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Can anyone tell me the name of the following position: The lady is on all fours whilst the man is behind.
However, it differs from the doggy position as he raises himself and sort of ‘squats’ above her with the angle of penetration coming from above…
I’m not keen on that (Great for the quadriceps though)  |
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over a year ago
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"Can anyone tell me the name of the following position: The lady is on all fours whilst the man is behind.
However, it differs from the doggy position as he raises himself and sort of ‘squats’ above her with the angle of penetration coming from above…
I’m not keen on that (Great for the quadriceps though) "
It just reminds me of a frog  |
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"Can anyone tell me the name of the following position: The lady is on all fours whilst the man is behind.
However, it differs from the doggy position as he raises himself and sort of ‘squats’ above her with the angle of penetration coming from above…
I’m not keen on that (Great for the quadriceps though)
It just reminds me of a frog "
It does certainly resemble that 
It’s utilised in porn often to showcase the penetration from behind and I think someone on here previously referred to it as ‘the monkey’ but I can’t confirm as to the accuracy of this….  |
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"Spooning. Load of utter crap. "
I must confess that whilst I love the intimacy of said position, I find it somewhat difficult to get decent ‘traction’ and momentum whilst spooning.
It’s great for sleepy, morning sex though I suppose  |
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"Spooning. Load of utter crap.
I must confess that whilst I love the intimacy of said position, I find it somewhat difficult to get decent ‘traction’ and momentum whilst spooning.
It’s great for sleepy, morning sex though I suppose "
it’s a silly position really. I’ll just get on top and we can do missionary |
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over a year ago
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"Reverse cowgirl mostly because I love eye contact. Looking over your shoulder is not quite the same
I feel really lazy in this position; I can hold her hips but that’s about it 
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And you need to be careful of the angle so it doesn't bend the wrong way  |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Reverse cowgirl mostly because I love eye contact. Looking over your shoulder is not quite the same
I feel really lazy in this position; I can hold her hips but that’s about it
And you need to be careful of the angle so it doesn't bend the wrong way "
Jesus Joe I’ve just winced at the thought! |
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"Reverse cowgirl mostly because I love eye contact. Looking over your shoulder is not quite the same
I feel really lazy in this position; I can hold her hips but that’s about it
And you need to be careful of the angle so it doesn't bend the wrong way "
That’s true; Whilst the visual aspect of perceiving the penetration is admittedly delightful, the downward tension on the poor penis typically looks close to breaking point |
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"Reverse cowgirl just can't keep my balance and find it uncomfortable, and 69 I just don't like it!"
There is an art to the reverse cowgirl. I love it. Lie back so your back is against your partners chest. It is the perfect position for a guy to reach around with one hand to play with your nipples and with the other to play with your clit. Quite a nice sight in a mirror took |
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"Can anyone tell me the name of the following position: The lady is on all fours whilst the man is behind.
However, it differs from the doggy position as he raises himself and sort of ‘squats’ above her with the angle of penetration coming from above…
I’m not keen on that (Great for the quadriceps though) "
It’s called Young Stallion. |
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"Can anyone tell me the name of the following position: The lady is on all fours whilst the man is behind.
However, it differs from the doggy position as he raises himself and sort of ‘squats’ above her with the angle of penetration coming from above…
I’m not keen on that (Great for the quadriceps though)
It’s called Young Stallion. "
Ah thank you I wonder who supplies the wonderful nomenclatures for all these positions?
I really need to get in on this!
Righty oh - I hereby rename the ‘doggy position’ ‘Jupiter’s Seventh Moon’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Southern bright star with integral twist because it's bullshit.
Ey up! What a cool name! It sounds like a rival martial arts style from the anime, Fist Of The North Star
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If only  |
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Another position that fails to enthral me at least: The knee trembler.
Yes, it’s mightily manly to carry a partner around on one’s cock and all that but bicep curling them repeatedly up and down becomes tiring quite swiftly.
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"Reverse cowgirl just can't keep my balance and find it uncomfortable, and 69 I just don't like it!
