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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago
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"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?
Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"
Just send a nice well thought out message. Actually read the profile and tailor the message to the person.
Try meeting them in person at a social
Don't send vag pictures in the first message.
Does any of this stuff work? Nope, but it's the advice Guys get so there's you go.
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"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?
Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"
Its fine, i'm not inundated and your gallery works perfectly fine with standing out  |
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I think you should have an avatar clearly showing your tits.
A profile that states what you are looking for.
The words HAS FANNY WILL TRAVEL tattooed across your forehead and a Greggs sausage roll in each hand. |
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"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?
Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"
He's not inundated with message you're only thinking that he is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?
Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"
Patience is key
what were your expectations when you joined, you'd be knee deep in trouser sausage its not insta shag you know
Think of it this way...
If you were a bloke would you message you ?
Effort in reward out
For more personalised help, please send cake 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you should have an avatar clearly showing your tits.
A profile that states what you are looking for.
The words HAS FANNY WILL TRAVEL tattooed across your forehead and a Greggs sausage roll in each hand."
I think it's definitely the tattoo that's letting me down here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?
Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"
Just send him a message, you’ll stand out just from your profile |
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"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?
Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)
He's not inundated with message you're only thinking that he is."
^absolutely this. He's not me you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?
Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"
A message for him at the top of your profile. Something from his page to catch his attention then wink. (Your page is an interesting read but most won't go all the way) |
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Your pics are fabulous but your needs in your profile are very specific. As most men on here are married they wouldn't want to give out a phone number.
Personally I would stick to your guns and not lower your standards. The guys should be running after you not the other way around x |
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"Hmm not sure if serious.. 
Bloody hot profile though, you sound far too cool to be in a place like this, love the plant and pet challenge!
Yep. This place is only for the uncool kids! "
Like the breakfast club? |
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"Hmm not sure if serious..
Bloody hot profile though, you sound far too cool to be in a place like this, love the plant and pet challenge!
Yep. This place is only for the uncool kids!
Like the breakfast club?"
Ha yep. Just don’t you forget about me! |
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"Hmm not sure if serious..
Bloody hot profile though, you sound far too cool to be in a place like this, love the plant and pet challenge!
Yep. This place is only for the uncool kids!
Like the breakfast club?
Ha yep. Just don’t you forget about me!"
As if I could. I'll treasure your earring as a symbol of our mutual affection always.
Yours was the princess cut... right? |
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"Hmm not sure if serious..
Bloody hot profile though, you sound far too cool to be in a place like this, love the plant and pet challenge!
Yep. This place is only for the uncool kids!
Like the breakfast club?
Ha yep. Just don’t you forget about me!
As if I could. I'll treasure your earring as a symbol of our mutual affection always.
Yours was the princess cut... right?"
Awwww that’s made me want to watch it again now
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"Hmm not sure if serious..
Bloody hot profile though, you sound far too cool to be in a place like this, love the plant and pet challenge!
Yep. This place is only for the uncool kids!
Like the breakfast club?
Ha yep. Just don’t you forget about me!
As if I could. I'll treasure your earring as a symbol of our mutual affection always.
Yours was the princess cut... right?
Awwww that’s made me want to watch it again now
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Me too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Find him another woman for him to slip into. Ask him for all the details, and then tell him you need a hands on explanation as the words weren’t enough. |
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There is every chance that I am focussing on wholly the wrong part of this conundrum.
Who on earth is absolutely innundated on here? Why are they not on my hotlist?
Seriously. All you can do is shoot your shot. I suspect you’ll stand out. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"There is every chance that I am focussing on wholly the wrong part of this conundrum.
Who on earth is absolutely innundated on here? Why are they not on my hotlist?
Seriously. All you can do is shoot your shot. I suspect you’ll stand out."
I am! It's a chore, I just ignore messages mostly. |
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"There is every chance that I am focussing on wholly the wrong part of this conundrum.
Who on earth is absolutely innundated on here? Why are they not on my hotlist?
Seriously. All you can do is shoot your shot. I suspect you’ll stand out.
I am! It's a chore, I just ignore messages mostly. "
I had noticed
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?
Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"
I'll look out for you amongst them all don't you worry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a joke
She is deadly serious.
F
Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ "
I like a direct guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a joke
She is deadly serious.
F
Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ "
Normal person? I don't think anyone here is normal.
F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a joke
She is deadly serious.
F
Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ
Normal person? I don't think anyone here is normal.
F"
Errr... |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
Tell him you will lovingly prepare him sausage chips beans and egg while he lies asleep on the cooch.
No man could turn this offer down as long as the chips are home made and gone in a chip pan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a joke
She is deadly serious.
F
Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ
I like a direct guy."
Life is too short to worry about if someone likes you or not or is it just me haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a joke
She is deadly serious.
F
Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ
Normal person? I don't think anyone here is normal.
