? Or their Uber password?
Ps coffee?
Costa! Costa?!
Loads of mobile numbers, no actual solutions to my perceived lack of coffee.
You will never actually get coffee.
They think it's codeword for dick."
They thought they could tempt me with coffee and switch it out just before my lips touched… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did any give you a Costa card number ? Or their Uber password?
Ps coffee?
Costa! Costa?!
Loads of mobile numbers, no actual solutions to my perceived lack of coffee. other coffees are available.
Which should we be sending your way? Asking for a friend.
With three hundred other offfers I will be swimming in coffee.
Tel your friend, coffee is not needed at this time of day. I need to sleep tonight. A coffee in bed is what I was after. Not so much the coffee itself…"
understood
*Amazon Primes over a Nespresso machine* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's a lot of coffee!
That's just a morning's worth, surely "
There were days where I drank 5-8 espressi not in a morning alone mind. I’d be buzzing like my favourite vibrator. |
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"Did any give you a Costa card number ? Or their Uber password?
Ps coffee?
Costa! Costa?!
Loads of mobile numbers, no actual solutions to my perceived lack of coffee.
You will never actually get coffee.
They think it's codeword for dick.
They thought they could tempt me with coffee and switch it out just before my lips touched… "
"Oh you want coffee? I've got something hot and creamy you can swallow".
So, anyway, what coffee is your poison?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did any give you a Costa card number ? Or their Uber password?
Ps coffee?
Costa! Costa?!
Loads of mobile numbers, no actual solutions to my perceived lack of coffee. other coffees are available.
Which should we be sending your way? Asking for a friend.
With three hundred other offfers I will be swimming in coffee.
Tel your friend, coffee is not needed at this time of day. I need to sleep tonight. A coffee in bed is what I was after. Not so much the coffee itself…understood
*Amazon Primes over a Nespresso machine*"
No no no!
The man.
The coffee with sausage. Focus on the sausage.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did any give you a Costa card number ? Or their Uber password?
Ps coffee?
Costa! Costa?!
Loads of mobile numbers, no actual solutions to my perceived lack of coffee.
You will never actually get coffee.
They think it's codeword for dick.
They thought they could tempt me with coffee and switch it out just before my lips touched…
"Oh you want coffee? I've got something hot and creamy you can swallow".
So, anyway, what coffee is your poison? "
Poder Femenino from Redemption Roasters. No sugar. Oat milk. Flat white or double espresso.
Don’t tell them, I’m actually after the something hot and creamy to swallow.
In my cup. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did any give you a Costa card number ? Or their Uber password?
Ps coffee?
Costa! Costa?!
Loads of mobile numbers, no actual solutions to my perceived lack of coffee. other coffees are available.
Which should we be sending your way? Asking for a friend.
With three hundred other offfers I will be swimming in coffee.
Tel your friend, coffee is not needed at this time of day. I need to sleep tonight. A coffee in bed is what I was after. Not so much the coffee itself…understood
*Amazon Primes over a Nespresso machine*
No no no!
The man.
The coffee with sausage. Focus on the sausage. "
I shall see if Amazon will deliver a Hovis shaped package then. |
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"Did any give you a Costa card number ? Or their Uber password?
Ps coffee?
Costa! Costa?!
Loads of mobile numbers, no actual solutions to my perceived lack of coffee.
You will never actually get coffee.
They think it's codeword for dick.
They thought they could tempt me with coffee and switch it out just before my lips touched…
"Oh you want coffee? I've got something hot and creamy you can swallow".
So, anyway, what coffee is your poison?
Poder Femenino from Redemption Roasters. No sugar. Oat milk. Flat white or double espresso.
Don’t tell them, I’m actually after the something hot and creamy to swallow.
In my cup. "
Oh Lordy. I can't do that. It has to be hot and fresh from the barrel! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also thought this was a refrence to the movie but on a serious note 300??
