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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For some reason my coffee grans turned into a brick over night, so I settled for tea
Not quite the same wake up I needed but sometimes you just want something warm and tasty in your mouth |
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"Morning PW. I'll take one of its going? May distract me from this erection I have as well, I don't think I've got time to sort it x"
I'm sure you have, tea in one hand, wank with the other... see multitasking  |
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"Can all the women sit closest to me please when I've made everyone's drinks?
We'll have a good morning natter before the day starts."
Coffee with milk please  I'll probably have to drink at least half though before I'm capable of speech!
J |
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By *romleyM41Man
over a year ago
orpington / surrounding |
"Cuppa?
I must have typed and deleted responses to threads 3/4 times already.
I think I'll have a cuppa instead.
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Are there biscuits on offer too… is tea without a biscuit or 12 even legal ? |
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By *anSMan
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
I can’t start the day without a cuppa, I’d occasionally have a couple of slices of toast, or some porridge for brekkie, not fussed if I don’t, but I absolutely must have a brew before I function properly lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first  "
Do you believe everything you hear? You should watch me make tea and gather the evidence for yourself and then decide. |
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"Do you believe everything you hear? You should watch me make tea and gather the evidence for yourself and then decide."
Would the witness please answer the question? Do you, in fact, put the milk in first? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you believe everything you hear? You should watch me make tea and gather the evidence for yourself and then decide.
Would the witness please answer the question? Do you, in fact, put the milk in first? "
No I don't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first
Do you believe everything you hear? You should watch me make tea and gather the evidence for yourself and then decide."
Would you be making the tea whilst wearing that dress?
If yes then I'd love to watch you make teas  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first
The fuck!? I'm out.
^clearly gullible as fuck!
Milk in first is serious business and it's never worth the risk. "
But you could have asked me, I thought we were friends? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first
Do you believe everything you hear? You should watch me make tea and gather the evidence for yourself and then decide.
Would you be making the tea whilst wearing that dress?
If yes then I'd love to watch you make teas "
I could do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first
Do you believe everything you hear? You should watch me make tea and gather the evidence for yourself and then decide.
Would you be making the tea whilst wearing that dress?
If yes then I'd love to watch you make teas
I could do!"
*Puts all items on the floor* please continue *stands with smug smile leaning against the tops* |
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"Milk in first what is this horror you speak of milk goes in last tea bag in first then sugar or sweeteners depending on your preference then the hot water leave to infuse then the milk "
That assumes you’re making tea in the mug. Which isn’t as good as making tea in a teapot.
And when you make your tea properly, in a teapot, you put the milk in your mug before adding the well-brewed tea.
So it’s milk first. You see? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first
The fuck!? I'm out.
^clearly gullible as fuck!
Milk in first is serious business and it's never worth the risk.
But you could have asked me, I thought we were friends?"
We are, but I've been burned by trusting questionable tea makers in the past. Deception to the point of not even letting me watch the tea be made. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first
The fuck!? I'm out.
^clearly gullible as fuck!
Milk in first is serious business and it's never worth the risk.
But you could have asked me, I thought we were friends?
We are, but I've been burned by trusting questionable tea makers in the past. Deception to the point of not even letting me watch the tea be made. "
I'd let you watch. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first
The fuck!? I'm out.
^clearly gullible as fuck!
Milk in first is serious business and it's never worth the risk.
But you could have asked me, I thought we were friends?
We are, but I've been burned by trusting questionable tea makers in the past. Deception to the point of not even letting me watch the tea be made.
I'd let you watch. "
In! |
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"Cuppa?
I must have typed and deleted responses to threads 3/4 times already.
I think I'll have a cuppa instead.
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Tea please. Milk no sugar.
Conversation would be nice, not cyber sex, that just makes me laugh. Oh and some rich tea biscuits for dunking, my dog ,Drake,a 12 year old brindle Staffy , only eats them after they have been dunked.
Sorry to bore. I just like to interact!  |
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"Milk in first what is this horror you speak of milk goes in last tea bag in first then sugar or sweeteners depending on your preference then the hot water leave to infuse then the milk
That assumes you’re making tea in the mug. Which isn’t as good as making tea in a teapot.
And when you make your tea properly, in a teapot, you put the milk in your mug before adding the well-brewed tea.
So it’s milk first. You see?"
I'm a busy man I got no time for fart arsing about with a teapot I want my cuppa and to crack on with the day milk in last |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Cuppa?
I must have typed and deleted responses to threads 3/4 times already.
I think I'll have a cuppa instead.
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Just having my first of the day, which is rare for me.
Caramel latte.
From an Aldi sachet.
It's nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone make me a stiff drink please. Today has been SHIT!
And I've run out petrol halfways through school runs.
I'm about ready for a breakdown."
I have whisky gin and bacardo |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Can someone make me a stiff drink please. Today has been SHIT!
And I've run out petrol halfways through school runs.
I'm about ready for a breakdown."
I can offer the stiff part, but it's not a drink! |
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"Can someone make me a stiff drink please. Today has been SHIT!
And I've run out petrol halfways through school runs.
I'm about ready for a breakdown.
I can offer the stiff part, but it's not a drink! "
How rude !!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone make me a stiff drink please. Today has been SHIT!
And I've run out petrol halfways through school runs.
I'm about ready for a breakdown.
I can offer the stiff part, but it's not a drink! "
Is it a upper lip?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You Only Get an OO with Typhoo.....
I think _aitonel is offering me an OO without the typhoo. So I think you may be a bit wrong.
Lucky you  "
If you feel left out I know a guy |
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"I'm thinking about having a cider, it might help me sleep.
Make it 3 and you should be sleeping like a baby. 1-2 wakes your body up
I don't drink that much. 2 of anything is my limit."
Warm milk will send you off to the blissful land of nod (and that’s not a lewd euphemism….honestly)  |
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On this basis, I'm out too!
I'll give you a bell next time though.
LvM