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By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago
Chorley, Eng |
"Smear cheesecake all over your body and hum the theme from Baywatch  "
I have no cheesecake and I can't remember the Baywatch theme tune.
Guess I know what my ubereats order is and what I will be watching whilst I smear. Thank you. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Same. I've heard that if two poorly people snuggle up in bed together the illness decides it should bugger off.
Failing that, watch something lighthearted and comforting like Midsommar than gargle on some come to replenish any lost nutrients. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Light a bonfire in your garden and dance around it naked, shouting to the God of NotBeingIll "I am NOT sick, I need to suck!!"
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The God of not being 3  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried leaving your biggest dildo inside you? To unblock your nose?
My nose is fine. I guess I can't use my biggest dildo then?"
Nope. Stand down Kenneth. |
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By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago
Chorley, Eng |
"Stand on your head and inhale salt water through your left nostril, then stand up and exhale it from your right."
This sounds like what I do with my Netty pot during very bad allergy season. So this makes total sense. Thank you. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Light a bonfire in your garden and dance around it naked, shouting to the God of NotBeingIll "I am NOT sick, I need to suck!!"
The God of not being 3 "
That's how my keyboard writes Ill. It's not III or ILL.
Put your specs on, Pickle  |
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By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago
Chorley, Eng |
"Firstly, hugs... virtual ones, keep your sniffles away from me 
Also, have have you tried turning yourself off and on again?"
Thanks!
I am often turned on. Happy with further help with this though.
Uncertain how to turn myself off first. Oh wait there is a trump documentary I keep meaning to watch that will do it. |
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By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago
Chorley, Eng |
"Same. I've heard that if two poorly people snuggle up in bed together the illness decides it should bugger off.
Failing that, watch something lighthearted and comforting like Midsommar than gargle on some come to replenish any lost nutrients."
Unfortunately Uber eats is out of cum so I will take the first option.
I have heard that before actually. But you have to take turns being big spoon or having a boob cupped.
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By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago
Chorley, Eng |
"Light a bonfire in your garden and dance around it naked, shouting to the God of NotBeingIll "I am NOT sick, I need to suck!!"
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I have a yard and a wheelie bin so I think I could make this happen. Though I think I could still suck just not very enthusiasticly so maybe I am not sick enough for this cure. |
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By *mber81 OP Woman
over a year ago
Chorley, Eng |
"Newborn blood would have prevented all of this in the first place, but it's still the solution"
I think I might stay sick rather than risk.the rest of my life imprisoned. Good to have options though. |
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By *ullyMan
over a year ago
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My go to when I have a cold is Lemsip with lemon honey and brandy, add just enough 'HOT' water then sip it. It's like nectar, and cum, really soothes the throat and the paracetamol in the lemsip lowers your temperature. |
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