Rate the consistency of thy cum here my fine folks and impress the shit out of all and sundry  (maybe)
On a 1-10 scale how does thy loin juice rate?
1 being a watery puddle; 5 being like Greek yogurt and 10 akin to Quakers porridge oats.
May the thickest load win.
Ley battle commence! |
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"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness."
Not a cock owner but a cock user. 
Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer. |
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"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.
Not a cock owner but a cock user.
Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer."
Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion  |
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"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.
Not a cock owner but a cock user.
Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.
Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion "
As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated?  |
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"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.
Not a cock owner but a cock user.
Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.
Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion
As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated? "
Hmmmm
No sorry 
*Im joking Obvs* |
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"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.
Not a cock owner but a cock user.
Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.
Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion
As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated?
Hmmmm
No sorry
*Im joking Obvs* "
I get it. Stay away from penis owners only threads. |
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"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.
Not a cock owner but a cock user.
Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.
Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion
As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated?
Hmmmm
No sorry
*Im joking Obvs*
I get it. Stay away from penis owners only threads. "
Unless you want penis pics? |
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"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.
Not a cock owner but a cock user.
Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.
Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion
As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated?
Hmmmm
No sorry
*Im joking Obvs*
I get it. Stay away from penis owners only threads.
Unless you want penis pics? "
I always want penis pics. Just not random penis. I want to see pics and videos of the penis that I get to taste, feel, suck, ride, devour… otherwise it does nothing for me simply visually. |
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Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion
As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated?
Hmmmm
No sorry
*Im joking Obvs*
I get it. Stay away from penis owners only threads.
Unless you want penis pics?
I always want penis pics. Just not random penis. I want to see pics and videos of the penis that I get to taste, feel, suck, ride, devour… otherwise it does nothing for me simply visually. "
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Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion
As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated?
Hmmmm
No sorry
*Im joking Obvs*
I get it. Stay away from penis owners only threads.
Unless you want penis pics?
I always want penis pics. Just not random penis. I want to see pics and videos of the penis that I get to taste, feel, suck, ride, devour… otherwise it does nothing for me simply visually.
Sent x "
With five new messages in my inbox all of a sudden I thought, “Oh God, no he didn’t do that!”. Thankfully you didn’t. You’re random penis after all. Thank you for respecting my boundary. Well done.  |
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"My cumtribution: By Jove! I fired off a fine load earlier today; the consistency of good quality wall paper paste in fact. I’m awarding myself a semi-solid seven for my sterling seminal efforts
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Sorry for detracting my man.
I’m also a 7. Sometimes an 8 if, like said, I don’t cum for a while or edge. |
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"My cumtribution: By Jove! I fired off a fine load earlier today; the consistency of good quality wall paper paste in fact. I’m awarding myself a semi-solid seven for my sterling seminal efforts
Sorry for detracting my man.
I’m also a 7. Sometimes an 8 if, like said, I don’t cum for a while or edge. "
That’s the spirit Only if one can set a floor tile with the stuff, it’s a solid ten  |
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"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.
Not a cock owner but a cock user.
Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer."
Yeah, I'm similar to your experience I'd say. |
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"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.
Not a cock owner but a cock user.
Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.
Yeah, I'm similar to your experience I'd say."
Absolutely After about four on the trot ejaculations, I’m basically firing off piss.
….um…that was rather vulgar wasn’t it? |
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"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.
Not a cock owner but a cock user.
Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.
Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion
As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated? "
A cumsumer as it were? Ask away!! |
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"On a personal note on a scale of 1-10 im a 15 - last woman thought id shot her with a crossbow bolt… *
*there may be some exaggeration in this post "
I thought you were armed with a Walther ppk Mr bond? |
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"A 6 probably. Moving up the scale based on hydration and when more I've already cum recently.
Always happy to help Sydney Uni out
LvM"
I wish I could agree with this but you have impeccable ejaculation suppression control.
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"A 6 probably. Moving up the scale based on hydration and when more I've already cum recently.
Always happy to help Sydney Uni out
LvM
I wish I could agree with this but you have impeccable ejaculation suppression control.
F"
Fighting for my life sometimes... 
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"Rate the consistency of thy cum here my fine folks and impress the shit out of all and sundry (maybe)
On a 1-10 scale how does thy loin juice rate?
1 being a watery puddle; 5 being like Greek yogurt and 10 akin to Quakers porridge oats.
May the thickest load win.
Ley battle commence! "
2 due to medication |
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Absolutely After about four on the trot ejaculations, I’m basically firing off piss.
….um…that was rather vulgar wasn’t it? "
Sounds more like a prostate which doesn't know if it is coming or going! |
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