I shouldn't say this but I doubt I'd go through 300 messages. I'd feel bad about deleting all messages per chance someone actually wrote a thoughtful one so would likely open all.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also thought this was a refrence to the movie but on a serious note 300??
I shouldn't say this but I doubt I'd go through 300 messages. I'd feel bad about deleting all messages per chance someone actually wrote a thoughtful one so would likely open all.
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We all feel like that in the beginning - but after a few times of getting 300 messages following a pic or status update the nice nature wears off. Specifically if you get 6 more messages in the time it takes to delete 3! That’s what girls mean when they say they aren’t nasty but can’t read all the messages x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests. "
I want to join in and make a joke too, because in a way it is funny. But at the same time I think it reflects how many men feel lonely and would genuinely just like some (female) company and someone to chat to x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would this work if you said tea?
I'm a tea drinker, so I'm curious.
What about Amazon gift cards or iTunes cards? they'd be kinda fun.
I'm not surprised at the 300 messages to be fair. |
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests. "
Hardly surprising OP |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests. "
I get jack shit when I ask for coffee.
Imagine if you made my want me in your mouth thread! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also thought this was a refrence to the movie but on a serious note 300??
I shouldn't say this but I doubt I'd go through 300 messages. I'd feel bad about deleting all messages per chance someone actually wrote a thoughtful one so would likely open all.
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I saw them. I didn’t open any of them. They all had a subject of coffee. I deleted every single one without reading. |
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"I also thought this was a refrence to the movie but on a serious note 300??
I shouldn't say this but I doubt I'd go through 300 messages. I'd feel bad about deleting all messages per chance someone actually wrote a thoughtful one so would likely open all.
I saw them. I didn’t open any of them. They all had a subject of coffee. I deleted every single one without reading. "
Damn your loss my message headed coffee!
Was an invite on my private jet,fly to my coffee plantation in the Carribbean,pick your own Beans.
Then get to drink it on my super yatch moored up.
Then spend a few days swimming and sunbathing and private jet back.
All expenses paid.
Oh well.
Coffee anyone?
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
s. "
The literal definition of the Humblebrag |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would this work if you said tea?
I'm a tea drinker, so I'm curious.
What about Amazon gift cards or iTunes cards? they'd be kinda fun.
I'm not surprised at the 300 messages to be fair. "
So, if I had asked for tea would you have been one of the 300?
My friend is curious. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also thought this was a refrence to the movie but on a serious note 300??
I shouldn't say this but I doubt I'd go through 300 messages. I'd feel bad about deleting all messages per chance someone actually wrote a thoughtful one so would likely open all.
I saw them. I didn’t open any of them. They all had a subject of coffee. I deleted every single one without reading.
Damn your loss my message headed coffee!
Was an invite on my private jet,fly to my coffee plantation in the Carribbean,pick your own Beans.
Then get to drink it on my super yatch moored up.
Then spend a few days swimming and sunbathing and private jet back.
All expenses paid.
Oh well.
Coffee anyone?
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Good thing as I’m scared to jump from a yacht into the ocean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw them. I didn’t open any of them. They all had a subject of coffee. I deleted every single one without reading. "
Sending messages on here must be like playing the lottery.
I'm actually quite appreciative now that I get responses to the few messages I send. Imagine taking the time to compose a message and not even getting a response or even read.
But I can totally understand it because I don't even read that many messages in my off FAB chat groups let alone from people I don't know. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I saw them. I didn’t open any of them. They all had a subject of coffee. I deleted every single one without reading.
Sending messages on here must be like playing the lottery.
I'm actually quite appreciative now that I get responses to the few messages I send. Imagine taking the time to compose a message and not even getting a response or even read.
But I can totally understand it because I don't even read that many messages in my off FAB chat groups let alone from people I don't know. "
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Pot is that you?
You’ve deleted a message of mine without reading it. Granted it was of no relevance and only a part of a game, but it’s a shame we all can’t be perfect. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pot is that you?
