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I’m leaving… Going Unlos.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There!!! I said it. *true story

I didn’t want to leave in the middle of a good morning thread (or get officially banned)

^its a joke mods!!

so I thought I’d leave at the end of this thread. It’s a chance for me to say thanks. I’ve been here a long time so I thought I’d stretch out the goodbye. ….

There’s lots of you who I’ve never spoken to that I read a lot, and admire your funny and intelligent views. But you might feel ignored, or I’ve ignored you. I did for a long time, I still do think of myself as newbie when friends are talking to friends and I get ignored. My advice to leave you with - It’s fab, just stick with it until people find you and you find your own friends.

There’s so many subject and thread I wanted to post sensible answers too, i should have instead of the crap retorts I went for. Soz.

And those of you who I have spoke to by text or face to face, you guys felt like the friends I really needed to be around. It’s been a blast. And some of you are pretty sexy too.

I can’t believe some of you never called me

Here’s the thing, I just need to go and sort myself out. I’ve needed to for a while. I struggle, a lot. So I’m Sorry if I bring or brought the place down by wearing a heart on the sleeve. (I know I do, I’m just a sentiment shit) But actually, I didn’t want anyone to feel sorry for me. I just wanted to know I wasn’t alone, and I know some are going through a lot worse than I am (I said that to someone in here recently) and my hearts goes out to you.

But I now feel I’m not required for fab because, “When it doesn’t feel like fun anymore” etc. Am I right? “

So let’s see how many grammar and spelling mistakes I can make before 175 and then I can take a bow and leave.

And no I don’t offer pity FAFs, and I don’t want any either.

Please tell me joke?

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

TL:DR

See you in 2 weeks

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"There!!! I said it. *true story

I didn’t want to leave in the middle of a good morning thread (or get officially banned)

^its a joke mods!!

so I thought I’d leave at the end of this thread. It’s a chance for me to say thanks. I’ve been here a long time so I thought I’d stretch out the goodbye. ….

There’s so many subject and thread I wanted to post sensible answers too, i should have instead of the crap retorts I went for. Soz.

And those of you who I have spoke to by text or face to face, you guys felt like the friends I really needed to be around. It’s been a blast. And some of you are pretty sexy too.

I can’t believe some of you never called me

But I now feel I’m not required for fab because, “When it doesn’t feel like fun anymore” etc. Am I right? “

So let’s see how many grammar and spelling mistakes I can make before 175 and then I can take a bow and leave.

And no I don’t offer pity FAFs, and I don’t want any either.

Please tell me joke?

FAF?

You're a good man woody. A little less good for leaving me with these women with one less guy around who's not a total pain in the ass, but still.

See you on the other side! X

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

You can buy me that drink another time, Woody. I hope you find what you're looking for.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About bloody time too. That can of squirty cream has been going off forever.

Catch ya when you get back.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m sorry to hear this Woody but if you need time for yourself then that can only be a good thing

Don’t be a stranger. I mean that genuinely

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

You'll be missed around here.

Hit me up when you feel up to it

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Could've at least waited until inflation went back to normal

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By *rincess-PeachWoman over a year ago

irrelevant

Thank you for always being lovely to me , and for organising the social that I did not socialise at

not known you longbut I appreciate you and will miss you Taking a break from here , however long that is or even permanently, will be good for the soul. I've enjoyed it when I had a break

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"About bloody time too. That can of squirty cream has been going off forever.

Catch ya when you get back."

I know right. I should have posted …. my cream had run it’s sell by date.

missed opportunity. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m sorry to hear this Woody but if you need time for yourself then that can only be a good thing

Don’t be a stranger. I mean that genuinely

That’s you. It was lovely to talk. I’m all tearful and everything.

Sign my shirt??

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By *ustus555Couple over a year ago

Long rambling thread. Couldn't be arsed to read it all.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

Sorry to see you go Woody but if you need to you need to. Hope to see you back at some point tho, look after yourself.

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

Best of luck with it all, hope you're feeling more yourself soon

Em x

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

It's always important to look after yourself.

Perhaps get a friend to change your password and only give it back when your ready x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You'll be missed around here.

Hit me up when you feel up to it

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

That’s always a good time to go. Be well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope that life outside Fab gets better for you.

