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I’ve just measured my penis
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The robot costume I made for my 5 year old last week. I say costume, it was two sides of a cereal box, coloured in to look like a robot. I had to measure where to put the holes for the string to go over his shoulders. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My horn level
Nice try. Not measurable 
What did you really measure last"
Gosh your being stern today....it's Monday be nicer
I'm struggling to remember |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My horn level
Nice try. Not measurable
What did you really measure last
Gosh your being stern today....it's Monday be nicer
I'm struggling to remember "
if I couldn’t be nice on a Sunday, I’m not going to manage on a Monday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The floor for a new rug.
Poor old bitch (the dog) keeps skating across the floor getting down from the sofa. She was splayed on the floor the other day and looked at me in embarrassment.
F |
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
"How long I have left til I have to do this video interview.
PAIN..."
For a job? Good luck. I tracked my heart during my last interview and the rate went up to 148 at one point. Needless to say they make me anxious! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My finger against my phone, because of a thread on here last night.
With a tape measure, probably a window for a curtain pole.
Unless we're counting weight or volume."
you’ve measured my penis before too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What was the last thing you measured?
Your penis 
You wish
With my mouth?  "
Well I’ve already measured my penis. So we will be measuring the depth of your throat really |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What was the last thing you measured?
Your penis
You wish
With my mouth?
Well I’ve already measured my penis. So we will be measuring the depth of your throat really
You may well be surprised… "
I have a high opinion of you. (Despite your height). I won’t be surprised I’m sure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was going to say throat but that's been taken. 
Oh, my boobs! Well under them, around them etc.
J cup? 
Sadly they're a B cup. Gutted for me."
I like big jubblies and that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was going to say throat but that's been taken.
Oh, my boobs! Well under them, around them etc.
J cup?
Sadly they're a B cup. Gutted for me.
I like big jubblies and that
Lovely jubblies  "
And nice fit arses too |
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"A writing book my daughter had to stick pictures into last night!
Was it homework. I am dreading homework "
Not exactly, it was one of these things where you take the class teddy home at the weekend and you have to write a diary about what it did...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The girth of my largest dildo using a measuring tape i got from a Christmas cracker."
What did it measure at? I’m trying to compare myself to kenneth |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
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Last thing I measured was my chest area for a new bra, unfortunately I couldn't find my tailors tape so had to use a DIY measuring tape from the tool box, worked ok but a bit cold and harsh around the nipples.
But I found a really good conversion site, they asked for 5 different measurements instead of the usual 2 which gave a rather good result for a better than normal fit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last thing I measured was my chest area for a new bra, unfortunately I couldn't find my tailors tape so had to use a DIY measuring tape from the tool box, worked ok but a bit cold and harsh around the nipples.
But I found a really good conversion site, they asked for 5 different measurements instead of the usual 2 which gave a rather good result for a better than normal fit."
I watched One of my partners do this two weeks ago
That’s freaky. |
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