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By * Willis OP Man over a year ago

London

No parent ever turned the car around. It was an empty threat that we all fell for!!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

My grandad did once stop the car and put then all out. He drove home and my grandma was furious and sent him out to get them again. He found the 4 of them pissing themselves laughing.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Don’t pull faces; if the wind changes, you’ll stick like that.’

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By * Willis OP Man over a year ago

London

"My grandad did once stop the car and put then all out. He drove home and my grandma was furious and sent him out to get them again. He found the 4 of them pissing themselves laughing."

your grandads a legend

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Father Christmas won’t come. He always did

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"No parent ever turned the car around. It was an empty threat that we all fell for!!"
this parent has lol

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By * Willis OP Man over a year ago

London

"Father Christmas won’t come. He always did

Yeah he did didn’t he

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By * Willis OP Man over a year ago

London

"No parent ever turned the car around. It was an empty threat that we all fell for!! this parent has lol"

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

‘I’ll take you to court’ from someone who was attempting to extort a percentage of all my future earnings. When I got a lawyer of my own the situation changed.

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By *ldgeezermeMan over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm from Sydney University and not one of you has gone through with your threat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you don't eat your carrots, you won't be able to see in the dark

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"If you don't eat your carrots, you won't be able to see in the dark

And if you sit too close to the telly you’ll get square eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peoples parents didn’t stop the car and leave you at the side of the road then, No? Just mine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was told if I didn't eat my spinach my hair wouldn't curl. I didn't eat my spinach and my hair didn't curl. I am happy with the outcome

Bess x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That look was never slapped off my face. If anything it underpinned it

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By *iz78Woman over a year ago

wirral

Don't swallow apple pips because a tree will grow in you tummy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you don't eat your 'meet', you can't have any pudding

I always end up licking the dessert spoon

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I was told if I didn't eat my spinach my hair wouldn't curl. I didn't eat my spinach and my hair didn't curl. I am happy with the outcome

Bess x"

Thought that was the bread crusts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The "threat" of the virus

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I was told if I didn't eat my spinach my hair wouldn't curl. I didn't eat my spinach and my hair didn't curl. I am happy with the outcome

Bess x"

But did you eat the crusts on your bread? This will either prove or disprove the hypothesis my Grandmother stated

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

'if the wind changes, your face work get stuck like that'

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Father Christmas won't come (oh he will

)

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By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Wait till your Dad gets home!

Oh aye, that twat was soft as shite and couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag....

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Not really a threat but a fib. I used to tell my kids the ice cream van played a tune to let people know they had run out of ice cream. It worked for such a long time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wait till your Dad gets home!

Oh aye, that twat was soft as shite and couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag...."

My mum never ever said that! She dished put the punishments.

I got the "I'll bang your bloody heads together" instead.

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By *uri00620Woman over a year ago

Croydon

If you don't tidy your room im chucking your stuff out the window.

My dad, true to his worrd did. I found my belongings on the front lawn when I returned home from school.

Thereafter I took every threat seriously!