You can read the forums without being logged on!

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m sorry to hear this Woody but if you need time for yourself then that can only be a good thing

Don’t be a stranger. I mean that genuinely

That’s you. It was lovely to talk. I’m all tearful and everything.

Sign my shirt?? "

Only when it’s on my floor… obviously. Mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's always important to look after yourself.

Perhaps get a friend to change your password and only give it back when your ready x "

I’m Deleting the account. I’ve made my mind up.

A proper fresh start.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’s always a good time to go. Be well

You know.

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... So I can find a better girlfriend.

Anthony Jeselnik.

I only do dark jokes that's about as light as it gets sorry.

I've got love for you Woody, wearing your heart on your sleeve is something I admire deeply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Best of luck with it all, hope you're feeling more yourself soon

Em x"

I’m always feeling myself. ….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah woody no!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll send ya Christmas wishes when you’re back! Tara for now and stay safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Long rambling thread. Couldn't be arsed to read it all.

now a wish I said more.

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

"Best of luck with it all, hope you're feeling more yourself soon

Em x

I’m always feeling myself. ….

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"That’s always a good time to go. Be well

You know.

Yeah man. I’m out more than in. And I do coffee without the cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll send ya Christmas wishes when you’re back! Tara for now and stay safe

Fuck you dan!!!!!

*mods. Let me have that one on the house.

Dan. You are alright.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Goodbye and good luck

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"That’s always a good time to go. Be well

I blame you! You came back and chased Woody out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ah woody no!!!

I’ve heard that said to me before more than I care to admit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’s always a good time to go. Be well

I blame you! You came back and chased Woody out! "

This Town ain’t big enough for both of us.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"It's always important to look after yourself.

Perhaps get a friend to change your password and only give it back when your ready x

I’m Deleting the account. I’ve made my mind up.

A proper fresh start.

"
then enjoy your time away and all the best x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah woody no!!!

I’ve heard that said to me before more than I care to admit.

As long as you're leaving for the right reasons.

And not because some (redacted) is been a (redacted)

(I learnt the redacted trick off someone, I forget who)

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"That’s always a good time to go. Be well

I blame you! You came back and chased Woody out! "

Literally. On one leg. Waved my crutch at him. Only one Manc at a time…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey, I said I was going to chuck it all in the air, not you!

Sometimes you know when its time though. (See you back here next year)

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By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Ah such a shame but you got to do what you got to do.

Take care and be safe

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By *amantha_JadeWoman over a year ago

Newcastle

I’ve thought that you haven’t seemed yourself for a little while

Look after yourself and come back if and when it feels right

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's always important to look after yourself.

Perhaps get a friend to change your password and only give it back when your ready x

I’m Deleting the account. I’ve made my mind up.

A proper fresh start.

then enjoy your time away and all the best x "

I want to say I’m going sailing. But that would be lying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey, I said I was going to chuck it all in the air, not you!

Sometimes you know when its time though. (See you back here next year)

xx"

Probably. Maybe not.

We should have gone camping. Naked.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Sorry to hear this! I can honestly say! U probably won't belive this! But u are the one person in the forums I find most fascinating! Was after u sent me a voice clip on one of the forum challenges! I wish u well in all that your future holds for u! Xxxxxxx

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

I don’t want you to go.

But I want you to be happy.

It’s been an absolute pleasure knowing you xxx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That’s always a good time to go. Be well

You know.

Yeah man. I’m out more than in. And I do coffee without the cake. "

Best way.

Shame Woody never made it to a coffee and no cake social really

When it's time, it's time Woody dude. Be happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don’t want you to go.

But I want you to be happy.

It’s been an absolute pleasure knowing you xxx

Little hug for you. I’d give you a big one, ….

I’ll leave it right there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dude.....

take care x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’s always a good time to go. Be well

You know.

Yeah man. I’m out more than in. And I do coffee without the cake.

Best way.

Shame Woody never made it to a coffee and no cake social really

When it's time, it's time Woody dude. Be happy."

Who the fuck offers cake and then says there isn’t cake????

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

All the best Woody good sir

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That’s always a good time to go. Be well

You know.

Yeah man. I’m out more than in. And I do coffee without the cake.

Best way.

