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All Hail the Brazilian Wandering Spider !!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

It appears those sciency people have developed a gel made from the venom of a very large spider found somewhere in the Rainforests of Brazil ..

It apparently works better than certain blue pills men can buy with absolutely no side effects and therefore a prescription will not be required ...

So although I'm not at that stage yet , in 10 years or so time when I'm approaching 60 this timely invention could be a game changer !!

So less hate for Spiders please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rubbing Spidey gel on your cock will never make you Spiderman, keep telling you this.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ooh, who are you gonna shoot your silky white web at first?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The bite can cause Priapism.

….but can also kill a human in 90 mins!

…..but the last 90 mins could be the best of a man’s life

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By *agerMorganMan over a year ago

Canvey Island

Somewhere, in some underground shady BDSM club, a new kink is born.

Being bit on the dingaling by a Brazilian wandering spider…

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Rubbing Spidey gel on your cock will never make you Spiderman, keep telling you this. "

It does , I read it on the Web

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ooh, who are you gonna shoot your silky white web at first? "

Ethel next door

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The bite can cause Priapism.

….but can also kill a human in 90 mins!

…..but the last 90 mins could be the best of a man’s life

Ah well it's a hard life

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Somewhere, in some underground shady BDSM club, a new kink is born.

Being bit on the dingaling by a Brazilian wandering spider…

I'd stick to the gel ta

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