You’ve deleted a message of mine without reading it. Granted it was of no relevance and only a part of a game, but it’s a shame we all can’t be perfect. x"
Wait! What?  Nooooooooooooooo. It's a joke right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pot is that you?
You’ve deleted a message of mine without reading it. Granted it was of no relevance and only a part of a game, but it’s a shame we all can’t be perfect. x
Wait! What? Nooooooooooooooo. It's a joke right?"
Yeah, I am wrong. I confused you with someone else. I blame it on my lack of glasses that work at the moment.
Apologies. Sincerely. |
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests. "
Okay, you put in numbers so I had to do this. An email produces ~4g of CO2e. Let's assume a fab message produces about the same. Then, 300 messages would've produced ~1.2kg of CO2e.
In contrast, a cup of coffee is equivalent to ~0.4kg of CO2e.
If you had 3 cups of coffee instead of receiving the 300 messages, your need would've been fulfilled while having the same environmental impact! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pot is that you?
You’ve deleted a message of mine without reading it. Granted it was of no relevance and only a part of a game, but it’s a shame we all can’t be perfect. x
Wait! What? Nooooooooooooooo. It's a joke right?
Yeah, I am wrong. I confused you with someone else. I blame it on my lack of glasses that work at the moment.
Apologies. Sincerely. "
Almost gave me a heart attack. Maybe an actual message to make up.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests.
Okay, you put in numbers so I had to do this. An email produces ~4g of CO2e. Let's assume a fab message produces about the same. Then, 300 messages would've produced ~1.2kg of CO2e.
In contrast, a cup of coffee is equivalent to ~0.4kg of CO2e.
If you had 3 cups of coffee instead of receiving the 300 messages, your need would've been fulfilled while having the same environmental impact!"
Some how, some way this comparison excited me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pot is that you?
You’ve deleted a message of mine without reading it. Granted it was of no relevance and only a part of a game, but it’s a shame we all can’t be perfect. x
Wait! What? Nooooooooooooooo. It's a joke right?
Yeah, I am wrong. I confused you with someone else. I blame it on my lack of glasses that work at the moment.
Apologies. Sincerely.
Almost gave me a heart attack. Maybe an actual message to make up. "
May your heart rhythms return to normality.
Apologies. |
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests.
Okay, you put in numbers so I had to do this. An email produces ~4g of CO2e. Let's assume a fab message produces about the same. Then, 300 messages would've produced ~1.2kg of CO2e.
In contrast, a cup of coffee is equivalent to ~0.4kg of CO2e.
If you had 3 cups of coffee instead of receiving the 300 messages, your need would've been fulfilled while having the same environmental impact!
Some how, some way this comparison excited me. "
Maybe it's the caffeine! More likely, it's the beauty of numbers. |
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over a year ago
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests.
Okay, you put in numbers so I had to do this. An email produces ~4g of CO2e. Let's assume a fab message produces about the same. Then, 300 messages would've produced ~1.2kg of CO2e.
In contrast, a cup of coffee is equivalent to ~0.4kg of CO2e.
If you had 3 cups of coffee instead of receiving the 300 messages, your need would've been fulfilled while having the same environmental impact!
Some how, some way this comparison excited me.
Maybe it's the caffeine! More likely, it's the beauty of numbers."
Numbers are sexy |
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests.
Okay, you put in numbers so I had to do this. An email produces ~4g of CO2e. Let's assume a fab message produces about the same. Then, 300 messages would've produced ~1.2kg of CO2e.
In contrast, a cup of coffee is equivalent to ~0.4kg of CO2e.
If you had 3 cups of coffee instead of receiving the 300 messages, your need would've been fulfilled while having the same environmental impact!
Some how, some way this comparison excited me.
Maybe it's the caffeine! More likely, it's the beauty of numbers.
Numbers are sexy "
You'll love 5318008 618 then |
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over a year ago
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests.