Shame Woody never made it to a coffee and no cake social really

When it's time, it's time Woody dude. Be happy.

Who the fuck offers cake and then says there isn’t cake????

What? You were there?

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"That’s always a good time to go. Be well

You know.

Yeah man. I’m out more than in. And I do coffee without the cake.

Best way.

Shame Woody never made it to a coffee and no cake social really

When it's time, it's time Woody dude. Be happy.

Who the fuck offers cake and then says there isn’t cake????

Only the best sorta people clearly

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

We’ve never really spoke Woody but I wish you well ……. take care x

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

Hey Woody,

I’m sorry to see you go and I know it takes balls to actually leave.

I know this feeling as I’m closer to leaving as ever before but I’m not sure if I can do that. For that I feel like shit.

I applaud you for this thread. Feels like a proper closure, and thank you for that.

I will miss your presence on the forum and such a shame I couldn’t get to know you in person.

I hope you’ll find your peace and happiness, I really do.

And I wish you all the best x

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

i wish you well woody,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We’ve never really spoke Woody but I wish you well ……. take care x"

Thank you. And you too. Xx

*barman. Get this lady a drink….

Narrator - Woody does not have a bar tab, you will have to pay for your own.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’s always a good time to go. Be well

You know.

Yeah man. I’m out more than in. And I do coffee without the cake.

Best way.

Shame Woody never made it to a coffee and no cake social really

When it's time, it's time Woody dude. Be happy.

Who the fuck offers cake and then says there isn’t cake????

What? You were there?

this is a joke right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woody I liked reading your posts and that you included all.

Take care

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That’s always a good time to go. Be well

You know.

Yeah man. I’m out more than in. And I do coffee without the cake.

Best way.

Shame Woody never made it to a coffee and no cake social really

When it's time, it's time Woody dude. Be happy.

Who the fuck offers cake and then says there isn’t cake????

What? You were there?

this is a joke right? "

Obviously...

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By *oofy321Man over a year ago

moon base zero

Dont think we've ever interacted but good luck away from this place x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Woody I liked reading your posts and that you included all.

Take care "

That’s only because I wanted an orgy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dont think we've ever interacted but good luck away from this place x"

As c good luck to you in here …,

You’ll need it.

*maniacal laughter

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Aw Woody Woody Woody

We’ve never met in person but I can feel it in my bones that you’re a good egg.

I wish you lots of love and happiness, wherever you go, whatever you do.

You know where we are should you wish to come back and I’ll miss your input on the forums.

Take care Bee x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I offered to bum you gently, with borderline lover like treatment. Would you stay?

I’ll even bake your favourite cupcakes.

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By *hagTonightMan over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Bye and come back soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aw Woody Woody Woody

We’ve never met in person but I can feel it in my bones that you’re a good egg.

I wish you lots of love and happiness, wherever you go, whatever you do.

You know where we are should you wish to come back and I’ll miss your input on the forums.

Take care Bee x

You too MsV.

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Not spoken of late but known you since Bottleman days and fond memories of chatting shit over bottomless drinks....

Do what suits you, you have my number, you don't have to be a stranger x

P.S.What's brown and sticky?

Me! It's hot in the states still!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves! "

I know right.

I’ve got a box set to watch.

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves! "

Don't be that guy! Let him embrace the fine ladies one last time!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves!

I know right.

I’ve got a box set to watch. "

If we don't get this to 175 does that mean you won't go?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves!

I know right.

I’ve got Love is Blind to watch. "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves!

I know right.

I’ve got a box set to watch.

If we don't get this to 175 does that mean you won't go? "

Wait. I didntt think this through did I??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves!

I know right.

I’ve got Love is Blind to watch.

FIFY

Forget that. Where’s the jokes???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves!

Don't be that guy! Let him embrace the fine ladies one last time!"

I’ll get this to 175 myself if I have to.

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

All the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hurry up and fuck off then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hurry up and fuck off then"

Haha.

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves!

I know right.

I’ve got a box set to watch.

If we don't get this to 175 does that mean you won't go?

Wait. I didntt think this through did I?? "

Stranded here on a 174 thread forever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So long and thanks for all the cakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Il have to check my 'faf' diary

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Snog ^

Hopefully this speeds it up.

