Gentleman*, it's happened. Doctors have developed a fool-proof method of giving you any penis you could imagine, to your specifications. And free if you book within the next 24 hours!
Would you like some more length? A little less girth perhaps? Do you want to return the hoody they took from you? Maybe a splash of colour 
What are you having done? 
I'm going to go for like a 7" length, maybe a 6.5" around. Keep the top. Maybe a touch of glitter for that "wow" factor 
LvM
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I'm sure that fella will be along to give us an example of the perfect penis.
For me it would be one that doesn't provide a sigh of disappointment upon seeing it for the first time or an EEEK in fear.
one that fits just nicely thanks. |
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"Gentleman*, it's happened. Doctors have developed a fool-proof method of giving you any penis you could imagine, to your specifications. And free if you book within the next 24 hours!
Would you like some more length? A little less girth perhaps? Do you want to return the hoody they took from you? Maybe a splash of colour
What are you having done?
I'm going to go for like a 7" length, maybe a 6.5" around. Keep the top. Maybe a touch of glitter for that "wow" factor
LvM
*Ladies with penis envy may also chime in "
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"I'm sure that fella will be along to give us an example of the perfect penis.
For me it would be one that doesn't provide a sigh of disappointment upon seeing it for the first time or an EEEK in fear.
one that fits just nicely thanks."
One Goldilocks™ penis coming right up
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Ooh ooh can mine play a little tune upon orgasm of the other person involved like "another one bites the dust" or similar.
And one for me when I come like
"Gold" by Spandau ballet.
And maybe my helmet revolves around a light's up? |
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"Ooh ooh can mine play a little tune upon orgasm of the other person involved like "another one bites the dust" or similar.
And one for me when I come like
"Gold" by Spandau ballet.
And maybe my helmet revolves around a light's up?"
Oh you fancy fancy  
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"I’d like a bit more length, but it would feel odd after all this time, so I think I’m better off staying with what I was given first time around ."
Just wouldn't feel right in the hand y'know? How about a splash of colour to keep it fresh?
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"You can have holo glitter and maybe some vibrations added, but no changes to the size. It's perfect the way it is.
K
Aww 
LvM"
Oh and can you make it glow in the dark, so that it's easier to find it under the duvet at night.
Faaaanks
K |
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I could do with a little more length to the flaccid version on my penis please.
I’d like to wear grey joggers outside and not just in the house.
I don’t want to awkwardly explain that he’s a grower to every female eye I catch looking.
The mr |
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"I could do with a little more length to the flaccid version on my penis please.
I’d like to wear grey joggers outside and not just in the house.
I don’t want to awkwardly explain that he’s a grower to every female eye I catch looking.
The mr "
Perfect for a good windmill video too I hear
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"I could do with a little more length to the flaccid version on my penis please.
I’d like to wear grey joggers outside and not just in the house.
I don’t want to awkwardly explain that he’s a grower to every female eye I catch looking.
The mr "
Absolutely not! I'm not having it, I love small peen, he's so sweet then bam!! The monster has awoken.
Do not take away my small peen, I'll stop sucking it!!
Mrs |
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"You can have holo glitter and maybe some vibrations added, but no changes to the size. It's perfect the way it is.
K
6.5 , Glitter and vibration is just perfect, i want to order 2 please  "
A one person DP? Great choice
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"I could do with a little more length to the flaccid version on my penis please.
I’d like to wear grey joggers outside and not just in the house.
I don’t want to awkwardly explain that he’s a grower to every female eye I catch looking.
The mr
Perfect for a good windmill video too I hear
LvM"
Yes I need a semi to windmill, otherwise it’s less windmill and more cog.
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"Ooh ooh can mine play a little tune upon orgasm of the other person involved like "another one bites the dust" or similar.
And one for me when I come like
"Gold" by Spandau ballet.
And maybe my helmet revolves around a light's up?
Oh you fancy fancy
LvM"
Oh and maybe a built in pez dispenser so if the lady gets snacky during a BJ she can flip up my helmet and get a sweet treat. |
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"You can have holo glitter and maybe some vibrations added, but no changes to the size. It's perfect the way it is.
K
6.5 , Glitter and vibration is just perfect, i want to order 2 please
A one person DP? Great choice
LvM"
Can be add clitoris estimulation in to it ? |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
Erect I’d probably keep it the same not saying it’s huge or owt but happy enough with it, I would change it to be bigger when flaccid as it goes fucking tiny, one time thankfully before camera phones a photo sneakily taken during extreme dehydration through the Cyprus heat and alcohol existed and the taker of the photo would keep it in his car and show everyone we met till one at I found his car unlocked and thankfully destroyed it. A bigger flaccid tiddler would avoid any more situations like this arising |
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"I could do with a little more length to the flaccid version on my penis please.
I’d like to wear grey joggers outside and not just in the house.
I don’t want to awkwardly explain that he’s a grower to every female eye I catch looking.
The mr "
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
I was reading an alien romance once and the males penis had little tenticles that came out of the end to stimulate inside the vagina for added sensation. I'd quite fancy trying that out if anyone fancies that modification  |
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"I could do with a little more length to the flaccid version on my penis please.
I’d like to wear grey joggers outside and not just in the house.
I don’t want to awkwardly explain that he’s a grower to every female eye I catch looking.
The mr
Absolutely not! I'm not having it, I love small peen, he's so sweet then bam!! The monster has awoken.
Do not take away my small peen, I'll stop sucking it!!
Mrs "
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