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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Why not suggest an exercise for the person above? Be flirty, lighthearted, or (god forbid) take this seriously 
I'm picturing Todger Moore above me. I think he should run in and out a cold shower a dozen times, and see if his pink canoe is still good for sailing after that  |
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"Spend the afternoon spider catching.
Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.
Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count. "
Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Spend the afternoon spider catching.
Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.
Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.
Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.
B"
Do Me  |
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"Spend the afternoon spider catching.
Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.
Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.
Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.
B
Do Me "
Is that an offer  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Spend the afternoon spider catching.
Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.
Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.
Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.
B
Do Me
Is that an offer "
Depends on what you have to offer in return |
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"Spend the afternoon spider catching.
Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.
Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.
Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.
B
Do Me "
Well that's my workout sorted  , but I'm afraid my feeble efforts would just be a warm up for you. So, beautiful Cede, I prescribe a weekend long foursome, with meals to be consumed on a sybian.
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Spend the afternoon spider catching.
Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.
Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.
Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.
B
Do Me
Well that's my workout sorted , but I'm afraid my feeble efforts would just be a warm up for you. So, beautiful Cede, I prescribe a weekend long foursome, with meals to be consumed on a sybian.
B "
I doubt that highly but the the weekend long foursome sounds good to me. Off to browse the interweb for sybians |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Spend the afternoon spider catching.
Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.
Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.
Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.
B
Do Me
Well that's my workout sorted , but I'm afraid my feeble efforts would just be a warm up for you. So, beautiful Cede, I prescribe a weekend long foursome, with meals to be consumed on a sybian.
B
I doubt that highly but the the weekend long foursome sounds good to me. Off to browse the interweb for sybians "
Nothing strenuous.
Wouldn't want you getting cramp..... |
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