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

I also meant to ask, who are you passing on to your squirty cream tube. As in a relay team kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good luck woody and I hope your feeling back to your usual self soon

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves!

I know right.

I’ve got Love is Blind to watch.

FIFY

Forget that. Where’s the jokes??? "

I haven't any funny

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves!

I know right.

I’ve got a box set to watch.

If we don't get this to 175 does that mean you won't go?

Wait. I didntt think this through did I??

Stranded here on a 174 thread forever "

I support this message

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I also meant to ask, who are you passing on to your squirty cream tube. As in a relay team kind of thing

Oohh. Good idea.

Like a game of pass the parcel. When the music stop the squirty cream can explodes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves!

I know right.

I’ve got Love is Blind to watch.

FIFY

Forget that. Where’s the jokes???

I haven't any funny

Ffs

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

"I also meant to ask, who are you passing on to your squirty cream tube. As in a relay team kind of thing

Oohh. Good idea.

Like a game of pass the parcel. When the music stop the squirty cream can explodes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good luck woody and I hope your feeling back to your usual self soon

Snog. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The faster this gets to 175 the faster he leaves!

I know right.

I’ve got a box set to watch.

If we don't get this to 175 does that mean you won't go?

Wait. I didntt think this through did I??

Stranded here on a 174 thread forever

I support this message "

No one asked you.

*1 more post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goodbye

Just boosting the numbers

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm very upset that no one has said "it's not an airport".

That must mean you've arrived, Woody!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

^legend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MODS. Please lock this thread ASAP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm very upset that no one has said "it's not an airport".

That must mean you've arrived, Woody!"

Why airport?

I’ve taken the hinges off the doors so they don’t hit me in the way out also.

But seriously. Why airport?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think we should boycot the thread.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

"I'm very upset that no one has said "it's not an airport".

That must mean you've arrived, Woody!

Why airport?

I’ve taken the hinges off the doors so they don’t hit me in the way out also.

But seriously. Why airport? "

Departures get announced at airports x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm very upset that no one has said "it's not an airport".

That must mean you've arrived, Woody!

Why airport?

I’ve taken the hinges off the doors so they don’t hit me in the way out also.

But seriously. Why airport?

Departures get announced at airports x "

Ah.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"There!!! I said it. *true story

I didn’t want to leave in the middle of a good morning thread (or get officially banned)

^its a joke mods!!

so I thought I’d leave at the end of this thread. It’s a chance for me to say thanks. I’ve been here a long time so I thought I’d stretch out the goodbye. ….

There’s so many subject and thread I wanted to post sensible answers too, i should have instead of the crap retorts I went for. Soz.

And those of you who I have spoke to by text or face to face, you guys felt like the friends I really needed to be around. It’s been a blast. And some of you are pretty sexy too.

I can’t believe some of you never called me

But I now feel I’m not required for fab because, “When it doesn’t feel like fun anymore” etc. Am I right? “

So let’s see how many grammar and spelling mistakes I can make before 175 and then I can take a bow and leave.

And no I don’t offer pity FAFs, and I don’t want any either.

Please tell me joke?

"
awww woody I'm a fan good luck whatever you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think we should boycot the thread. "

I don’t.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There!!! I said it. *true story

I didn’t want to leave in the middle of a good morning thread (or get officially banned)

^its a joke mods!!

so I thought I’d leave at the end of this thread. It’s a chance for me to say thanks. I’ve been here a long time so I thought I’d stretch out the goodbye. ….

There’s so many subject and thread I wanted to post sensible answers too, i should have instead of the crap retorts I went for. Soz.

And those of you who I have spoke to by text or face to face, you guys felt like the friends I really needed to be around. It’s been a blast. And some of you are pretty sexy too.

I can’t believe some of you never called me

But I now feel I’m not required for fab because, “When it doesn’t feel like fun anymore” etc. Am I right? “

So let’s see how many grammar and spelling mistakes I can make before 175 and then I can take a bow and leave.

And no I don’t offer pity FAFs, and I don’t want any either.

Please tell me joke?

awww woody I'm a fan good luck whatever you do

A f dad you too Macky.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah we all come back!! When the time is right I am sure we will see you again, but until then, take care and see you in a while crocodile. X

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think we should boycot the thread. "

When this one care if you leave, then it's a sign you must stay!