There is an art to the reverse cowgirl. I love it. Lie back so your back is against your partners chest. It is the perfect position for a guy to reach around with one hand to play with your nipples and with the other to play with your clit. Quite a nice sight in a mirror took "
I was going to say reverse cowgirl but you’ve inspired me to give that another try  |
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I love every position but can’t seem to do cowgirl anymore. Not sure if it’s because I’m out of shape or just not doing it enough but I can never seem to get the position or rhythm right and gets annoyingly frustrating |
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"Reverse cowgirl just can't keep my balance and find it uncomfortable, and 69 I just don't like it!"
Being the 6 or 9 though? As the experience of this position changes drastically if you’re on top or bottom……. |
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"I love every position but can’t seem to do cowgirl anymore. Not sure if it’s because I’m out of shape or just not doing it enough but I can never seem to get the position or rhythm right and gets annoyingly frustrating "
let me help you with some practice |
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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago
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This thread is really telling a story.... Women hate being on top for some reason. I always thought sitting on top is easier than planking over her....
Either way. I hate spooning sex. It's ridiculous, can't get the move going properly, it's awkward to move hips for and back when you lay on them.. Dunno why it's considered a great lazy position.
Also doggy stlye sucks a lot of times, not because doggy sucks, but because you first have to teach them how to arch the back properly. I have to do this way too often, ladies. Take sex ed 102 please.
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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago
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"Reverse cowgirl just can't keep my balance and find it uncomfortable, and 69 I just don't like it!
Being the 6 or 9 though? As the experience of this position changes drastically if you’re on top or bottom……."
69 is a lot better when you both lay on the side instead of above/under each other... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't bounce around enough when I'm on top. Anything that involves me having to use my knees or being flexible I'm also crap at. Have sex with me fellas, I'm such a catch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's both a fav and the worst, Penny riding my face!
As she's getting closer to orgasm she leans forward and presses down hard, I can feel my nose about to break but you try stopping a woman on the edge! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I thought it was 69ing for a long time. Being fucked as I go down on a woman and she's giving me oral? So hot. That's like 69ing 2.0 though.
I don't really like positions where I'm folded like a pretzel. It's hard to explain and I'm not sure the name of it but where my knees are folded and I'm on my side and then they sort of lean into me and smoosh my body up. It's great for depth but my cervix isn't a huge fan of it. And I feel a bit self conscious. |
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I'm shocked at the men that don't like women on top....now making loads of private notes.
I love being on top and bouncing.
The one I hate is when a guy is sat down and wants me to stand on the floor and turn round and lower myself onto him. I find that one hard to get a rhythm going. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm shocked at the men that don't like women on top....now making loads of private notes.
I love being on top and bouncing.
The one I hate is when a guy is sat down and wants me to stand on the floor and turn round and lower myself onto him. I find that one hard to get a rhythm going."
I used to love this with my Adam, but my knees gave up after a couple of years.
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Don't really have one I don't enjoy. I may favor one of the other based more on mood or spur of the moment.
All typical sex positions (not counting the more contortionate ones ) are supremely pleasurable when in the proper mood and with a reciprocating partner  |
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"I'm shocked at the men that don't like women on top....now making loads of private notes.
I love being on top and bouncing.
The one I hate is when a guy is sat down and wants me to stand on the floor and turn round and lower myself onto him. I find that one hard to get a rhythm going."
Love lady on top, if its done right..
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"I'm shocked at the men that don't like women on top....now making loads of private notes.
I love being on top and bouncing.
The one I hate is when a guy is sat down and wants me to stand on the floor and turn round and lower myself onto him. I find that one hard to get a rhythm going."
If you're making notes, I love a woman on top |
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Me on top, regardless of my partner's engagement or reaction, I just feel massively judged and self conscious, plus it doesn't do anything for me physically so it's just all a disaster. The exception is if a guy is sitting upright (like on a firm sofa) with me on his lap facing each other and it can be all slow and intense and smoochy and lots of skin on skin contact... but then that typically is only just a part or start of the whole thing and leads to more enthusiastic other positions for the rest of the session |
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