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"Gimme your tips people. We have flirted a little and I know what I'm doing but I want your extra guarantee advice. You can do this for me. The ejaculate will applaud you. Let's go!"
dont take advice from anyone not meet verified!!
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Produce a homemade card, which when opened, out pops a picture of your cock. Underneath it write, in pencil, let's have sex.
If she says no, snatch the card back off her and re-use for a relative's joke birthday card. That's why I said pencil earlier. |
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"Gimme your tips people. We have flirted a little and I know what I'm doing but I want your extra guarantee advice. You can do this for me. The ejaculate will applaud you. Let's go!"
Easy, do her a boing video  |
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You must serenade her with song Brucey good sir.
May I wholeheartedly recommend Renée & Renato‘s timeless classic, ‘Save Your Love.’
Your desired intended shall inevitably fall instantly under your spell and will feel instantly compelled to sing the lyrics back to you whereupon you may engage in unbridled acts of a carnal nature with her
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You are both welcome! 