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Shut the door on your way out...

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

I know we haven't chatted but I've enjoyed reading your comments Woody. Hope you get yourself sorted soon and focus on what's important to you(your wonderful children) Hope to see you around here again

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm very upset that no one has said "it's not an airport".

That must mean you've arrived, Woody!

Why airport?

I’ve taken the hinges off the doors so they don’t hit me in the way out also.

But seriously. Why airport? "

Jeeeeez man!

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ah that’s a shame. I like you

All the best whatever you do Woody. And if at the end of this thread you change your mind and want to stay then bloody stay!

Lots of love

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By *entlemanFoxMan over a year ago

North East / London

Thanks for the cakes at the MLS.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the the best pal. Do what you need to do.

And see you back on here in a couple weeks... probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ah we all come back!! When the time is right I am sure we will see you again, but until then, take care and see you in a while crocodile. X"

^snog

Maybe. I hope. Just now isn’t the right time to be here. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All the the best pal. Do what you need to do.

And see you back on here in a couple weeks... probably

Why, are you buying the round ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks for the cakes at the MLS. "

You are very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If people stop posting it won't get to 175 and he will stay!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All the the best pal. Do what you need to do.

And see you back on here in a couple weeks... probably

Why, are you buying the round ?

Long as it's a cheap round

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ah that’s a shame. I like you

All the best whatever you do Woody. And if at the end of this thread you change your mind and want to stay then bloody stay!

Lots of love

Haha. I like you too Nora.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hide your profile a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All the the best pal. Do what you need to do.

And see you back on here in a couple weeks... probably

Why, are you buying the round ?

Long as it's a cheap round

Cheap is my middle name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hide your profile a while. "

I tried that. I Gotta go.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

Aye Mr woody I wish you well I've enjoy some of your posts and others have sadden me to know your not happy with yourself and the way life is at the moment lot can relate to that with all our individual problems .hope you feel happier soon and come back.I need people to support my threads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If people stop posting it won't get to 175 and he will stay!!"

Haha. I bet it will.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Oh woody! Be sad not to see you posting, but you've got to do what's best for you

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve recently take time out from fab and sometimes it’s needed. Never chatted to you before but wishing you the very best and hope you find what you are looking for, and you never know you might come back when and if you are ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh woody! Be sad not to see you posting, but you've got to do what's best for you

Tinder x"

Thank you.

Didn’t you guys meet and get married in here? Or am I mistaking you for someone else? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve recently take time out from fab and sometimes it’s needed. Never chatted to you before but wishing you the very best and hope you find what you are looking for, and you never know you might come back when and if you are ready

xx"

Thanks for posting. And thank you.

Have a great night.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Oh woody! Be sad not to see you posting, but you've got to do what's best for you

Tinder x

Thank you.

Didn’t you guys meet and get married in here? Or am I mistaking you for someone else? X"

We met on here yeah, not married he's yet to put a ring on it

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh woody! Be sad not to see you posting, but you've got to do what's best for you

Tinder x

Thank you.

Didn’t you guys meet and get married in here? Or am I mistaking you for someone else? X

We met on here yeah, not married he's yet to put a ring on it

Tinder x"

Oh shit. Sorry.

I just remembered something. It might have been that.

I’ll watch you too closely ……

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If people stop posting it won't get to 175 and he will stay!!

Haha. I bet it will.

Save the link so you can revisit this thread if you have a crappy day in the future.

There's a lot of love in here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If people stop posting it won't get to 175 and he will stay!!

Haha. I bet it will.

Save the link so you can revisit this thread if you have a crappy day in the future.

There's a lot of love in here.

I prefer reading the cock size threads. There’s more jokes. …..

Where’s the jokes???

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

"If people stop posting it won't get to 175 and he will stay!!

Haha. I bet it will.

Save the link so you can revisit this thread if you have a crappy day in the future.

There's a lot of love in here.

I prefer reading the cock size threads. There’s more jokes. …..

Where’s the jokes??? "

Don't go. I can hear you coming now, now, now. Ah, no no no, don't go

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple over a year ago

Neath valley.

