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The Culinary Matchmaking Match Up
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Oi Oi; Cupid here once again good folks 
Last time I matched you all up, the heady scent of sex permeated the very air! It was indeed most lewd and debauched!
This time I’m matching you all up based upon the science of culinary prowess and licentious gormandising.
Yes indeed; simply list your best dish that you would prepare lovingly for a potential date.
Remember, a Pot Noodle is awesome and obviously guaranteed to impress and get you the sex stuff and all but I want you to really showcase your skills here.
Now sit back and peruse everyone else’s offerings.
See a dish that is making you salivate or possibly even sexually aroused? Great! Shout ‘FUCK YES!!!’ as a reply to said person before getting to really know them in the Biblical sense.
It couldn’t be simpler and even better, you can have as many matches and subsequent shags as you like. Blooming awesome, right?
Off you go now my fine people and may the force be with you and stuff  |
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over a year ago
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"Lasagne with chunky chips, coleslaw and garlic bread.
Homemade chocolate brownie with strawberries and ice-cream after.
Em x"
Forget my lasagne, yours sounds much better |
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Oh and I forgot to mention: if you can’t cook for shit, fear not! - Simply shout ‘Cupid! Help, you mutherfucker!’ and I’ll copy and paste a recipe from a Michelin restaurant or something and post it here on your behalf; Guaranteed sex shall inevitably follow (I’m dead good like that see) |
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"Lasagne with chunky chips, coleslaw and garlic bread.
Homemade chocolate brownie with strawberries and ice-cream after.
Em x
Forget my lasagne, yours sounds much better "
We could make it a joint effort  |
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"CUPID, HELP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
Cupid to the rescue fair maiden!
Righty oh….
Hmmm….how about Laksa which originates from Malaysia?
It’s a spicy, sweet, sour and fragrant soup made either with a rich and spicy coconut milk broth or a sour asam broth made with tamarind. The delicious soup (well, it says it is at least) features thick wheat noodles or rice vermicelli and is served with chicken, prawn or fish 
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"Lasagne with chunky chips, coleslaw and garlic bread.
Homemade chocolate brownie with strawberries and ice-cream after.
Em x
Forget my lasagne, yours sounds much better
We could make it a joint effort "
Yes! Let’s do that. Then we can feed each other dessert like they do in the movies. I’ll bring candles   |
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"Lasagne with chunky chips, coleslaw and garlic bread.
Homemade chocolate brownie with strawberries and ice-cream after.
Em x
Forget my lasagne, yours sounds much better
We could make it a joint effort
Yes! Let’s do that. Then we can feed each other dessert like they do in the movies. I’ll bring candles "
Result! See, Cupid always guarantees sexcess |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
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Chicken chopped into strips and coated with soy sauce, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, pepper, salt, cornflour and Chinese 5 spice powder then dry fried in a pan and served with a slice of buttered bread
Yes I’m aware my cooking is shit haha this is the meal I make for self most nights |
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Exclusive: In an unprecedented display of lascivious yearning after reading so many of these mouth watering sounding dishes, I have decided to break my own rules and enter myself into this fuckfest fray 
I shall therefore promise the following to anyone lucky enough to choose me:
…A main course of casu marzu 
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"Exclusive: In an unprecedented display of lascivious yearning after reading so many of these mouth watering sounding dishes, I have decided to break my own rules and enter myself into this fuckfest fray
I shall therefore promise the following to anyone lucky enough to choose me:
…A main course of casu marzu
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FFS
This is why I don’t google things from fab.
You’re off my list!!!!  |
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"Exclusive: In an unprecedented display of lascivious yearning after reading so many of these mouth watering sounding dishes, I have decided to break my own rules and enter myself into this fuckfest fray
I shall therefore promise the following to anyone lucky enough to choose me:
…A main course of casu marzu
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That's up there with surströmming  |
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"Lasagne with chunky chips, coleslaw and garlic bread.
Homemade chocolate brownie with strawberries and ice-cream after.
Em x
Forget my lasagne, yours sounds much better
We could make it a joint effort
Yes! Let’s do that. Then we can feed each other dessert like they do in the movies. I’ll bring candles "
It's a date |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Exclusive: In an unprecedented display of lascivious yearning after reading so many of these mouth watering sounding dishes, I have decided to break my own rules and enter myself into this fuckfest fray
I shall therefore promise the following to anyone lucky enough to choose me:
…A main course of casu marzu
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My brain likes to remind me this exists every now and again….usually when I’m eating |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"CUPID, HELP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Cupid to the rescue fair maiden!
Righty oh….
Hmmm….how about Laksa which originates from Malaysia?