Okay, you put in numbers so I had to do this. An email produces ~4g of CO2e. Let's assume a fab message produces about the same. Then, 300 messages would've produced ~1.2kg of CO2e.
In contrast, a cup of coffee is equivalent to ~0.4kg of CO2e.
If you had 3 cups of coffee instead of receiving the 300 messages, your need would've been fulfilled while having the same environmental impact!
Some how, some way this comparison excited me.
Maybe it's the caffeine! More likely, it's the beauty of numbers.
Numbers are sexy
You'll love 5318008 618 then "
Big boobies are sexy too |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests.
Okay, you put in numbers so I had to do this. An email produces ~4g of CO2e. Let's assume a fab message produces about the same. Then, 300 messages would've produced ~1.2kg of CO2e.
In contrast, a cup of coffee is equivalent to ~0.4kg of CO2e.
If you had 3 cups of coffee instead of receiving the 300 messages, your need would've been fulfilled while having the same environmental impact!
Some how, some way this comparison excited me.
Maybe it's the caffeine! More likely, it's the beauty of numbers.
Numbers are sexy "
We recently found an air miles hack. A Costa coffee in Dubai costs just 1 Air mile , a typical reward credit card earns about 50,000 miles a month. That’s a lot of coffee |
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests.
Okay, you put in numbers so I had to do this. An email produces ~4g of CO2e. Let's assume a fab message produces about the same. Then, 300 messages would've produced ~1.2kg of CO2e.
In contrast, a cup of coffee is equivalent to ~0.4kg of CO2e.
If you had 3 cups of coffee instead of receiving the 300 messages, your need would've been fulfilled while having the same environmental impact!
Some how, some way this comparison excited me.
Maybe it's the caffeine! More likely, it's the beauty of numbers.
Numbers are sexy "
I guess you love Euler's identity
e^(ip) + 1 = 0
then. I remember my teacher introducing it as the most beautiful equation in maths. |
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests. "
I drink a lot of coffee. So if you don't want them all send some my way! Haha |
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over a year ago
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests.
Okay, you put in numbers so I had to do this. An email produces ~4g of CO2e. Let's assume a fab message produces about the same. Then, 300 messages would've produced ~1.2kg of CO2e.
In contrast, a cup of coffee is equivalent to ~0.4kg of CO2e.
If you had 3 cups of coffee instead of receiving the 300 messages, your need would've been fulfilled while having the same environmental impact!
Some how, some way this comparison excited me.
Maybe it's the caffeine! More likely, it's the beauty of numbers.
Numbers are sexy
I guess you love Euler's identity
e^(ip) + 1 = 0
then. I remember my teacher introducing it as the most beautiful equation in maths."
Navier -Stokes equation is more up my street. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow that’s a lot of messages, most was when I posted a new thread asking for men to cum on my tits, multiple applications
Was very horny
....searching for the thread!!!! "
Hit the 175 so got to big |
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"I posted a status mentioning a need for coffee. It was very tongue in cheek and not an actual request for a coffee.
In five minutes, my inbox was filled with 300 messages.
I can see how those who ask for things here, continue with such requests.
Okay, you put in numbers so I had to do this. An email produces ~4g of CO2e. Let's assume a fab message produces about the same. Then, 300 messages would've produced ~1.2kg of CO2e.
In contrast, a cup of coffee is equivalent to ~0.4kg of CO2e.
If you had 3 cups of coffee instead of receiving the 300 messages, your need would've been fulfilled while having the same environmental impact!
Some how, some way this comparison excited me.
Maybe it's the caffeine! More likely, it's the beauty of numbers.
Numbers are sexy
I guess you love Euler's identity
e^(ip) + 1 = 0
then. I remember my teacher introducing it as the most beautiful equation in maths.
Navier -Stokes equation is more up my street. "
Ooh.. fancy! Viscous fluids and all, eh? My training is more in discrete maths than continuous, but as you say, PDEs are sexy! |
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