We all need time out woody. Taking care of number 1 is more important than anything else sometimes. Take care. Jo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Awwww Woody, you're a good guy. Be safe, be well. Sending hugs and killer ping pong moves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here’s a joke

A man, his wife and his mother in law go on holiday to Jerusalem.

Whilst there his mother in law dies. They go to the home office who tell them that to fly the body home will cost them £20k but they can have a funeral there for £1k

The husband tells them they will fly the body home

The home office rep asks why as it’s so much more money.

The man replies “the last person I know who died here and was buried raised from the dead after 3 days and I just can’t take the risk with my mother in law”

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Oh, it's Woody, he's back.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You insinuated you're going when comments get to 175. If it doesn't get to 175 I suppose you're staying? Whoever is the 175th poster is really going to be going through the motions....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwwwwww Woody don’t go…… please don’t go…… hmmmmm there’s a song in there somewhere…. Sending

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take care

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was flipping cold holding that Woody!! You'd better fab it before you go lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Knock knock.

Who's there?

Oh, it's Woody, he's back.

Mrs TMN x"

Haha. That funny.

Top marks.

*im not a teacher.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awwww Woody, you're a good guy. Be safe, be well. Sending hugs and killer ping pong moves

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Take care"

You too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That was flipping cold holding that Woody!! You'd better fab it before you go lol

Haha. That awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awwwwwww Woody don’t go…… please don’t go…… hmmmmm there’s a song in there somewhere…. Sending

Thanks Mel. X

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Why not just hide your profile and log off? 99% of forum fab users who go UNLOS return at some point.

If you decide on returning when your headspace is improved you don't need to start anew.

It's only worth a proper delete if you're absolutely sure you won't ever return.

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

"Awwwwwww Woody don’t go…… please don’t go…… hmmmmm there’s a song in there somewhere…. Sending

Yazoo I think

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By *amierebelMan over a year ago

My own little world

"There!!! I said it. *true story

I didn’t want to leave in the middle of a good morning thread (or get officially banned)

^its a joke mods!!

so I thought I’d leave at the end of this thread. It’s a chance for me to say thanks. I’ve been here a long time so I thought I’d stretch out the goodbye. ….

There’s so many subject and thread I wanted to post sensible answers too, i should have instead of the crap retorts I went for. Soz.

And those of you who I have spoke to by text or face to face, you guys felt like the friends I really needed to be around. It’s been a blast. And some of you are pretty sexy too.

I can’t believe some of you never called me

But I now feel I’m not required for fab because, “When it doesn’t feel like fun anymore” etc. Am I right? “

So let’s see how many grammar and spelling mistakes I can make before 175 and then I can take a bow and leave.

And no I don’t offer pity FAFs, and I don’t want any either.

Please tell me joke?

Best eh luck hopefully you do come back big man no been on properly myself in a while but you're one the few posters of threads that I've actually enjoyed reading since I joined here stay safe though fella hope you get yourself to where you need to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why not just hide your profile and log off? 99% of forum fab users who go UNLOS return at some point.

If you decide on returning when your headspace is improved you don't need to start anew.

It's only worth a proper delete if you're absolutely sure you won't ever return. "

It’s interesting. I always thought that when fab works for you, you wouldn’t need fab anymore.

I hope that makes sense to someone …anyone.

But right now, leaving and hoping I don’t need to come back is what’s making me leave. Who knows, I might return. But at least I can let go of this profile. Right now, I’m realy sad. I would t want to return to a sad profile if I did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There!!! I said it. *true story

I didn’t want to leave in the middle of a good morning thread (or get officially banned)

^its a joke mods!!

so I thought I’d leave at the end of this thread. It’s a chance for me to say thanks. I’ve been here a long time so I thought I’d stretch out the goodbye. ….

There’s so many subject and thread I wanted to post sensible answers too, i should have instead of the crap retorts I went for. Soz.

And those of you who I have spoke to by text or face to face, you guys felt like the friends I really needed to be around. It’s been a blast. And some of you are pretty sexy too.

I can’t believe some of you never called me

But I now feel I’m not required for fab because, “When it doesn’t feel like fun anymore” etc. Am I right? “

So let’s see how many grammar and spelling mistakes I can make before 175 and then I can take a bow and leave.