It’s a spicy, sweet, sour and fragrant soup made either with a rich and spicy coconut milk broth or a sour asam broth made with tamarind. The delicious soup (well, it says it is at least) features thick wheat noodles or rice vermicelli and is served with chicken, prawn or fish
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Ooh Cupid, this sounds amazing.
Thank you.
I do actually have a party piece but I think it needs changing for something else. I think it works a little too well. One man while devouring my party piece, asked me what I was I was doing at the weekend and when I replied nothing, he told me I was getting married. So maybe I'll try your suggestion instead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lasagne with chunky chips, coleslaw and garlic bread.
Homemade chocolate brownie with strawberries and ice-cream after.
Em x
Forget my lasagne, yours sounds much better
We could make it a joint effort "
And then spread the ice cream over each other's bodies and lick it off! No? Just me?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fillet steak with mushrooms, Docelatte and parma ham on wilted spinach, with green beans and honey roast parsnips.
Lemon tart. "
So far in this thread you're the most appealing! |
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"Exclusive: In an unprecedented display of lascivious yearning after reading so many of these mouth watering sounding dishes, I have decided to break my own rules and enter myself into this fuckfest fray
I shall therefore promise the following to anyone lucky enough to choose me:
…A main course of casu marzu
FFS
This is why I don’t google things from fab.
You’re off my list!!!! "
 Erm….can I possibly change your mind if I supply a special maggot fork for the occasion? (We are supposed to eat the little wrigglers I presume?) |
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"Exclusive: In an unprecedented display of lascivious yearning after reading so many of these mouth watering sounding dishes, I have decided to break my own rules and enter myself into this fuckfest fray
I shall therefore promise the following to anyone lucky enough to choose me:
…A main course of casu marzu
That's up there with surströmming "
 FUCK YES! |
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"Exclusive: In an unprecedented display of lascivious yearning after reading so many of these mouth watering sounding dishes, I have decided to break my own rules and enter myself into this fuckfest fray
I shall therefore promise the following to anyone lucky enough to choose me:
…A main course of casu marzu
My brain likes to remind me this exists every now and again….usually when I’m eating "
Yummy! They apparently can hurl themselves over six feet….and bite as well  |
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"CUPID, HELP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Cupid to the rescue fair maiden!
Righty oh….
Hmmm….how about Laksa which originates from Malaysia?
It’s a spicy, sweet, sour and fragrant soup made either with a rich and spicy coconut milk broth or a sour asam broth made with tamarind. The delicious soup (well, it says it is at least) features thick wheat noodles or rice vermicelli and is served with chicken, prawn or fish
Ooh Cupid, this sounds amazing.
Thank you.
I do actually have a party piece but I think it needs changing for something else. I think it works a little too well. One man while devouring my party piece, asked me what I was I was doing at the weekend and when I replied nothing, he told me I was getting married. So maybe I'll try your suggestion instead!"
I like his style |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lasagne with chunky chips, coleslaw and garlic bread.
Homemade chocolate brownie with strawberries and ice-cream after.
Em x
Forget my lasagne, yours sounds much better
We could make it a joint effort
And then spread the ice cream over each other's bodies and lick it off! No? Just me? "
That was my plan! You’re welcome to join us if you like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Exclusive: In an unprecedented display of lascivious yearning after reading so many of these mouth watering sounding dishes, I have decided to break my own rules and enter myself into this fuckfest fray
I shall therefore promise the following to anyone lucky enough to choose me:
…A main course of casu marzu
My brain likes to remind me this exists every now and again….usually when I’m eating
Yummy! They apparently can hurl themselves over six feet….and bite as well "
Oh fantastic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lasagne with chunky chips, coleslaw and garlic bread.
Homemade chocolate brownie with strawberries and ice-cream after.
Em x
Forget my lasagne, yours sounds much better
We could make it a joint effort
And then spread the ice cream over each other's bodies and lick it off! No? Just me?
That was my plan! You’re welcome to join us if you like "
The ice cream will melt pretty quickly with how hot it's going to be in that room |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Beef Wellington with a rich port and caramelised onion sauce. Honey roasted vegetables (peppers, parsnips, carrots), roast potatoes, any other veg of your choice.
A pudding of either Malteaser cheesecake or a Victoria sponge.
F |
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"Beef Wellington with a rich port and caramelised onion sauce. Honey roasted vegetables (peppers, parsnips, carrots), roast potatoes, any other veg of your choice.
A pudding of either Malteaser cheesecake or a Victoria sponge.
F"
Oh fuck. Yes.
(Cheesecake please) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Beef Wellington with a rich port and caramelised onion sauce. Honey roasted vegetables (peppers, parsnips, carrots), roast potatoes, any other veg of your choice.
A pudding of either Malteaser cheesecake or a Victoria sponge.
