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Apparently I’m a tart.
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"Vanilla tart. Obviously "Damn. I’m vanilla. I should’ve said that | |||
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"Vanilla tart. Obviously
Damn. I’m vanilla. I should’ve said that"I knew you were… that’s why I said it  | |||
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"Strawberry tart The best kind! " I fucks with strawberries | |||
"Jammy tart " Jam tarts are nice still | |||
"Strawberry tart The best kind! " Goddamn you are absolutely correct xx I’m more of a cornflake tart myself xx | |||
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"I’m not a baked good. I’m just a floozy "Just a floozy? Floozy and proud darling  | |||
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"Tarte Tatin. I pair well with all types of vanilla'y things." The best type of tart.  | |||
"I think cherry Bakewell. What are you? " Yeah, I've had that moment. Once or twice. | |||
"I think cherry Bakewell. What are you? " Does that mean you're extra tasty when covered in cream  | |||
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"I’m not a baked good. I’m just a floozy "CHARGE IT TO THE GAME | |||
"Good old lemon tart "Sour? But yummy? Idk | |||
"I think cherry Bakewell. What are you? Does that mean you're extra tasty when covered in cream "Try me. | |||
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"I'm a black forest gateau....Dark &....... "Now we are talking... Will have to get one each as I don't like sharing gateau. | |||
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"Rhubarb tart, tart squared what's not to like "I’d eat you. | |||
"Rhubarb tart, tart squared what's not to like
I’d eat you. "I taste bitter mind | |||
LvM | |||
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"I’m more of an Eton mess, than a tart " I have to admit, I like this answer best so far. | |||
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"Rhubarb tart, tart squared what's not to like
I’d eat you.
I taste bitter mind "I’d do anything for just a crumb. | |||
"I'm a Spotted Dick - but hopefully the cream and antibiotics will clear it up. "You beat me to the punch line | |||
"A brownie... aside from the obvious, I'm nice for a bit, but easy to get sick of "
I’m crying | |||
"I think cherry Bakewell. What are you? " I am not sure what flavour of tart I am. You will have to lick me to find out. | |||
"I think cherry Bakewell. What are you? I am not sure what flavour of tart I am. You will have to lick me to find out. "something extremely sweet and moreish. I assume. | |||
"I’m more of an Eton mess, than a tart I have to admit, I like this answer best so far." fanks | |||
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"I would say I'm a bakewell tart but as per the famous line in Calendar Girls, we're gonna need considerably bigger buns "I enjoyed that film when I was younger. | |||
"Me too but the family size one. karen" custard,,, and got 2 from asda to eat later does that make me a cannibal  | |||
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"I'm sure I'm a tart but I'm unsure of what type ... Probably something that seems like a good idea but makes you feel sick and full of regret after..... Em x" You and I are the same kinda tart babyyyyyyy | |||
"I think cherry Bakewell. What are you? " The librarian at our school was called Miss Bakewell. Her nickname was "the tart". | |||
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"Custard. Mrs TMN x" Thank God I’ve never tasted you | |||
"Custard. Mrs TMN x Thank God I’ve never tasted you" Well fuck you too Pickle | |||
Tinder x | |||
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"Anything teast good in this tart. Nice pickle in a tart "In | |||