F"
Sounds like a good start to a philosophical conversation... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought this was kind of a joke thread
Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move
Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this was kind of a joke thread
Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move
Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya "
I like you haha |
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"I thought this was kind of a joke thread
Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move
Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya "
It's a bold tactic, Cotton, let's see if it works out for them |
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"I thought this was kind of a joke thread
Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move
Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya "
That's not true. Some can be very direct.
Liked your profile, so where do I throw my knickers?
That one made me laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this was kind of a joke thread
Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move
Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya "
I send the best first messages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this was kind of a joke thread
Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move
Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya
I like you haha "
You’ll be the only one, truth hurts
No wonder it took them so long to get the right to vote, probably to shy to ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this was kind of a joke thread
Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move
Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya
I like you haha
You’ll be the only one, truth hurts
No wonder it took them so long to get the right to vote, probably to shy to ask"
Oh shit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought this was kind of a joke thread
Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move
Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya "
I did fucking make the first move! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this was kind of a joke thread
Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move
Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya
I did fucking make the first move!"
Clearly didn’t read the profile then otherwise you’d be neck deep in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is she fit?
She was pretty gorgeous to be fair, pretty face and awesome boobs.
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There's your answer. Tell him you used to be Annie Wilkes, but have mouthwash... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought this was kind of a joke thread
Turns out women will do literally anything except make the first move
Rejections hard isn’t it ladies? Come on, send one of those well constructed first messages you keep harping on about. Dare ya
I did fucking make the first move!
Clearly didn’t read the profile then otherwise you’d be neck deep in it "
It just said he was there to meet women. But I liked the pictures
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Is the OP Annie Wilkes reincarnated?
There's a name I've not heard in a long time"
Is this the part when we ask "you know her?"
And you reply "of course I know her, she's me!"
Mic drop! Eastenders drum. DundunDUN! Curtain closes. |
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"Is this a joke
She is deadly serious.
F
Just send him a message like a normal person? If he ignores you or rejects you move on. Jesus Christ
Normal person? I don't think anyone here is normal.
F
Sounds like a good start to a philosophical conversation..."
fab and philosophical conversations are common practice |
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"Is the OP Annie Wilkes reincarnated?
There's a name I've not heard in a long time
Is this the part when we ask "you know her?"
And you reply "of course I know her, she's me!"
Mic drop! Eastenders drum. DundunDUN! Curtain closes. "
No that would be interesting! I just remember her being a prominent forumite back in the day |
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"How can I make myself stand out when he's probably inundated with messages?
Play nice now, keep the claws retracted. (I bet you can't do it)"
we can give you some personal hints if you'd like to come here for a few hours?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lost interest in this now
What's up Hun? You not getting enough attention?"
What's your problem? You made a comment on another thread directed at her too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lost interest in this now
What's up Hun? You not getting enough attention?
What's your problem? You made a comment on another thread directed at her too. "
That was a comment to SaphireNights.
If you mean my mentioning Annie Wilkes Petite Woman took it in the spirit intended. Sorry if you didn't  |
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Send a friend request, a wink and a msg.
Invite him to your hotel room, where you'll be bent over, blindfolded and offer to drain his balls and have him ruin all your holes. Tell him he can even leave his socks on. Have a cold beer and a sandwich waiting for after.
No one man could refuse that.
I honestly thought you were good at this sex stuff PW?  |
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Easy way to stand out,
Spread your legs wide, insert an octopus with just it's tentacles hanging out, spread the tentacles out neatly and take a photo.
Send him a message with the photo saying your octopussy is reaching out for him. You'll definitely stand out and be remembered forever |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Send a friend request, a wink and a msg.
Invite him to your hotel room, where you'll be bent over, blindfolded and offer to drain his balls and have him ruin all your holes. Tell him he can even leave his socks on. Have a cold beer and a sandwich waiting for after.
No one man could refuse that.
I honestly thought you were good at this sex stuff PW? "
I am, I'm so good that they'll say  |
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"Send a friend request, a wink and a msg.
Invite him to your hotel room, where you'll be bent over, blindfolded and offer to drain his balls and have him ruin all your holes. Tell him he can even leave his socks on. Have a cold beer and a sandwich waiting for after.
No one man could refuse that.
I honestly thought you were good at this sex stuff PW?
I am, I'm so good that they'll say "
They'll say they love you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Send a friend request, a wink and a msg.
Invite him to your hotel room, where you'll be bent over, blindfolded and offer to drain his balls and have him ruin all your holes. Tell him he can even leave his socks on. Have a cold beer and a sandwich waiting for after.
No one man could refuse that.
I honestly thought you were good at this sex stuff PW?
I am, I'm so good that they'll say
They'll say they love you "
Ssshhhh they'll all start doing it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven't found the correct approach yet either tbh
I've tried spam, dick pics, explicit paragraphs in the first message. All sorts
If you figure it out let me know please  |
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(…maybe) 
message would be enough to at least get a reply 
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