And no I don’t offer pity FAFs, and I don’t want any either.

Please tell me joke?

Dude. Have a good night.

*hands squirt cream can.

There’s good people here, enjoy it. And get to socials?!!!!! You gotta meet up, or we are all just zeros and ones.

*one for the computer geeks.

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

I hope the future is full of happiness for you pal. You will be missed

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Woody, you're going to be just fine.

The place will smell different without you.

Be human x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Where do I set off the stink bomb. ?

I actually have a funny tale about my last day of school.

*remind me to tell you sometime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Woody, you're going to be just fine.

The place will smell different without you.

Be human x"

Haha. Did you just call my aroma?

Bye Nanna.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, we never spoke Woody B but I was aware of your lovely, kind, funny presence here in the Forums....

Best Wishes & Luck Sent Your Way Now Always & Ever X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh woody I'm both sad and proud of you when reading this.

You are a truly lovely man and I wish we had longer to chat in Manchester.

You most definitely wlll be missed around here.

Please be as kind to yourself as I see you so often being to others.

Take care xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi, we never spoke Woody B but I was aware of your lovely, kind, funny presence here in the Forums....

Best Wishes & Luck Sent Your Way Now Always & Ever X"

That’s Irish luck isn’t it? I’ll take that.

*and they say we don’t read profiles.

Have a great night.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"There!!! I said it. *true story

I didn’t want to leave in the middle of a good morning thread (or get officially banned)

^its a joke mods!!

so I thought I’d leave at the end of this thread. It’s a chance for me to say thanks. I’ve been here a long time so I thought I’d stretch out the goodbye. ….

There’s so many subject and thread I wanted to post sensible answers too, i should have instead of the crap retorts I went for. Soz.

And those of you who I have spoke to by text or face to face, you guys felt like the friends I really needed to be around. It’s been a blast. And some of you are pretty sexy too.

I can’t believe some of you never called me

But I now feel I’m not required for fab because, “When it doesn’t feel like fun anymore” etc. Am I right? “

So let’s see how many grammar and spelling mistakes I can make before 175 and then I can take a bow and leave.

And no I don’t offer pity FAFs, and I don’t want any either.

Please tell me joke?

Dude. Have a good night.

*hands squirt cream can.

There’s good people here, enjoy it. And get to socials?!!!!! You gotta meet up, or we are all just zeros and ones.

*one for the computer geeks.

Not especially.. ones and zeros...bi ary... we're all in the matrix lol

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Thank goodness I saw this thread.

Hope everything works out for you Woody x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"There!!! I said it. *true story

I didn’t want to leave in the middle of a good morning thread (or get officially banned)

^its a joke mods!!

so I thought I’d leave at the end of this thread. It’s a chance for me to say thanks. I’ve been here a long time so I thought I’d stretch out the goodbye. ….

There’s so many subject and thread I wanted to post sensible answers too, i should have instead of the crap retorts I went for. Soz.

And those of you who I have spoke to by text or face to face, you guys felt like the friends I really needed to be around. It’s been a blast. And some of you are pretty sexy too.

I can’t believe some of you never called me

But I now feel I’m not required for fab because, “When it doesn’t feel like fun anymore” etc. Am I right? “

So let’s see how many grammar and spelling mistakes I can make before 175 and then I can take a bow and leave.

And no I don’t offer pity FAFs, and I don’t want any either.

Please tell me joke?

Dude. Have a good night.

*hands squirt cream can.

There’s good people here, enjoy it. And get to socials?!!!!! You gotta meet up, or we are all just zeros and ones.

*one for the computer geeks.

Not especially.. ones and zeros...bi ary... we're all in the matrix lol"

Bollocks I meant binary

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Woody you will be missed. The first thread I read on here was one of yours and I have been hooked ever since. You brighten up the forums and often make me smile. Wishing you all the best

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank goodness I saw this thread.

Hope everything works out for you Woody x"

Damn. I’m glad you popped in. I really fancied you, and I didn’t even ask for a kiss. Missed opportunity.