F
Oh fuck. Yes.
(Cheesecake please)"
Mr cooks, I'll entertain
F |
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Update: The heady smell of sex is truly intoxicating in here now (or possibly it’s my Casu Marzu which no one is willing to eat with me…?)
Either way; Some absolutely divine sounding meals good folks
Indeed, I am presently salivating like one of Pavlov’s dogs at some of your descriptions so a sincere well done on your superb culinary skills |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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Smoked salmon and asparagus risotto with a side salad, followed by a choice of my home-made white chocolate and raspberry cheesecake, or my Bakwell tart, seeved with a bottle of chilled Sancerre. |
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"Update: The heady smell of sex is truly intoxicating in here now (or possibly it’s my Casu Marzu which no one is willing to eat with me…?)
Either way; Some absolutely divine sounding meals good folks
Indeed, I am presently salivating like one of Pavlov’s dogs at some of your descriptions so a sincere well done on your superb culinary skills "
*passes on the pork pie* it'll go nice with your maggoty cheese....I'll pass, suddenly not very hungry |
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"Beef Wellington with a rich port and caramelised onion sauce. Honey roasted vegetables (peppers, parsnips, carrots), roast potatoes, any other veg of your choice.
A pudding of either Malteaser cheesecake or a Victoria sponge.
F"
Hate to say it...but hell yeah |
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"Beef Wellington with a rich port and caramelised onion sauce. Honey roasted vegetables (peppers, parsnips, carrots), roast potatoes, any other veg of your choice.
A pudding of either Malteaser cheesecake or a Victoria sponge.
F
Oh fuck. Yes.
(Cheesecake please)
Mr cooks, I'll entertain
F"
In & In |
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"Update: The heady smell of sex is truly intoxicating in here now (or possibly it’s my Casu Marzu which no one is willing to eat with me…?)
Either way; Some absolutely divine sounding meals good folks
Indeed, I am presently salivating like one of Pavlov’s dogs at some of your descriptions so a sincere well done on your superb culinary skills
*passes on the pork pie* it'll go nice with your maggoty cheese....I'll pass, suddenly not very hungry "
Thank you xxx Mmmm pork pie with my maggots - I shall dine like a king this night |
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"Lasagne with chunky chips, coleslaw and garlic bread.
Homemade chocolate brownie with strawberries and ice-cream after.
Em x
Forget my lasagne, yours sounds much better
We could make it a joint effort
And then spread the ice cream over each other's bodies and lick it off! No? Just me?
That was my plan! You’re welcome to join us if you like "
Mine too but I was being polite |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Beef Wellington with a rich port and caramelised onion sauce. Honey roasted vegetables (peppers, parsnips, carrots), roast potatoes, any other veg of your choice.
A pudding of either Malteaser cheesecake or a Victoria sponge.
F
Hate to say it...but hell yeah"
Sorry, we already have a guest coming.
F |
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"Beef Wellington with a rich port and caramelised onion sauce. Honey roasted vegetables (peppers, parsnips, carrots), roast potatoes, any other veg of your choice.
A pudding of either Malteaser cheesecake or a Victoria sponge.
F"
Oh I missed this! Fuck yeah to this too!
Tinder |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Beef Wellington with a rich port and caramelised onion sauce. Honey roasted vegetables (peppers, parsnips, carrots), roast potatoes, any other veg of your choice.
A pudding of either Malteaser cheesecake or a Victoria sponge.
F
Oh I missed this! Fuck yeah to this too!
Tinder "
We already have a guest, and Carrie is busy.... So we can't wait to host for you!
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Update: The generous offer of my Casu Marzu romantic meal for two has not exactly enticed many……ok, ANY of you yet
Can I sweeten the deal any with an ice cold and intimate glass of Gomutra over candle lit conversation? |
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"Update: The heady smell of sex is truly intoxicating in here now (or possibly it’s my Casu Marzu which no one is willing to eat with me…?)
Either way; Some absolutely divine sounding meals good folks
Indeed, I am presently salivating like one of Pavlov’s dogs at some of your descriptions so a sincere well done on your superb culinary skills
*passes on the pork pie* it'll go nice with your maggoty cheese....I'll pass, suddenly not very hungry
Thank you xxx Mmmm pork pie with my maggots - I shall dine like a king this night "
You ain't having me Freddo though  |
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"Lasagne with chunky chips, coleslaw and garlic bread.
Homemade chocolate brownie with strawberries and ice-cream after.
Em x
Forget my lasagne, yours sounds much better
We could make it a joint effort
And then spread the ice cream over each other's bodies and lick it off! No? Just me?
That was my plan! You’re welcome to join us if you like
Mine too but I was being polite "
Pffft... polite is overrated  |
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