All the best.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

Dear Woody, time away from Fab is no bad thing. A lot here can be damaging. Stepping away for us was a breath of fresh air. It took three years for us to return, and now we are firmly on the outside looking in, Fab is much easier to manage. All the negatives are easier to see and avoid, and the good parts shine brighter. Take your time. Enjoy the real world, and if you come back and we’re still here, be sure to say hello. Best wishes,

- A&G Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There!!! I said it. *true story

I didn’t want to leave in the middle of a good morning thread (or get officially banned)

^its a joke mods!!

so I thought I’d leave at the end of this thread. It’s a chance for me to say thanks. I’ve been here a long time so I thought I’d stretch out the goodbye. ….

There’s so many subject and thread I wanted to post sensible answers too, i should have instead of the crap retorts I went for. Soz.

And those of you who I have spoke to by text or face to face, you guys felt like the friends I really needed to be around. It’s been a blast. And some of you are pretty sexy too.

I can’t believe some of you never called me

But I now feel I’m not required for fab because, “When it doesn’t feel like fun anymore” etc. Am I right? “

So let’s see how many grammar and spelling mistakes I can make before 175 and then I can take a bow and leave.

And no I don’t offer pity FAFs, and I don’t want any either.

Please tell me joke?

Dude. Have a good night.

*hands squirt cream can.

There’s good people here, enjoy it. And get to socials?!!!!! You gotta meet up, or we are all just zeros and ones.

*one for the computer geeks.

Not especially.. ones and zeros...bi ary... we're all in the matrix lol

Bollocks I meant binary"

Hahaha. Funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Woody you will be missed. The first thread I read on here was one of yours and I have been hooked ever since. You brighten up the forums and often make me smile. Wishing you all the best

Mrs "

I’m blushing. …. It was a Faf thread wasn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear Woody, time away from Fab is no bad thing. A lot here can be damaging. Stepping away for us was a breath of fresh air. It took three years for us to return, and now we are firmly on the outside looking in, Fab is much easier to manage. All the negatives are easier to see and avoid, and the good parts shine brighter. Take your time. Enjoy the real world, and if you come back and we’re still here, be sure to say hello. Best wishes,

- A&G Xx"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"There!!! I said it. *true story

I didn’t want to leave in the middle of a good morning thread (or get officially banned)

^its a joke mods!!

so I thought I’d leave at the end of this thread. It’s a chance for me to say thanks. I’ve been here a long time so I thought I’d stretch out the goodbye. ….

There’s so many subject and thread I wanted to post sensible answers too, i should have instead of the crap retorts I went for. Soz.

And those of you who I have spoke to by text or face to face, you guys felt like the friends I really needed to be around. It’s been a blast. And some of you are pretty sexy too.

I can’t believe some of you never called me

But I now feel I’m not required for fab because, “When it doesn’t feel like fun anymore” etc. Am I right? “

So let’s see how many grammar and spelling mistakes I can make before 175 and then I can take a bow and leave.

And no I don’t offer pity FAFs, and I don’t want any either.

Please tell me joke?

Dude. Have a good night.

*hands squirt cream can.

There’s good people here, enjoy it. And get to socials?!!!!! You gotta meet up, or we are all just zeros and ones.

*one for the computer geeks.

Not especially.. ones and zeros...bi ary... we're all in the matrix lol

Bollocks I meant binary

Hahaha. Funny.

Or is it bi nary?? Lol

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Thank goodness I saw this thread.

Hope everything works out for you Woody x

Damn. I’m glad you popped in. I really fancied you, and I didn’t even ask for a kiss. Missed opportunity.

All the best.

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Woody you will be missed. The first thread I read on here was one of yours and I have been hooked ever since. You brighten up the forums and often make me smile. Wishing you all the best

Mrs

I’m blushing. …. It was a Faf thread wasn’t it?

Of course and I do

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I should have left on 69. Or 42. Or 3

^my fave numbers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This shows commitment right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone do a part 2! Please. Just a few more hours Woody!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

You're a good one Woody.

Whatever you do?

Don't come back soon. I mean that from a place of love. There's so much to see. So much joy to be found and sometimes we lose sight of that. Enjoy yourself, the world, the potential and time to heal and be happy. You deserve that you know.

When you're ready? The fora will still be here.

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

You still here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone do a part 2! Please. Just a few more hours Woody!

Fuck you Dan!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Byeeee Woody! Also... get the bee tattoo.

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